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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 937 Joined: 23 Dec 2007     | |
Beat Writer  Posts: 181 Joined: 13 Dec 2007    | "Loved by many, trusted by more. Wasted his life behind closed doors." |
Paperboy  Posts: 18 Joined: 24 Nov 2007  | "Shouldn't have put it in his mouth." I'd like to think I'd be encouraging use of imagination. My gift to the world from beyomd the grave. |
Paperboy Posts: 13 Joined: 29 Feb 2008 | "AFK" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1502 Joined: 5 Dec 2007    | "Emperor, loved by the ignorant, feared by the wise." |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 487 Joined: 29 Mar 2008 | Here lies Jimmy |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 695 Joined: 10 Nov 2007 | You can't win the epitaph game. Spike Milligan already has. "Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite" (I told you I was ill). |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 70 Joined: 16 Mar 2008   | "Here was scattered the ashes of a body of organic matter that was so convoluted and conflicted that it thought it was a person." |
Copy Clerk Posts: 82 Joined: 1 Aug 2006  | "Nude photos: |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 382 Joined: 10 Sep 2007 | "Alright, so you weren't bluffing after all." |
Beat Writer Posts: 181 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | "Turns out I was grossly misinformed as to the rules of the game "Chicken"." |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 72 Joined: 6 Jan 2008 | "CHICKEN Tallest headstone ever. |
Muckraker  Posts: 285 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 | Billy Connolly wants, in very small letters: "Your standing on my balls" Classic |
Paperboy  Posts: 24 Joined: 8 Apr 2008 | "DEATH, Few return from it, mostly in Zombies |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 91 Joined: 21 Feb 2008 | 'Easily distracted' |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 511 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | 'The rumors of my death have been grealy exaggerated' |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 114 Joined: 5 Apr 2008  | Either: "Stop camping my corpse!" or: "I wouldn't be here if the server hadn't lagged." |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 557 Joined: 25 Feb 2008 | "The rumors of my death have in fact, been confirmed... bugger." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2667 Joined: 23 Dec 2007   | R.I.P |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 548 Joined: 14 Dec 2007 | "I'm hungry." |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 476 Joined: 6 Dec 2007  | "Shut the fuck up. Don't make me come up there." |
Paperboy  Posts: 42 Joined: 15 Feb 2008 | "Excuse me, but I can't stand up." Too bad I didn't think of this one first... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 5385 Joined: 28 Nov 2007   | "Damn snipers." |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 3 Joined: 9 Apr 2008 | "Died the way he lived; yelling racial slurs at his computer in a small cat-filled apartment." |
Anonymous Source Posts: 1 Joined: 9 Apr 2008 | "Zone repop in two minutes" |
Anonymous Source Posts: 8 Joined: 4 Feb 2008 | "Beloved Father, 1988-2018 Beloved Mother, 2018-2024 Beloved Father Again, 2024-2050" |
Beat Writer  Posts: 133 Joined: 15 Feb 2008 | see, I told you I'd get the last laugh ran for chief of police, 2000 |
Staff Emeritus  Posts: 1124 Joined: 7 Jul 2006  | Here lies Joe Blancato ... and why not? (Free get-out-of-a-one-day-ban-free card to the first person to PM me what I'm referencing.) |
Muckraker Posts: 285 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 | I hate spawn timers... |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 65 Joined: 5 Feb 2008 | "Besides the illness and being 114 years old... |
Copy Clerk Posts: 65 Joined: 5 Feb 2008 | damned firefox... |
Anonymous Source Posts: 10 Joined: 9 Apr 2008 | "If you're reading this then I'm already dead." |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 51 Joined: 20 Nov 2007 | "Whoops" |
Paperboy  Posts: 47 Joined: 8 Apr 2008 | "Finally" |
PROBATION  Posts: 2363 Joined: 29 Nov 2007  | "Do you mind?" Or "Died how he lived. Not allowed to print in public." or "It was darker in my room." User was put on probation for: My girlfreind is so damn annoying!. (3 days) |
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I'll kick things off
"Loved many, trusted few and always paddled his own canoe"