Copy Clerk Posts: 93 Joined: 28 Feb 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1649 Joined: 29 Nov 2007     | Technically, she'll probably find someone as fake as she is and bond with her. I mean, I'm not supporting this but I gotta admit it could work. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 134 Joined: 12 Feb 2008    | Unfortunately, the new Paris Hilton Reality TV show I was hoping they'd try is to put her in a sack full of bricks, throw her into the ocean, and tell her she's playing the new Live Action Bioshock game. She'd fit right in with all the Splicers. Welcome to Rapture, bitch. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1023 Joined: 14 Dec 2007   | The silver lining about her is that there is no way she can survive much longer with all the VD you know she has contracted over the years. I'm just waiting for her head to pop like the pimple on society that she is. |
Muckraker  Posts: 308 Joined: 15 May 2007 |
That's hot. |
Muckraker  Posts: 244 Joined: 8 Jan 2008    | I'm actually trying to construct a person made out of plastic explosives and hopefully get it on the show. You maybe thinking "you cant kill the other innocent people on the show", Im sorry but I cant allow anyone who would apply to be Paris Hilton's BFF to further contaminate the gene pool of the human race. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1898 Joined: 14 Nov 2007   | Well, on the plus side her new film has got absolutelt slated (though did we really expect otherwise?) But meh, just ignore this kind of thing. For people like Hilton, any kind of attention is good attention, so just ignore them and eventually they'll go away. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 425 Joined: 13 Jul 2006 |
Has Britney Spears gone away? ;-) |
Muckraker  Posts: 231 Joined: 28 Jan 2008  |
Watch the new 2nd episode of the new series of South Park. it doesn't matter, all they're gonna do is pick a bunch of retards who are basically clones of Paris and put them all together, maybe make all their little doggies have a fashion show or something. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1212 Joined: 9 Dec 2007    | I'm more curious as to why this thread does not include a link to the said application form! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4042 Joined: 26 Feb 2008   |
NO! Bad person! No treats for you! Go back to your oven where you belong! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4214 Joined: 29 Nov 2007    | 'Lo and behold, the fourth sign. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 93 Joined: 28 Feb 2008 |
So sorry. According to MSNBC, Paris is looking for ""Someone that I can just trust, someone who's not gonna stab me in the back like has happened a lot in this town, someone I can have fun with," so everyone, be like SUPER nice and like, loyal and stuff, 'k? Good luck! Also Noted: "Of course, Hilton already has a BFF, Nicole Richie, her co-star in the reality series "The Simple Life." Hilton said Richie understands the potential dilution of her BFF status, and is busy with her new baby anyway." |
Beat Writer  Posts: 155 Joined: 25 Mar 2008 | I would love to see a show called "Paris Hilton goes to college." See Paris utterly confused in System Dynamics. See Paris utterly confused in Regional Geography. See Paris utterly confused in "Ok, seriously, you put the round peg in the round hole. I'm not fucking joking. Do that and you'll actually pass. Paris? You listening? No, not the square peg, not the square...goddammit, I hate you." Watch her try to slut her way to an A but to no avail as the professor is a bigger queen than the indian from the Village People. So long as she actually has to do all the work (no one else does it for her) and she is forced to do a "Sciency" major, it might be the only watchable reality show ever. Also it'll show kids just how hard college really is. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 391 Joined: 31 Oct 2007   |
i would pay to watch this, she looks a bit spliced already |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 546 Joined: 22 Dec 2007  | TheFranco, i will give you a 10million pound grant if you do that show :D |
Copy Clerk Posts: 82 Joined: 1 Aug 2006 | Upstaging all your moral anti-Paris grouphugs, I would still, if pressed on the matter, consider having acts of a sexual nature with her. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1898 Joined: 14 Nov 2007 |
Been a while has it? joke, joke... |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 937 Joined: 27 Mar 2008  | Wait, forget that. |
Muckraker  Posts: 235 Joined: 8 Jan 2008  | I propose we create a team of assassins to go on the show and end this. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4284 Joined: 2 Dec 2007   |
Agreed. Why hasn't anyone hired a hitman to off her yet?! Are they scared of her status? I know if I had the money both Britney and Paris would be at the bottom of a lake somewhere... actually, forget I said all that. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 546 Joined: 22 Dec 2007 |
but you would lose your penis in a bottomless chasm, i suppose if youre willing to risk it then go for it man |
Paperboy  Posts: 14 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 |
Hell i'll risk it, depends how much money your willing to give me to risk it, a tenner would do |
Beat Writer Posts: 155 Joined: 25 Mar 2008 | I'm willing to bet her snatch is like the sarlac pit. You know she used a stunt minge for those tapes as a publicity ploy. That and her plasticy complexion make her the nastiest skank. Seriously, why does she always have that "Oh, hey, what am I doing here? Oooo a guy whose bones I can jump. Awesome, lets try and look nonchalant even though E! has every inch of my skinny ass covered by cameras" look on her face? |
News Room Contributor  Posts: 5363 Joined: 13 Feb 2008    | Let's see... AIDS : White Horse Only the Pale One to come then. Probably riding a Mushroom. |
Paperboy Posts: 25 Joined: 10 Oct 2007 | After she has found her new BFF, hopefully thy'll put her on a USO to Iraq. "In this all new episode of "the simple life" with her new BFF, PAris will find out life on the front isn't allt hat's cracked up to be. After basic training and latrine duty, watch her be used as sniper lure on the streets of Basra in a red thong and pink bra!" |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 377 Joined: 7 Nov 2007 | can we extend this thread to all socialites please |
Brand Manager  Posts: 883 Joined: 8 Oct 2007   | She pisses off everyone she's around, even the dumb ones. She will never find a new best friend...regardless of how dumb they are. I'm pretty sure her dog jumped off the balcony just do get away from her. The dog is dead now btw...god rest his patient soul. Do you think you go straight to heaven for even having to deal with Paris? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1849 Joined: 13 Sep 2007  |
No. Prolonged exposure to "It" slowly destroys your soul. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 469 Joined: 15 Dec 2007 | you know, i thinkit would be interesting if the selection is screwed up somehow and the selected would end being gamers, otakus, trekkies, star wars nerds that dont give a shit about ``it´´ like easy said, i think it would be fun see this kind of people stucked with other kind of people that they dont even know that exist note: the english isnt my native languaje so i maybe mistyped some of thestuff i said |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 546 Joined: 22 Dec 2007 | dont worry about it broadband, compared to other forums i visit your english is great. Also i would pay to see her stuck in between a trekkie vs star wars fanwar lol |
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Paris Hilton's new reality show is going to be her search for a new "best friend forever."
People submit their applications online, are voted on by the Online Public, then 20 finalists are housed together while Paris does who knows what...maybe uses them as furniture....
I'm feeling sick....