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Muckraker  Posts: 288 Joined: 11 Mar 2008 | |
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PROBATION  Posts: 2454 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Wow, taken a reversal of course on your deep thinker status and ran firmly aground on stupidity again didn't you? User was put on probation for: HowTo: Talk to Girls. (3 days) |
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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 909 Joined: 14 Sep 2007 | I don't like to run into the room of any cult and laugh at them. Las time, I tried the Scientologists, and... Word to the wise: They can throw those E-Meters pretty hard. |
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BANNED  Posts: 317 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | Scientology is the best read i've had in quite some time, weird aside, at least their holy text can be converted into a film, i've read the bible, as far as narrative goes, its got nothing on an alien confederation and an evil overlord. As for Gems... meh, its funny so i dont see anything wrong with it As for this... Tolerance my ass, lets mess with the crazies |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1716 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 | You are Redeming yourself Gems. I clicked on this expecting for you to have some crazy Phylisophical Debate ragging about the nature of the universe and how it links to the reality of pokemon via a taco link in the stratosphere. The Forum appears to be a joke. Just bunch of teenangers taking the piss of each other. Though a flame raid would yield interesting results. |
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Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 909 Joined: 14 Sep 2007 | As a user with a name like Fire Daemon, you're probably the best to head up an assault. |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2234 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 |
Charlton Heston would like a word with you, about The Ten Commandments (Film) |
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Paperboy  Posts: 32 Joined: 19 Mar 2008 | I love the way that, in these forums, everyone tries their very hardest to appear really literate, like Yahtzee. You can try and say 'Oh, I always talk like this' but I find that hard to believe when everyone does it on this website in particular. |
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Muckraker  Posts: 308 Joined: 31 Jan 2008 | Hey heres an idea.. How about you dont be a bunch of total dicks and leave them alone =O Ha who cares if its really stupid or its a joke.. I sure as hell had a chuckle reading some of it but there is no reason to raid them. Image if a bunch of anti videogame people came in here and started to post how shit we all are non stop.. Yeah it would piss me off Live and let live.. Leave the silly little kids alone |
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Paperboy Posts: 19 Joined: 23 Mar 2008 | That forum is freaking awesome. |
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BANNED Posts: 317 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 |
*Correction* a film i would see, i'm a big fan of the almighty, but i just cant see it coming off with the special effects a Scientology film would be able to justify, i mean, its written down, spaceships. |
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Paperboy Posts: 32 Joined: 19 Mar 2008 | Ok now that I've read their forums I can say that those kids are pure retards. Compared to them the bible seems so believable. |
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PROBATION  Posts: 757 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | I saw a Pikachu once. That was the day I stopped smoking weed. User was put on probation for: It's a conspiracy !!!!!!!!1eleventy!. (3 days) |
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Muckraker Posts: 288 Joined: 11 Mar 2008 |
My friend, I've never even attempted to be a deep thinker. But, protip: everyone (but you) seems to have figured it out. I'm sure you can do it! But no hints. You'll feel better in the end for it. |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 2234 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 |
I'd edit that right now you little shit. |
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Muckraker Posts: 288 Joined: 11 Mar 2008 |
BIBLE FIGHT GUYS I'll get the Righteous Flamesthrower. Someone find the Holy Handgrenade stock. Any paladins will need to get the Holy Avenger. Then we need to organize who goes to which side--but be warned! Interracial affairs are bad. Sodomy, even? I don't know, my religion is The Twenty-Three Threads of the Green Helix. Also knows as Helicism. |
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BANNED Posts: 317 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | Indigo... please dont, let it slide, its one persons opinion. if you do, then heres a disclaimer for the rest of you Indigo doesn't speak for the entire religious populace, just him/herself, i would appreciate if you could keep the generalizations to a minimum if this does degenerate into a crusade. |
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Muckraker Posts: 288 Joined: 11 Mar 2008 |
SILENCE MORTAL. SHOW RESPECT TO THE MASTER RACE. In other news, I utilize my Smite Infidel power, striking you for 36 damage. |
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BANNED Posts: 317 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | Countering with the ward of Brazen faith, i summon the 7 curses of fallen babylon and unleash the havoc of madness upon ye! paralyze and 8 damage a second for 5 seconds, fool! |
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Muckraker Posts: 288 Joined: 11 Mar 2008 | Wielding the chalice of the Whore of Babylon, I absorb your Seven Curses of Fallen Babylon, and re-channel the spell energy to dispel your Ward of Brazen Faith. I then level my Hex of Dubious Reality upon you. Resist, or your faith is shattered. |
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BANNED Posts: 317 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | I chant the litany of renewal and ingnore your heretical teachings, heathen! weilding the sword of truth i channel my very soul into a blade of justice, sprouting angel wings, i issue a thundering challenge to you demon. "Come and feel the might of faith!" |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 2234 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 |
Sorry man, straw that broke the camels back today. |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 2234 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | I use my Jihad to purge the evil from my body, healing me for 45, but stopping me from using any Evil based attacks. |
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Muckraker Posts: 288 Joined: 11 Mar 2008 |
I ward myself against Law and Evil, and conjure a Horned Demon, and a Secundus Mordon. I also utilise my Death powers to conjure a Negative Plane Avatar, and reinforce it with Bear's Endurance and Shield of Faith, before summoning a wall of blades around me and assuming a defensive stance. |
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BANNED Posts: 317 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 |
A legion of heretics? fool, for the faithful are without number! Calling on the souls of lost martyrs, my trio of ghostly bladesmen engage your hell-spawn! hopelessly outmatched, but faith and truth are the mend for any wound, they tie up your beasts long enough for me to close with your bastion of swords. my will spreads over these hellish conjurations, and light fills them! they turn upon you, poised to strike you down with your own evil! en guarde heretic, for justice has come for thee! defend your acursed hide or may oblivion punish you for your laxity! |
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Muckraker Posts: 288 Joined: 11 Mar 2008 | As Mordons are beings of absolute Law, and the Secundus is second only to a God, it overcomes your Chaotic fetters, seeking only to reinforce the absolute and unflinching; naturally making your unstable mind a prime target for... rectification. The will of the Lawful allows me to resist the flurry of blades, and gives me the strength to disbelieve your madman's rhetoric. Justice? Pah! Pish! Fooey! Christ's Wounds! |
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BANNED Posts: 317 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | The chill of doubt creeps across my mind, but behind it lies a core of zeal as yet unrivaled by your poisonous tongue! I call upon the nature of chaos, of the undeniable fact that there will always be a question, and through this gap i channel the word and surety of god, his stability and will crashes down upon your minions, and now we are alone, a test of blades it seems... I strike high, with power, a move unexpected for its simplicity, and behind it storms the might of iron beleif |
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Muckraker Posts: 288 Joined: 11 Mar 2008 | My sorcerous trickery rendered feeble, I fall back upon my light duelling buckler and longmace. Raising the shaft of Inevitable Metal, I weather your strike, and roll with it to disarm you. |
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BANNED Posts: 317 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | my sword lying far beyond reach, i pull the chains from my armor, allowing holy relics aeons old to tumble to the ground, but now, twirling in each hand is a deadly weapon, set to smite you down! coiling around your sheild, i whip your paltry defence from your grip, and with my free hand lash wickedly at your torso edit: its 12 here, i'm out till tomorrow, i expect a stunning comeback |
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Muckraker Posts: 288 Joined: 11 Mar 2008 | My natural will from being Lawful allows me weather your lashes. Your deranged frenzy eventually runs you down, until each wild swing causes you to gasp for breath. Bloodied and faint, I summon the last of my willpower to help you to the ground, before collapsing myself. My alignment shifts towards Good. However, I die of blood loss. The shock smites your religious fervour like the fist of an angry god penetrating a small girl, bringing clarity back to your senses. |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1179 Joined: 13 Sep 2007 | Then I come and kill you both with my Longsword Occam's razor. |
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Press Junketeer  Posts: 405 Joined: 22 Dec 2007 |
have you ever actually experienced a bible fight? being hit in the kidney with one hurts, mind you hitting someone in the back of the head is soooo much fun |
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Muckraker Posts: 288 Joined: 11 Mar 2008 | KIDNEY SHOT! You're stunned for six seconds, so, after exposing your armor, penetration is assisted. Because, you know, rogues have to take out their frustration from being nerfed to hell somehow. In other news, has anyone made a trip into these strange lands? My "Are you a bot?" email hasn't arrived yet. |
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Muckraker  Posts: 308 Joined: 22 Feb 2008 | Maybe somewhere out in the other galixys our popular ideas are being formed from some source onto planets. Even right now as we speak a fleet of covenate forces are coming toward's the real earth to create a whole new Halo or a new begining where human's only hope is to expand to those planets, restore order, and survive, well after what is belived to be a great war happen's. If you ask me I just hope we are aided in this war by those advanced in the future army. Then again this is just a guess that we are not alone. 0_O?! Did I just write this down! Oh well, it's my thought's. |
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Reviewer  Posts: 93 Joined: 13 Feb 2007 |
This person is insane. 5 months? |
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(Do not bump threads to re-ignite flame wars - mod)
http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php
This is a board of Pokemon believers. I, for one, find this an amazingly interesting. Through them, I intend to heighten my own self-understanding.
I say we greet them in peace. But not Cap'n Kirk style, oh no. No photon torpedos, son.
Indeed, it is a rare chance that one is offered the opportunity to study the wilfully insane. I hope at least some of you can capitalize off this wonderful discovery (in no way mine) with maturity and sincerity.
Or, you can feel free to run in there laughing at the nutters. LOL.
Either way, I had nothing to do with it.
Have a nice day!