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Anonymous Source Posts: 1 Joined: 9 Apr 2008 | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1288 Joined: 29 Dec 2007     | "Somebody set up us the bomb." or "Playin' poker with Hitler in the hereafter." |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 964 Joined: 16 Jan 2008   | "Didn't get very far in life, but had fun not doing so." |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 558 Joined: 1 Jan 2008    | "See? This is what happens when you ask too many questions!" |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 72 Joined: 6 Jan 2008     |
PM'd. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 485 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | "He is not here. He hid himself to repair himself." "Don't you have better things to do than reading the epitaphs of random schmucks?" "My epitaph is cooler than yours." "I'll be seeing you REAL soon." "April Fools Day!" "Well this sucks." |
Muckraker  Posts: 232 Joined: 24 Nov 2007  |
Also, just in case. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 181 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | "I've got to be direct. If I'm wrong, please correct. You're standing on my neck." Sorry. "My milkshakes brought killer bees to the yard." |
Paperboy Posts: 40 Joined: 22 Mar 2008 | "So I guess that part wasnt optional" |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 422 Joined: 27 Jan 2008  | "Don't mess with sodium." |
Copy Clerk Posts: 53 Joined: 15 Oct 2007 | "Incredibly Horny Right Now" |
Beat Writer  Posts: 155 Joined: 25 Mar 2008 | In the few moments of contemplation I had, I came up with a few of these: "Wait, you're reading this?" "Come down and see me some time" "You wont believe how cramped it is in here" "Wish one of you fuckers would have warned me about that truck" "Hopes to beat Samuel Taylor Coleridge at Scrabble someday" "Bad thing about that trick, I can only do it once" "Fuck you Blizzard, I'm free now!" "So maybe I can't fly..." "He lived, he loved, he was a nerd." |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 67 Joined: 10 Apr 2008 | The worst one I've ever thought of... "Delete my porn." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2247 Joined: 21 Jan 2008   | "If you're here, at least I wasn't forgotten..." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2103 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 | Don't worry guys, I'll respawn soon. But seeing as how I plan to be stuffed, mounted and placed in a Mac Donalds I don't think words are needed. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 564 Joined: 7 Mar 2008  | "Ha, ha! The last laugh. I apologies to anyone who enjoys Non-sequir. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 931 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | "Don't drink ethanol" or "Dancin' it up with Zombie Jesus!" |
Beat Writer  Posts: 209 Joined: 26 Mar 2008 |
/win |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 75 Joined: 10 Apr 2008 | "He will come again in glory to judge the living and the noobs" "tell the creepy guy in the background that i've decided I'm willing to experiment" "Hammer time is ended." "I went there. Oh yes. I went there." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3336 Joined: 2 Dec 2007  |
I'd actually like that more if it said "Don't delete my porn!" Anywho: "Here lies Purple Rain. If not, please contact the undertaker." |
Paperboy Posts: 47 Joined: 9 Apr 2008 | me: "oh my god an epitah contest! Quick! I need something moving i can put on my headstone!" |
Muckraker  Posts: 255 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 | "I don't have to be warm, just gotta be stiff" "Rigor Mortis: The Anti-ED" "Just because I'm stone cold, doesn't mean I'm not hot in the sack" "If you're wondering what happens in the next life: I know" "First one to bring me back finds out where I buried my belongings" EDIT: And probably various inappropriate pictures using the E-Crypt tool, who's price should drop about the time I do. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 429 Joined: 17 Oct 2007 | "I used to say, "Here lies PropertyofCobra. Born 1988, Died 20XX, Risen again right behind you" "Hey, pastor, you were wrong! This isn't heaven! It's cold and maggots are eating me!" "Please don't touch the lightning rod. I need it to rise to my unholy semblance of life" "Put your ear to the ground, you can still feel my heart beating" And my favorite "OH GOD GET ME OUT! CALL THE UNDERTAKER! I AM TRAPPED!" |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 4 Joined: 10 Apr 2008 | "I left this world the same way I came in to it: naked screaming and covered in blood!" |
Copy Clerk Posts: 82 Joined: 1 Aug 2006  | "Ask me about worms!" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1030 Joined: 9 Dec 2007 | "CBA corpse run. Waiting for ress." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 5364 Joined: 28 Nov 2007   | "It's quite cozy in here. You'd like it." |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 931 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | "I'M NOT DEAD!" |
Copy Clerk Posts: 75 Joined: 20 Dec 2007 | "He tried" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1266 Joined: 13 Sep 2007  | Fable actually had some alright ones. But in all seriousness, screw the epitaph, I just want a life sized statue of me with a controller in my hands. Or some sort of statue. No words. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1370 Joined: 14 Sep 2007  | "Angus Lee, fair and tall, he'll come back and kill you all." Followed, of course, with a picture of a zombie. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 558 Joined: 1 Jan 2008 | "NEDM, man. NEDM" |
Beat Writer  Posts: 173 Joined: 9 Dec 2007 | fergus was killed by(what ever my cause of death will be) |
Paperboy  Posts: 14 Joined: 17 Mar 2008 | "Wow, it sure is dark in here" |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 505 Joined: 13 Nov 2007 | I think I'd like to have a tombstone that read, "Jimmy Hoffa." |
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