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monodiabloloco
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See, it's people in the world such as these that allow me to continue to live. No matter how down I get on myself, I am NOT one of those people.

The Potato Lord
Press Junketeer
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Joined: 20 Dec 2007

monodiabloloco:
See, it's people in the world such as these that allow me to continue to live. No matter how down I get on myself, I am NOT one of those people.

I agree, those people are the ultimate anti-depressant...Unless you're one of the digimon believers....Also I wonder how the Poke-tards feel about the updates? or about the fact there is a reference to Jet Li and Jackie Chan in the form of two of the pokemon.

l33tabix
Paperboy
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Joined: 16 Mar 2008

Vanguard_Ex:
I love the way that, in these forums, everyone tries their very hardest to appear really literate, like Yahtzee. You can try and say 'Oh, I always talk like this' but I find that hard to believe when everyone does it on this website in particular.

I love the way you say that, yet I-as an Englishman-find Yahtzee to speak a very normal form of English. If most of the people who enjoy his reviews had any brain cells they would realise he even dumbs it bown and puts the swear words in for all of the idiots out there. And I loved it when "HYPERBOLE" came up because he knows that are a couple of thousand fuck-tards out there that can't speak English correctly. That and all of the Latin he uses are proverbs that are commonly used today. He is an amazing reviewer but I think the people on this site think it's better to speak like this rather than. YO NIGGER BITCH ASS FUCKERS I JUST PLAYED DMC4 AND ITS THE SHIT DAWG.

As for pokemon worshippers. They are a bunch of cunts.

l33tabix
Paperboy
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Joined: 16 Mar 2008

one guy is so fucking retarded he thinks there are 300,000 people in the world

an anomaly on this site 'mew2' the high ranked member is said to have joined 3 days ago but he has over 1000 posts.

i have also noticed a lot of people just completely fucking around with recent join dates.

keep sabotaging that forum guys. you are doing a great job there.

propertyofcobra
Press Junketeer
Posts: 429
Joined: 17 Oct 2007

Ah, idiots who believe whatever the hell they want no matter what proof and logic says.
Be they pokeclipse followers or religious people in general (pretty much any religion), they're funny because they're idiots.
"I've felt the touch of god"
"I've seen a scyther"
"I've felt the holy ghost"
"I have been touched by the great spaghetti monster's noodly appendage"
"Allah speaks through me! Die infidel!"

All hilarious idiots. Just sit back and watch the IQ drop.

The Potato Lord
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propertyofcobra:
Ah, idiots who believe whatever the hell they want no matter what proof and logic says.
Be they pokeclipse followers or religious people in general (pretty much any religion), they're funny because they're idiots.
"I've felt the touch of god"
"I've seen a scyther"
"I've felt the holy ghost"
"I have been touched by the great spaghetti monster's noodly appendage"
"Allah speaks through me! Die infidel!"

All hilarious idiots. Just sit back and watch the IQ drop.

Yet another person falls to the error of generalized insults. The Spagetti monster and poke-tards are hilarious becaue they're completely nonsensical but the rest of them have some sort of base, even the Allah guy has some sort of basis.

Action_Bastard
Paperboy
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nilpferdkoenig
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Action_Bastard:
They think Jesus is a pokemon...

http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=42

Argh, I just wanted to post that one.

These people are dead serious mad. The best part about it is that they think that animals are some kind of pokémon even though it is obvious that the creators based their creatures of various biological life forms.

It all kinda reminds me of the Mormon religion, thinking that one day we can cross over to a better world. (The mormons have had to redate their "mormoneclipse" several times already cause guess what, it didn't come)

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Erana
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Joined: 28 Feb 2008

Yet another part of my childhood has withered thanks to this forum...
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Anyhow, what I'd like to know is why there are baby nidoqueens in one of those anime Mewtwo specials. No, not Nidorans. Two-foot, SD-ish nidoqueens.

Fire Daemon
Gone Gonzo
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Someone hacked the website. I'm not blaming anyone here but its likely this thread caused it.

Almightyjoe
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Fire Daemon:
Someone hacked the website. I'm not blaming anyone here but its likely this thread caused it.

ha ha, I feel like god now, who's next internet?, escapist is gonna catch em all

Giygas
Paperboy
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Fire Daemon:
Someone hacked the website. I'm not blaming anyone here but its likely this thread caused it.

It was done for the lulz, as epic as it were

VikingRhetoric
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Fire Daemon:
Someone hacked the website. I'm not blaming anyone here but its likely this thread caused it.

I dunno, they seem to get shit from a lot of sites.

Darth Mobius
Gone Gonzo
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Almightyjoe:

Fire Daemon:
Someone hacked the website. I'm not blaming anyone here but its likely this thread caused it.

ha ha, I feel like god now, who's next internet?, escapist is gonna catch em all

That's right Joe, let's go!

Knight Templar
Gone Gonzo
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Natural Hazard:
pokemon are real. -_-

Thats it!
You lose your living privileges.

My brothers, we must make a crusade to save the simple people of this site.
We all must make accounts and spred the knowlage of our lord Yahtzee and his holy land of the escapist!
Or we can do what GEMS says an poke them like a fat kid, as you do.

Well we would but they have caught on and closed the troll gates.

Anyway 5$ says my name is taken

zen5887
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Knight Templar
Gone Gonzo
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I know how the hack happend!

This site is part of a larger network, the mother site was hacked and some of the sub-site got hacked too befor the proble was fixed. these people weren't targeted.

I have a account with a diffrent sub-site and the admin told us what was going on.

.....At least I think so anyway.

zen5887:
http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=509

Hehe

That this place is a joke doen't really suprise me.
But this is complex, trolls made a site to lure other trolls and normal people alike and..... do what? Make a whole big pile of shit and roll in it?

So if this place is a troll cave, like gaia, then is it odd GEMS showed us this place? Is he a sleeper agent?

Fire Daemon
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Knight Templar:
I know how the hack happend!

This site is part of a larger network, the mother site was hacked and some of the sub-site got hacked too befor the proble was fixed. these people weren't targeted.

I have a account with a diffrent sub-site and the admin told us what was going on.

.....At least I think so anyway.

zen5887:
http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=509

Hehe

That this place is a joke doen't really suprise me.
But this is complex, trolls made a site to lure other trolls and normal people alike and..... do what? Make a whole big pile of shit and roll in it?

So if this place is a troll cave, like gaia, then is it odd GEMS showed us this place? Is he a sleeper agent?

TROLL BURN HIM!BURN THE TROLLZ!

But in all seriousnes though, why make fun of the people that think pokemon are real. It isn't their faul that they are deranged.

:EDIT: It appears the whole thing was a joke. To be honest I thought it was real. Maybe because I had only visited it twice but oh well whatever.

This is an interesting insight to the interwebz.

GrimRox
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zen5887:
http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=509

Hehe

I must admit I followed this link and just have to ask you all, does that remind you of that kid from the "Leave Britney Alone" video or is it just me?

Knight Templar
Gone Gonzo
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Irony

Edit:dam you grim! your wernt there when I posted.

Almightyjoe
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Lets break down their logic....

US: they are wasting time and life believing in pokemon... lulz
THEM: WE WERE PRETENDING
US: They were wasting time and life to get insulted and give us laughs... lulz, and no, you were not pretending.

so, all of a sudden making an ass of yourself is actually a success becuase you did it deliberately?

in the court system, thats premeditation, and in the jail system, its a double-your-assrape card.

i pwn harder than a rhino pwns schoolchildren

j-e-f-f-e-r-s
Gone Gonzo
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I noticed there was Escapist quotage in that thread. Good work lads, our efforts here got us noticed.

Melaisis
Gone Gonzo
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Action_Bastard:
They think Jesus is a pokemon...

http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=42

One of the replies is the very definition of irony:

Religion is so stupid. Adults with imaginary friends.

Easykill
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I can't deny I had a hard time not laughing when I read about it being a hoax, but seriously guys, I thought you were above this. That was just trolling, and pretty much the definition of evil. Oh, and I thought it was odd how Gems worded his original post, it's now clear he knew about this. I don't know if he took part, but he knew about it.

The Potato Lord
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Easykill:
I can't deny I had a hard time not laughing when I read about it being a hoax, but seriously guys, I thought you were above this. That was just trolling, and pretty much the definition of evil. Oh, and I thought it was odd how Gems worded his original post, it's now clear he knew about this. I don't know if he took part, but he knew about it.

It there is a man made entirely out of testicles you will kick him no matter what. That is why we did it.

nilpferdkoenig
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You know, I know that it's wrong to surpress people for their beliefs, but some groups really piss me off so much that I would start a war with them if they were a nation.

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The Potato Lord
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I must applaud them for having the genious to convince people they were a legit forum but immediately kick them in the balls for being so good at being a new breed of troll as far as I'm concerned...

I will call them Trollites and we must be more cautious than ever on tha intarnetzors.

Darth Mobius
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nilpferdkoenig:
You know, I know that it's wrong to surpress people for their beliefs, but some groups really piss me off so much that I would start a war with them if they were a nation.

Sounds like this...
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish

By the way, I support the genocide of all of the mentioned people, and this new style of trolls. I don't actually believe that ALL of them were making this up, maybe some of them, but I doubt all of them...

Almightyjoe
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Darth Mobius:

nilpferdkoenig:
You know, I know that it's wrong to surpress people for their beliefs, but some groups really piss me off so much that I would start a war with them if they were a nation.

Sounds like this...
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish

By the way, I support the genocide of all of the mentioned people, and this new style of trolls. I don't actually believe that ALL of them were making this up, maybe some of them, but I doubt all of them...

Spread, my malicious linkdropping....

It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round... including them... and also the people who kill people like them for money

Cromag
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i would like to comment on The first post but i think I should refrain or i may be BANNED for foul language.

stompy
Gone Gonzo
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Really, people are right when they said this thread went to hell. Seriously, my brain hurts.

At least there were some good laughs...

Action_Bastar:
They think Jesus is a pokemon...

Pokeclipse:
Religion is so stupid. Adults with imaginary friends.

Being a dick is so much fun.

Easykill
Gone Gonzo
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This thread was like a soap opera. The plot was really messed up, and really hard to stop watching at the same time you're thinking about how stupid it is.

Vanguard_Ex
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Indigo_Dingo:

Vanguard_Ex:
Ok now that I've read their forums I can say that those kids are pure retards. Compared to them the bible seems so believable.

I'd edit that right now you little shit.

Or what, you're going to virtual punch me? If you believe so firmly in Christianity or whatever, one comment from someone you will NEVER meet shouldn't really get to you.

WlknCntrdiction
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OMG, stupids on the interwebs lol. really it doesn't surprise me these kind of people exist, but pokemon? come on can't these guys come up with something with more substance, say like, god? oh, wait:P

Kovash86
Infamous Scribbler
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General Mostly Electrified Steel:
http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php

This is a board of Pokemon believers. I, for one, find this an amazingly interesting. Through them, I intend to heighten my own self-understanding.

I say we greet them in peace. But not Cap'n Kirk style, oh no. No photon torpedos, son.

Indeed, it is a rare chance that one is offered the opportunity to study the wilfully insane. I hope at least some of you can capitalize off this wonderful discovery (in no way mine) with maturity and sincerity.

Or, you can feel free to run in there laughing at the nutters. LOL.

Either way, I had nothing to do with it.

Have a nice day!

When I first read the part about captain Kirk my first thought was, I kid you not, "No sleeping with their women...the furries will be disappointed."

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