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Geo Da Sponge
Muckraker
Posts: 309
Joined: 14 May 2008

"I'm not a nerd, I'm a level 56 Paladin!"
-Anon

"Curse you, it's as if you don't want to die!"
-A friend of mine

"I'll get hungry. You won't like me when I'm hungry."
-Another friend

"Power corrupts, but super power corrupts way better."
-Scott Adams

Darth Mobius
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3824
Joined: 26 Feb 2008

Power corrupts but absolute power is kind of fun...

I heard it from my favorite History Teacher, Mr. Cardello, but I don't know if or where he got it from...

Jallil Vlos
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1190
Joined: 5 May 2008

-Cowards, they hide behind rules and Regulations. Oh and Don't forget the children-

-I'll have you hanged!-

-Just make sure it's regulation rope-

Starship Troopers 2

Whiskyjakk
Copy Clerk
Posts: 107
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

We'll get the Beers safe, and then we'll outflank them.
10 points if you know where that's from.

Apone
Muckraker
Posts: 291
Joined: 13 Jan 2008

sorry user name taken.:
''get away from her you bitc--''

=D

guess the movie!

Aliens.
You can tell I'm a fan can't you.

Fragged_Templar
Anonymous Source
Posts: 10
Joined: 18 Mar 2008

My new motto:
"Morituri Nolumus Mori"
-Rincewind in the last hero by Terry Prattchet

jamiemac
Anonymous Source
Posts: 10
Joined: 17 May 2008

"Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove"
Terry Pratchett - The Truth
(give or take a word, it's been a while since I read it)

the monopoly guy
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2364
Joined: 8 May 2008

"come back here you yellow bellied bastards, I'll bite your knees off!"
"she turnet me into a newt!
a newt?
I got better"

"an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" Mohandas K. Gandhi (Mahatma Ganhi)

Phantom6
Copy Clerk
Posts: 82
Joined: 31 Dec 2007

"Way to show those fifth graders who's boss." -Joshua, The World Ends with You

"Follow my lead!" "Screw that!" -Joshua and Neku respectively, The World Ends with You

"Yes, we ALL know it's impossible to live without sex. That's why priests...oh wait, bad example." -One of the members of a forum I moderate, I even have it sigged there

My friend: (tells me about the "storyline" in Happy Feet)
Me: So, in other words...it was written by 4Kids?

^Genius inspiration of the moment. I still crack up when I think of that one...

WlknCntrdiction
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 608
Joined: 8 May 2008

if we're constantly told that God is incomprehensible then why do we try to comprehend what "it" is?
-Me-

religion is so full of hypocrisy. if you cant tell, im an atheist.

Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3436
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

"Oh, what's that thing? Put it over there."
-Dr. Wallace Breen, on Gravity Guns.

Lukeje
Beat Writer
Posts: 195
Joined: 6 Feb 2008

"2+2 =... 10... in base 4, I'm fine...!" (GLaDOS)

exoneuk
Copy Clerk
Posts: 74
Joined: 1 May 2008

"The proof is in the pudding... the pudding of their DOOM!"
- Higashizawa from The World End With You (laugh out loud, WTF moment in gaming #34)

Benny Blanco
Paperboy
Posts: 44
Joined: 23 Jan 2008

"Anyway, back to my enormous penis" Professor John Corbin (after explaining that human bipedalism led to the need for larger genitalia, meaning that human males are proportionately larger in that department than other primates)

"A coward hides behind freedom, a brave person stands in front of it and protects it for others"- Henry Rollins

"What the hell is wrong with you people? Every famous n***a that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! Yes the government conspires to put a lot of innocent black men in jail on fallacious charges, but R. Kelly is not one of those men! We all know the n***a can sing! But what happened to standards? What happened to bare minimums? You a fan of R. Kelly? You wanna help R. Kelly? Then get some counseling for R. Kelly! Introduce him to some older women. Hide his camcorder... but don't pretend like the man is a hero!" -Huey Freeman "The Trial of Robert Kelly"

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."- Hunter S. Thompson

"Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't fuckin' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' shit? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid fuckin' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there." - The Boondock Saints

"I'd almost feel sorry for a fundamentalist hijacker taking over a planeload of pissed swine from Britain or Ireland. Wouldn't you?
Oh Ahmed, you picked the wrong flight. 187 Easyjet to Alicante. You've got a Stanley knife and a firm belief in your God.
Have you any idea just how many sovereign rings there are on this plane?
You've clearly never been punched in the chip shop."
-Andrew Maxwell

"It doesn't count as rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first. Then it's just surprise sex."
-My friend Jez during a conversation about prison.

"Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live,devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad."
-Snow Crash (Neal Stevenson)

Fud
Paperboy
Posts: 25
Joined: 6 Apr 2008

"Some people are born great. I am one of those people."-One of my friends in a project about himself and society

"Hi. My name is Andrew and chances are, if I have met you, I hate you."-One of my more cynical friends on that same project

PedroSteckecilo
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1810
Joined: 7 Feb 2008

post kill, wrong forum.

PedroSteckecilo
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1810
Joined: 7 Feb 2008

post kill, wrong forum.

Sorry, double post.

SpaceGandhi
Anonymous Source
Posts: 9
Joined: 20 Mar 2008

"He who would sacrifice a little freedom for a little security will receive neither." -Benjamin Franklin

"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country from his government." -Edward Abbey

"Suppose you are an idiot, now suppose you are a member of Congress...but I repeat myself." -Mark Twain

"Having been in the company of Christians, I understand why Jesus ate with sinners and tax collectors." -Mark Twain

Takhisis
Paperboy
Posts: 38
Joined: 2 Feb 2008

Singing Gremlin:
"come home with this shield, or upon it"
Spartan Mother equipping her son.

I'm really glad I'm not a spartan.

That was Leonides's wife equipping him.....

opium of the people
Paperboy
Posts: 23
Joined: 20 May 2008

"opium of the people" of course!
gotta love karl marx

Pseudonym2
Copy Clerk
Posts: 100
Joined: 31 Mar 2008

Kanashe:

An eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind ~ "The Suffering"

That was Gandhi actually.
When asked, "What do you think of Western Civilization?"
He responded, "I think it would be a good idea!"

Duck Sandwich
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 514
Joined: 13 Dec 2007

A lone wolf is forced to become stronger to survive. The path he walks is riddled with hardships and pain. It is a path that he must face alone. But in the end, a lone wolf is stronger than an individual member of a pack. The pack is held together by the bonds of friendship and family. But however strong those bonds may be, they are bound to break eventually, as in the end, everyone must go their separate ways and find their own path through life - a path that they must walk alone. ~ Me, being an egotistical bastard and quoting myself.

"Not now, Chief. I'm in the fucking zone." - My New Haircut (Youtube Video)

Anarchy In Detroit
Paperboy
Posts: 26
Joined: 26 May 2008

"Only the finest meats and cheeses for Mr. Josh!" - me making a sandwich one fine day

"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know." - Ernest Hemmingway

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson

"You people of the South don't know what you are doing. This country will be drenched in blood, and God only knows how it will end. It is all folly, madness, a crime against civilization! You people speak so lightly of war; you don't know what you're talking about. War is a terrible thing!" - William Tecumseh Sherman

"Fear is the beginning of wisdom." - William Tecsumseh Sherman

Indigo_Dingo
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4934
Joined: 30 Jan 2008

"You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocks developed: us, the French and Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way, there could never be a war."
"But this is sort of a war, isn't it sir?"
"Yes, thats right. You see, there was one tiny flaw in the plan"
"What was that sir?"
"It was bollocks"
- Blackadder. So funny, and yet still so very true, for all of time.

Indigo_Dingo
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4934
Joined: 30 Jan 2008

Takhisis:

Singing Gremlin:
"come home with this shield, or upon it"
Spartan Mother equipping her son.

I'm really glad I'm not a spartan.

That was Leonides's wife equipping him.....

Yes, they borrowed that quote for the movie. It was the Spartan peoples motto. I guess "Live free or don't" didn't take.

Aidanadv
Copy Clerk
Posts: 86
Joined: 10 May 2008

If god gives you lemons...

FIND A NEW GOD!!!
- those Powerthirst commercials

dukethepcdr
Beat Writer
Posts: 190
Joined: 9 May 2008

One of my favorite quotes is from Yoda in Empire Strikes Back "Do or do not, there is no try".

Or then there's "I have a bad feeling about this" from every Star Wars movie and from the new Indiana Jones movie too.

Another favorite of mine is from Braveheart "Every man dies, not every man truly lives".

MRMIdAS2k
Muckraker
Posts: 302
Joined: 23 Apr 2008

Brendon Burns on prison:

"If you're about to be raped in prison, just go "what a week, first AIDS and now this!" of course, you do run the risk of him going "great, don't need to use a condom then"".

Brendon Burns on Stonehenge:

" I reckon they built it to mess with people's heads, they're all there going "they'll think we're trying to tell time!", we should do the same thing for future generations, we should drill a hole down the middle of mount Everest, chuck a dog down, then fill it back in. For good measure give it a gunshot wound and a crown."

"when the police stop you, do NOTHING, they'll knock on your window, do nothing, They'll start to shout at you:
"OPEN THE WINDOW!"
"no, I'm warm, you: Brrrrrrrr"
"OPEN THE WINDOW, FUCKWIT!"
"YOU open the window!" (that throws them)
"OPEN THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW!"
"who ARE you anyway?"
"We're the Police"
"Prove it, Sing Roxanne"

- Silky, on the police.

Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3436
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

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    Jumplion
    Gone Gonzo
    Posts: 2354
    Joined: 10 Mar 2008

    "Skin is only skin deep"- me, you had to be there.

    "Life should determine life and death"- again, me.

    Sometimes i wish i knew what i was talking about.

    Dejawesp
    Copy Clerk
    Posts: 62
    Joined: 5 May 2008

    New residents were at one time welcomed by the town council with a customary gesture which involved gathering on the newcomer's front lawn and singing songs while dressed in bedsheets. The tradition was retired after it induced a heart attack in Old Man Smith from Chattanooga, the town's blacksmith, florist and "the town's only black man".

    The Sorrow
    Infamous Scribbler
    Posts: 679
    Joined: 27 Jan 2008

    Gentlemen, BEHOLD! I have grafted a deer antler TO MY GROIN!
    -Dr. Weird

    Suo9448
    Anonymous Source
    Posts: 6
    Joined: 26 May 2008

    "Don't blame me, blame yourself or God!" Delita, Final Fantasy Tactics

    "You don't need a reason to help people." Zidane, Final Fantasy 9

    A less serious, longer one, from a game not many people have played...
    "I don't know why... But for some apparent reason, I can't stand women with sexy bodies.
    On a side note... Flat-chested girls like you have absolutely no effecton me."
    -Laharl, Disgaea

    Last one I promise...
    "Check out that zombie. THAT is my masterpiece. The fists of a Dark Karate master. The legs of the fastest demon in the Netherworld. The brain of Mahogany, a famous sorcerer. The iron body of Hercules. And a horse wiener, all combined into one! The Netherworld's ultimate zombie!!!" -Aramis, Disgaea

    Alot of quotes from Final Fantasy's are good, mostly Tactics.

    Zealot Xeno
    Anonymous Source
    Posts: 3
    Joined: 21 May 2008

    "Shoot anything with teeth bigger than it's face" - Solider in Timespliters: Future Perfect

    nilpferdkoenig
    BANNED
    Posts: 502
    Joined: 3 Jan 2008

    "Take me down to the Paradise City where the girls are fat and have big titties!" - Slash

    User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown. (Permanent)
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