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Anonymous Source  Posts: 6 Joined: 18 Jun 2008   | |
PROBATION  Posts: 1076 Joined: 6 Jun 2008     | "A wizard did it." anonymous User was put on probation for: Why did you join The Escapist Forums?. (3 days) |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 65 Joined: 28 Apr 2008  | Princess Leia to Han Solo: Han in reply: If thats not a badass thing to say, I don't know what is. EDIT: Here's another: "pass the dust, I think I'm Bowie." - Black Randy |
Paperboy Posts: 38 Joined: 12 Jan 2008 | "Your request is denied, Lieutenant. It's just one pointy-eared Eldar. Surely you can handle it without an orbital bombardment. " "The only thing that keeps leaders in check is the knowledge that the population care rise up against them." "You'll have to sign a waiver stating that you're responsible for her Actions." |
PROBATION Posts: 1076 Joined: 6 Jun 2008 | I like how this thread arbitrarily goes from deep meaningful quotes to ghostbusters wisecracking. User was put on probation for: Why did you join The Escapist Forums?. (3 days) |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 787 Joined: 27 Mar 2008   | "Grass grow, birds fly, and sunshine abroad? I hurt people." TF2 Scout |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 596 Joined: 13 Nov 2007    | "The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense." |
Paperboy  Posts: 34 Joined: 7 Jan 2008   | Maxwell Smart - "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "Don't make me hungry, you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry" - Bruce Banner |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1088 Joined: 8 Apr 2008     | "The man who wins the gold medal is not the fastest man in the race, but the one who finished first." -Aristotle |
Muckraker Posts: 285 Joined: 14 Feb 2008 |
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? I hurt people! "It was unwise of you to attack me in my own realm Azazel, maybe elsewhere but not here" "I am not sweet, I am not mercyfull, I am just me" "I'm a really good driver" "I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assasin... Well the difference being, one is a job, the other's mental sickness" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2665 Joined: 8 May 2008    | "unless it's a farm!"-the soldier TF2 video |
Paperboy Posts: 28 Joined: 28 Jun 2008 | 'Who Dares Wins'. British SAS motto. 'You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?' - Pulp Fiction I don't care why that's so amazing. |
Muckraker Posts: 285 Joined: 14 Feb 2008 | "Once you realise that you're already dead you can begin functioning as a soldier should" |
Paperboy  Posts: 36 Joined: 25 Jun 2008 | I really liked from GTA IV: Roman: "I can't die man, not like this" it's very cold, yet awesome :) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3684 Joined: 14 Jan 2008   | "What is your name powerful wizard?" |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 576 Joined: 4 Feb 2008 | "Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul." - Tycho Brahe, Penny Arcade. |
Paperboy Posts: 28 Joined: 28 Jun 2008 | Just thought of another one, by the greta Douglas Adams Gods final message to the UNiverse after creating it: "Sorry for the inconvenience" Excellent! |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 84 Joined: 31 Dec 2007 | I just looked through this WHOLE thread. And I was appalled. How could NO ONE have pointed out the best quote of all time? "Bang." From Cowboy Bebop. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1928 Joined: 15 Jun 2008  |
it's |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3002 Joined: 8 May 2008  | "Your toast is burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts" |
Paperboy  Posts: 23 Joined: 3 Jun 2008 | you've never seen bad boys 2? |
Beat Writer  Posts: 148 Joined: 3 Jun 2008 | "Music should wear a sweater because it's cold and not because it's stylistically there" |
Anonymous Source Posts: 10 Joined: 14 May 2008 |
It's "We Apologize for the Inconvenience." Some of my favorites, no idea who says them: |
Paperboy  Posts: 43 Joined: 12 Jun 2008 | "I hope when they activate the particle accelerator at CERN our whole existance will melt away and a sign will pop up saying...'Level 2'" "I can't be scared of you, you don't know who Panthro is" "I'm not a christian...well...i was born a christian...well...i was born and told about one religion so i picked it...which wouldn't have happened if i had heard just a little bit about Hinduism...blue monkeys man!" |
Paperboy  Posts: 25 Joined: 2 Jul 2008 | How About: Rimmer: That's it, i want to go to blue alert Mr Burns: One more thing...You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full Moon. I'm as bored as a midget in a theme park (Unknown) Zoolander: WHAT IS THIS? This isn't a school for kids, it's a school for ants! It must be...at least 4 times bigger. AAAAAAAAADDDDRRRIIIIIIIAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN! This is my rifle, this is my gun...This is for fighting an' this is for fun Apologies if any of these have already been done |
Muckraker  Posts: 280 Joined: 9 Jun 2008  | "Laws to suppress tend to strengthen what they would prohibit. This is the fine point on which all the legal professions of history have based their job security." "Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic." "The man without emotions is the one to fear." The Dune series. "Friendly fire isn't" |
Anonymous Source Posts: 10 Joined: 11 May 2008 | "Don't bother trying to dodge those snipers. They coulden't hit an elephant from this dist..." |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 559 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | Say goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass! - TF2 Scout, stealing the enemy's intelligence |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 74 Joined: 3 Jul 2008 | Here's a few 4 u, "I am... IRON MAN!"- Ozzy Osbourne, Sabbath (remeber kids, tony's responsible 4 that riff) "Killing is my Buisness, and buisness is GOOD!"- Dave Mustaine, possibly THE most badass thing ever uttered "When a man lies, he murders some part of the world anything out of house's mouth was pure comedic genius "I told u the truth, from a certain point of view"- Obi-Wan Kenobi in ROTJ, my fav SW quote My other fav SW quote, "there's no all-powerful force controlling MY destiney"- Han Solo in the 1st film FIX ME!!! [insanely awesome guitar solo]- Metallica, puppets. there best quote AND solo "KERRRRYYYY KKINGGGGGGG"-my friends, a nearly legendary in-joke about the fact that almost all my friends hate slayer, but the jokes on them because nobody aside from me and Metalheads actually no who slayer is anymore, its quite sad really... The dirty Harry .44 magnum speech and last Mr. Blonde: are u gunna bark all day little doggy? or r u gunna bite? |
Muckraker  Posts: 320 Joined: 20 Mar 2008 | If you times a Bus by a Truck over a Truck, it's still just a bus... -Math Teacher... Haha he's hilarious... |
Muckraker  Posts: 294 Joined: 10 May 2008 | 1- I only failed the exams by the narrowest of margains. |
Paperboy  Posts: 49 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | "They say I passed the torch, well I want my damn torch back!" John Bradshaw Layfield. Yes, it's a fucking WWE thing, sue me. "The problem isn't that you're stupid... It's just that -- wait no, that's it." I just made that up. |
Muckraker Posts: 228 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | "Hey, I don't kill people, I just make explosions that kill people nearby" -black mage of 8-bit on murder "when you murder me, please promise to keep your pants on" " I promise NOTHING"- red mage then blackmage "evolution is my bitch"-red mage and chocobo sex... no not sex with chocobos "you've been dick-rolled" "for PONY"- richard of lfg comics Hk-47 "love" monolouge from KOTOR2 "you can no more evade my wrath than you could you shadow" "En taro adun, my life for Aiur" "the greatest contradiction to fate and proof of freewill, heaven and hell"-my personal musings Most of the thing that come out of Yahtzee's cake hole on zero punctuation and fully ramblomatic |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1465 Joined: 2 Jan 2008     | From the film _In Bruges_ Ken: I'm sorry about the message last night. The man who left it is a bit of a...well, he's a bit of a... |
Paperboy  Posts: 25 Joined: 3 Jul 2008 | "come on sir is only waffar thin" - meaning of life "he's not the messiah he's a very noughty boy" - life of brian "i want to be a women" - life of brian monty python |
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my favorites are
"Theres so much content; i feel like an anaconda that just ate a whole antelope and am climbing up a tree to digest it all" - somebody my dad works with
and
"Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth." - Picasso