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Press Junketeer  Posts: 471 Joined: 15 Jun 2008     | |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 628 Joined: 12 Apr 2008    | He had six fingers on one hand. |
Paperboy Posts: 14 Joined: 24 Jul 2008 | 1. ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME?!?!?!? [takes out gigantic axe, then swings] |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 897 Joined: 6 Jun 2008   | What? No, he died all by himself. Old people do that you know. They . . . uh die. Science, um, doesn't know why but they do. Well, he . . . uh, didn't die all by himself per say. I gave him a few bullets to . . . um help. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 135 Joined: 26 Mar 2008 | he was like that when i got here. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 628 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 | When I said "the Easy way" and "Hard way" I was comparing the physical effort on my behalf of squeezing the trigger or just punching him in the guts. |
Paperboy Posts: 46 Joined: 27 Feb 2008  | everyone dies in the end...his just came a bit faster than nature's |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 629 Joined: 20 Jul 2008  | OMGZZ HE WAS TEH HITLERS!! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3249 Joined: 24 Apr 2008   | Who keeps ressurecting GEMS' threads... has... No... He could not have risen! the banhammer destroyed him! He... is... gone! I must warn the Escapist senior counsel... ONTOPIC: Chicks dig homicide. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 376 Joined: 5 Jul 2008 | 1. I was horny! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1784 Joined: 3 Mar 2008   | He was beaming death rays from space, using his UFO. I had to do it for the planet! *Achieves hero status* OR *Achieves room in asylum* |
Muckraker  Posts: 270 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | And I still don't have enough freakin ADAM. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3249 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | He asked me to stay a while and listen. |
Muckraker Posts: 270 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | You have achieved Level 43! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3249 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | He found this reason oddly impossible, and it confused me. |
Paperboy  Posts: 24 Joined: 25 Apr 2008  | He made a disparaging remark about your mother. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 144 Joined: 7 Jun 2008 | Look, I don't know what his deal was. He was a dick, okay? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3249 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | Science made me do it. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 178 Joined: 21 Jul 2008 | Because he failed the chat tree |
Muckraker  Posts: 278 Joined: 2 Feb 2008 | I needed one more old man to ding to 70. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3249 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | I was after an achievement. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 790 Joined: 22 Mar 2008 | The old man was about to prove religion wrong! I just had to kill him! |
Beat Writer Posts: 178 Joined: 21 Jul 2008 | the old man bet a tenner i couldnt hit a coke can with a bow an arrow. so i shot him and took the tenner |
Beat Writer  Posts: 131 Joined: 10 Jul 2008 | "ah,so that button is NOT the safety." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2526 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | He looked sick enough to warrent a mercy killing |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 897 Joined: 6 Jun 2008 | You mean he wasn't dead already? I thought he was a frickin' zombie! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3378 Joined: 23 Dec 2007    | Oh my God! What have I done?! |
Press Junketeer Posts: 376 Joined: 5 Jul 2008 | Awesome! But the blood makes the tracks sticky. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3369 Joined: 14 Jun 2008 | He was wearing a monicle, clearly a master wizard in disquise |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 884 Joined: 22 Jun 2008 | THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 6360 Joined: 28 Nov 2007    | He was on old man. I figured he was a master of martial arts. I was wrong. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3426 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 | You see it couldn't be me because I am an optical illusion! |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 897 Joined: 6 Jun 2008 | Indeed |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 102 Joined: 14 May 2008 | he was old do i really need a reason if so "HE" told me to do it |
Copy Clerk Posts: 67 Joined: 12 Jun 2008 | He was in league with Xykon and his allies the Order of the Stick. Thus he threatened the security of Azure City, and had to be destroyed. Ticks you off, doesn't it? Good. By slowly slicing your mentor into tiny pieces and making you watch, I have motivated you to stop faffing about and go fight some evil as is your destiny. If you'd gotten off your duff sooner, I wouldn't have had to resort to this old villian cliche to get your attention. This ought to make the news. Maybe if I go on a rampage, it'll bump the vapid spoiled heiress stories to page two. People need to be shocked out of their complacency. A shining blue angel gave me instructions. He was keeping me from carrying out the part regarding his daughter. Therefore I carried out the part about anyone who tries to stop me. You look like you're on that list too. Yeah, she got away; that means you're next.(Anyone who can guess what book I'm referencing gets bonus points!) |
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He smelled like Old people.