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1)   24 Mar 2008 10:26
PurpleRain
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There was a greatest quotes of the video game word... so lets get the greatest quotes from everything: Video games, Movies, Cartoons, Real life, Songs, the works.

I spell success S E X Y... ah... E S S?
-Buck 65

Sheer determined retardation
-Ben 'Yahtzee' Crowshaw

2)   24 Mar 2008 10:39
The_Toe_Bighter98
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"War. War never changes."
- Fallout series

Funny really, as I havnt even finished a single game, though I do own them.

3)   24 Mar 2008 10:47
SwiftVengeance1224
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"If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike."

Anonymous

4)   24 Mar 2008 10:49
PurpleRain
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The_Toe_Bighter98:
"War. War never changes."
- Fallout series

After finishing one then playing two, that quote gave me shivers.

"Captian fucking magic"
-Some goon I forgot in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang after being shot.

5)   24 Mar 2008 11:03
Indigo_Dingo
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"I've got better things to do with my time than to kill someone I don't know over things I don't care about."
- From a movie Steven Wright made.

"Only when the last tree has been chopped down,
Only when the last tree has been cut down,
Only when the last fish has been caught,
Only then will you realise money cannot be eaten"
- An unkown Indigenous American.

"Politicians hide themselves away, they only started the war
Why should they go out to fight? They leave that job to the poor."
- Ozzy Osbourne, of all people

(Culled so its not half a page)
"If you're in a band cause you just want lots of drugs and girls, then just go somewhere else and do that, and leave Music alone."
- Bruce Dickinson, Live at Abbey Road.

6)   24 Mar 2008 11:12
sammyfreak
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"We have nothing to fear but fear itself"
Franklin D Roosevelt

"Take this man and wash him like if he was Jesus Christ himself"
Mother Theresa

7)   24 Mar 2008 11:20
Indigo_Dingo
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"My loyalty is never to the leaders. The leaders are meant to lead their people to a better tomorrow, but 9 times out of 10, they're there because they want to make the world better for themselves. Year by year, decade by decade, these guys come through and screw the world over. I'm fighting for three things - my friends and family, my country, and my God."
- Anonymous

"Isn't it ironic how the guys who claim to love America want to fill it full of holes?"
-Me

8)   24 Mar 2008 11:27
Jannycats
Paperboy
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Auto-cannibalistic frustration...
- Yahtzee talking about what frustrating games do to players

"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."
- Cyril Connolly

Anything from Portal, really...

9)   24 Mar 2008 11:39
Fire Daemon
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Indigo_Dingo:

(Culled so its not half a page)
"If you're in a band cause you just want lots of drugs and girls, then just go somewhere else and do that, and leave Music alone."
- Bruce Dickinson, Live at Abbey Road.

I now have a new fav quote.

Apart from that I think my favourite quote is "Innocence proves nothing"

10)   24 Mar 2008 11:44
Indigo_Dingo
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Fire Daemon:

Indigo_Dingo:

(Culled so its not half a page)
"If you're in a band cause you just want lots of drugs and girls, then just go somewhere else and do that, and leave Music alone."
- Bruce Dickinson, Live at Abbey Road.

I now have a new fav quote.

Apart from that I think my favourite quote is "Innocence proves nothing"

Here's the link to the whole thing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOI_JjmYnRQ

11)   24 Mar 2008 11:50
JakubK666
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"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"

12)   24 Mar 2008 11:58
StraightAces
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"You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police. Everybody else you tell the truth to."
-Jack Nicholson

"Oh, yes! fill the churches with dirty thoughts! Introduce honesty to the white house! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met! Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! Burn your credit cards and wear high heels! Asylum doors stand open! Fill the suburbs with murder and rape! Divine madness! Let there be ecstacy, ecstacy in the streets! Laugh and the world laughs with you!"
-The Joker, Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth

13)   24 Mar 2008 12:00
Fragged_Templar
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"No people, No Problem" Joseph Stalin

"Dulce et Decorum Est Por Patria Mori" some retarded asshole

14)   24 Mar 2008 12:20
Apone
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Anything by Zap in Futurama. Half the dialogue in Firefly. Star Wars and Star Trek have some good-uns:

"From Hell's black heart, I stab at thee."
-Khan

All of Aliens, and Predator. Just those two films I'm sure you understand, not the later cross-overs.
Thats it for film and t.v for now.

Speaking of Predator:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AxepviKcyI

15)   24 Mar 2008 12:35
Lazy Lemon
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When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"?

- Se7en

Marv: I had to fight some cops.
Lucille: Oh, that's lovely. You didn't happen to kill any of them, did you?
Marv: Nah, I don't think so, but they know they been in a fight, that's for sure.

- sin city

16)   24 Mar 2008 12:44
Indigo_Dingo
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"So God tells us whats right by whats easiest? Look at the human body. There are over 50 million different ways you can kill a man, but only one way to create one. Does God want us to go around stabbing, shooting, poisoning, or strangling our neighbours instead of sharing our love with our wife? Whats right is never the easy way, if it were it wouldn't need to be whats right."

"A system is made up of those in power taking what they want from the people below them. Without a system you have chaos. But I'm looking over these tortured lives and thinking, would Chaos really be as bad as this?"

"Democratic leadership without a questioning public is Tyranny, pure and simple."

17)   24 Mar 2008 12:46
Almightyjoe
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"sir, if i was your wife, i would poison your tea"
"madame if i was your husband i would drink it"
- someone famous, a president i think

"(insert quote here)"
-Oscar Wilde

"there is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt"
-Space marines librarian

"wrarck! polly shouldnt be!"
-polly the octoparrot

"Only when the last tree has been chopped down,
Only when the last tree has been cut down,
Only when the last fish has been caught,
Only then will you realise money cannot be eaten"
- An unkown Indigenous American.

your kidding with the unknown but right?

18)   24 Mar 2008 12:54
sammyfreak
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Almightyjoe:
"sir, if i was your wife, i would poison your tea"
"madame if i was your husband i would drink it"
- someone famous, a president i think

Tsk tsk, thats Winston Churhill.

19)   24 Mar 2008 13:48
OneHP
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sammyfreak:

Almightyjoe:
"sir, if i was your wife, i would poison your tea"
"madame if i was your husband i would drink it"
- someone famous, a president i think

Tsk tsk, thats Winston Churhill.

Another Churchill one-
Lady: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.

20)   24 Mar 2008 13:53
monodiabloloco
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"Um.. Excuse me, but your monkey is glowing."
--C. Wood.

"Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul"
--B. Dylan: Masters of War.

"This tastes funny."
--Socrates

21)   24 Mar 2008 14:02
Tanith Ghost
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"Humanities unfailing capacity to believe what they prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist"-Academician Prokhor Zakharov, Alpha Centauri

When I first heard that I was like wow, so true o.O especially the last part about God

22)   24 Mar 2008 14:13
Singing Gremlin
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"come home with this shield, or upon it"
Spartan Mother equipping her son.

I'm really glad I'm not a spartan.

23)   24 Mar 2008 14:29
Apone
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Tanith Ghost:
"Humanities unfailing capacity to believe what they prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist"-Academician Prokhor Zakharov, Alpha Centauri

When I first heard that I was like wow, so true o.O especially the last part about God

Hopefully not your first and only post.
/naff 40k joke.
Welcome Tanith.

24)   24 Mar 2008 14:40
clericalerror
Paperboy
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"I'd slap your lips right off your faces, then there would be two sets of lips flopping around like fish, then we'd pick them up and make you kiss our American asses!" - The Rock

"Are you really willing to trust the government workers with the power to end someone's life? What is the government good at? Health care? Levies? Fuck! I don't even trust them to send a letter to my sister, I use email. Now if GOOGLE were in charge of the death penalty I might consider it. The google kids don't seem to fuck up much" - Penn Jillette

"Capitalism and communism stand at opposite poles. Their essential difference is this: The communist, seeing the rich man and his fine home, says: 'No man should have so much.' The capitalist, seeing the same thing, says: 'All men should have so much.'"

25)   24 Mar 2008 14:42
thebobmaster
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Someone already took my Churchill quote. T_T BTW, he was talking to Lady Astor.

(after the German football team beat the England football team in 1946)

German Spectator: You don't know what this victory means to Dusseldorf. For the first time we have beaten you at your national game.

British Spectator: That's all right. We've already beaten you at yours!

26)   24 Mar 2008 14:57
gameking218
Beat Writer
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"If your friend wants to run into the wild, guns blazing, give him a pistol with one bullet and say there are easyier ways to kill your self."
- Line from "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks on travaling in a zombie world.

Sorry if anyone else did this one and I missed it.

27)   24 Mar 2008 15:15
Leonhardt93
Paperboy
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Joined: 30 Jan 2008

"When i give food to the poor, they call me a saint.
When i ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist"

Don't remember who.

28)   24 Mar 2008 15:18
acer840
Paperboy
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Joined: 24 Mar 2008

What's so civil about war anyway?

Civil War, Guns 'n' Roses

29)   24 Mar 2008 15:20
lithead
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"She's my sister AND my daughter... Get it?"
Evelyn Mulray in "Chinatown"

He would carry off objects of which he grew fond
And protect them by dropping them into the pond.
-- Edward Gorey, "The Doubtful Guest

"He blowed up REAL good!"
"Farm Film Morning Report", SCTV

30)   24 Mar 2008 15:24
Leonhardt93
Paperboy
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"Common Sense = My antireligion"

Saw it on a T-shirt and now i own one!

31)   24 Mar 2008 15:27
Kogarian
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"...the word 'cluster-fuck' ceases to be accurate."
-Yahtzee (Mass Effect Review)

32)   24 Mar 2008 15:28
B Hernz
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"Were not arrogant, we just believe were the best band in the world."
- Noel Gallagher, Oasis

33)   24 Mar 2008 15:30
thebobmaster
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Kogarian:
"...the word 'cluster-fuck' ceases to be accurate."
-Yahtzee (Mass Effect Review)

I think he says "adequate", not "accurate."

34)   24 Mar 2008 15:38
Kogarian
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thebobmaster:

Kogarian:
"...the word 'cluster-fuck' ceases to be accurate."
-Yahtzee (Mass Effect Review)

I think he says "adequate", not "accurate."

EDIT: Okay, going back and watching the vid, I'm pretty sure he did say adequate. My mistake.

35)   24 Mar 2008 17:48
cleverlymadeup
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"When I was 18 I wanted to fuck on the floor and break shit, when I was 25 I wanted to fuck on the floor and break shit, when I was 35 I wanted to fuck on the floor and break shit, now I'm 40 I want to fuck on the floor and break shit" - Henry Rollins (he was talking about modern music)

"if you punch a black belt once they becomes a brown belt, punch him twice they becomes a purple belt" - Carlson Gracie (if it's wrong, blame Joe Rogan)

(next 2 come from the sex pistols site and define irony)
"I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation." - Avril Lavigne

"People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?" - Avril Lavigne

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