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The_Logician19
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 883
Joined: 7 Mar 2008

The Wave theory the Human Impact theory.

This is a theory I came up with in my stories; basically energy and mass are both different types of waves, and people can influence how these waves work, conscuously with enough practice. This would make earth like Marvel Comics, only everyone would be a lot more powerful.

Although I would wonder if the Pandora effect would come into play (people don't like people more powerful than them, and destroy them with any means available) that would make it a moot point.

I apologize if my over-analytical Asperger-suffering mind-poo has offended you. If it means anything, I think it would be cool to have Iron-man armor...

Lucane
Copy Clerk
Posts: 74
Joined: 24 Mar 2008

PurpleRain:

Copter400:

PurpleRain:
And I would have a chainsaw hand from Evil Dead. Chainsaw gun from Gears of War. Chainsword from 40k. And any other chainsaw based objects.

Don't forget the chainsaw nunchuks from Dr. Mcninja!

I am stunned. Who is this Dr. Mcninja you speak of? I must have this technology.

the Website is http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=37&issue=5

I'd go with the Portal Gun, Magic or Super powers in place of magic (No physical mutations the world has enough ways to hate and belittle each other.)

But my yet to be said on the thread picks would either be working Robots/Mechs and/or transfroming vehicles; or a quest/adventure that would have a end result of true world peace for defeating a clear evil! if only for a few generations.

Larenxis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1779
Joined: 13 Dec 2007

The game Beastmaker from the book series The Seventh Tower.
The TARDUS from Doctor Who.
Executive Powder from Futurama.

Your Mom is Attractive
Anonymous Source
Posts: 10
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

1. Holodeck
2. Real working lightsabers
3. portal gun
4. Zero Suit Samus
5. Pokeballs
6. ????
7. Profit

Darth Mobius
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3824
Joined: 26 Feb 2008

Underpants gnomes jokes never get old...

Crap_haT
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 730
Joined: 9 Jan 2008

The world made out of trampolines, self explanitory. It was an idea from a Tv show for comedis purposes.

Rosting a human with your eyes. -Super man- Who doesn't want it?

Spud guns that fire potatoes into the scull.- The punisher- fun

Children, a type of candy - unknown- I hate kids, would rather eat them

Bullet time- every game Super slow everyday tasks.

Portal Gun. Faster mode of transport

Orgasmic touch. - Russell Howard- Be brilliant in a fight

Exosceleton.- Metal Gear Solid games - NINJA!

Metal Gear- metal gear solid series.

The powers of SPIDERMAN!

Thers too much. I'm not going to post anymore, my mind is broken.

sipe
Anonymous Source
Posts: 4
Joined: 18 Mar 2008

Gief superman powers

chaosfenrir
Anonymous Source
Posts: 7
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

I want the uber grav gun in HL2-EP1
It looks SOOO fun!
And a portal gun too =)
And i want Master Chief's suit, or the Crysis, that would be fun!
I definitely agree on the save thingy. Now i can ace my exams!

GrimRox
Copy Clerk
Posts: 109
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

cravethought:
I'd have to say a lightsaber and the force.

I second that and will throw in Duke Nukem Forever as something I would like to see become real.

Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3436
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

Yeah, so far the best Ideas here are real-life No Clip, Quicksave, and Portals. But eventually we'll all just want to be Jesus in our powers.

Copter400
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1904
Joined: 14 Sep 2007

Get ready people! Political commentary time! Ahem...

It would be nice if those weapons of mass destruction that Bush keeps talking about existed!

Eh? High-a five-a!

sanspec
Paperboy
Posts: 32
Joined: 6 Nov 2007

Mr_Cynical:
Save Points!

There have been so many times in my life where I wish I could have saved just before I did/said something/someone stupid, then I could re-load and probably do/say exactly the same thing/person all over agian...

dude that would be awsome save when ur on top of a cliff, jump off and load when you almost hit the ground.

ask a some1 you like out for a date and if they reject just load bak to b4 you ask the person.

Almightyjoe
BANNED
Posts: 317
Joined: 30 Jan 2008

sanspec:

ask a some1 you like out for a date and if they reject just load bak to b4 you ask the person.

forget failing the ask dude, replay the date for maximum success! eliminate crappy conversation forever! and if the chick turns out to be a fail, than you never wasted all that time+money!

Divinegon
Muckraker
Posts: 280
Joined: 12 Dec 2007

Pokemon, means nobody would have to go to school as long as they used the "I'm going to become a Pokemon Master" excuse.

Larenxis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1779
Joined: 13 Dec 2007

Copter400:
Get ready people! Political commentary time! Ahem...

It would be nice if those weapons of mass destruction that Bush keeps talking about existed!

Eh? High-a five-a!

Really? Seems like that would really suck.

sipe
Anonymous Source
Posts: 4
Joined: 18 Mar 2008

GrimRox:
I second that and will throw in Duke Nukem Forever as something I would like to see become real.

Amen

seethroughwindow
Anonymous Source
Posts: 5
Joined: 5 Mar 2008

What about "Chinese Democracy?" I mean, if we're talking about mythincal things that may never exist, that's a classic.
Also, I'd maybe like to have a robot, but not like one of those stupid robots we have now that vacuum my peni... i mean room... I've said too much...

Erana
Press Junketeer
Posts: 389
Joined: 28 Feb 2008

Life in a world in which a sence of universal trust is so prevelant, it is alright to welcome strangers who barge into your home.

The ability do have intimate conversations with complete strangers, both of you walking away a better person.

Being in a world in which the entire population knows the soulja boy.
(Seriously... is it sad that I learned the dance from a game?
Also: that is not meant to be a propoganda link. Its the best video, and just happens to reek of product placement)

The Franco
Beat Writer
Posts: 155
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

Personally, I would love to be able to:

-have a cloaking device like a spy in TF2
-a bubble/hearth ability
-climb on walls like Spiderman
-have food instantly be able to heal me
-and have a babel fish

Which pretty much is the recipe for an international jewel thief.

scoHish
Copy Clerk
Posts: 95
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

Dude, i've thought about this a million times. Hiding out in a sporting goods store during a zombie outbreak. It sounds geeky as all hell, but i cant go into a sports authority without thinking "I could hide there with one of those...one of those...oh and that..."

Flunk
Copy Clerk
Posts: 87
Joined: 17 Feb 2008

Giant intergalactic space ships, what would be better than travelling around the galaxy in massive incredibly fast but very comfortable ships such as in Star Trek or Star Wars?

Also, a cure for disease and world hunger would rock big time. Actually I think if everything in Star Trek was real it would solve these problems too so I guess I kinda wish all the Star Trek stuff was true. And yes I would gladly accept communism if it solved all of our problems.

P.S.

Anyone who hasn't noticed that the United Federation of Planets is communist, don't bother replying. You will just make an idiot out of yourself.

Knight Templar
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1172
Joined: 29 Dec 2007

Energy manipulation.

It covers all things and in essence makes me a god.

Flunk:
And yes I would gladly accept communism if it solved all of our problems.

Proplem with communism is it works in theory, but not pratice.

Copter400
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1904
Joined: 14 Sep 2007

Larenxis:

Copter400:
Get ready people! Political commentary time! Ahem...

It would be nice if those weapons of mass destruction that Bush keeps talking about existed!

Eh? High-a five-a!

Really? Seems like that would really suck.

You got a point. Let's go again.

It would be nice if that Osama bin Laden guy that Bush keeps talking about existed!

High-a five-a!

Thisusernameisjustanotherwasteofspace
Paperboy
Posts: 42
Joined: 15 Feb 2008

So far, the Quick Save/Quick Load thing wins this topic.

I would also like to add that checkpoints would be great. Why? Well, imagine getting killed before you can say "quick load!"?

The Full Metal Alchemist styled alchemy;
Digimon! I would breed them as tools of mass destruction and send them upon me foes!
And also, in case anybody saw the anime "Death Note" (or read the manga), the notebook in which you can write who dies when, where and how would be most useful. Of course, I would only use it for "greater good"...

Omnidum
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 628
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

Two words:

God Mode.

Also, I would be happy to see that Respawners was a reality

stompy
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2600
Joined: 21 Jan 2008

Thisusernameisjustanotherwasteofspace:
the notebook in which you can write who dies when, where and how would be most useful. Of course, I would only use it for "greater good"...

No. Fucking no. One Kira (cocky he may be) was more than enough. Though if you do manage to get a notebook, I'll gladly be the awesome L.

Now, for things I'd love to be real, I fully support both respawns and God Mode.

Corjha
Paperboy
Posts: 13
Joined: 14 Mar 2008

4 word for ya: Fist of the Nosehair!

Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3436
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

Bad AI for people you don't like.

MizPiz
Copy Clerk
Posts: 114
Joined: 3 Mar 2008

Portal Gun: given
Gravity gun (when it's a weapon): What's not cool about lifting and throwing people and objects with a push of a button
Pikmin or Patapons: You get little.... things that can help yo do manual labor and attack people
Plasmids: How else can you shoot lightning, fire, ice, and bees
Haruko's Rickenbacker 4001 bass guitar: Ask any Fooly Cooly (a.k.a FLCL or Furi Kuri) fan

Wish I could have done the gnome joke

CosmicStorms
Paperboy
Posts: 40
Joined: 1 Mar 2008

Health potions, no more hospital visits for me, just go to the nearest alchemist.

Jeroen Stout
Copy Clerk
Posts: 82
Joined: 1 Aug 2006

eggdog14:
ummm. . .

Alyx Vance.

That should've been terribly nerdby but I found it strangely touching

Darth Mobius
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3824
Joined: 26 Feb 2008

I stand by my comment that I would love to command a Super Star Destroyer. I wouldn't need anything else, because I would go rogue and become the galaxy's most feared pirate.

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