"HELP!!"

fergus
he died doing what he loved
your mum

Berried in this:

http://www.slipperybrick.com/2007/11/star-trek-coffin/

It could say "He was the most... Human."

But think of the funeral... sweet Wrath of Khan goodness. To go with your nerdy A New Hope themed wedding.

"Does anyone have a pheonix down?"

Guess it was a stupid stunt...

Died peacefully in his sleep.

Not screaming and cursing like the other people in his car.

I gotta do that again!

"So I messed up, who cares. What has Delacroix ever done for me? I mean, she expects me to fight some rampant SOB while shes up in paradise having the time of her life. To anyone reading this, disruption grenades have hella large splash damage."

Thank god. He's gone. Break out the Booze!

Well, It's Been Fun,
See You Soon.
1989-2008

In All Honesty I Thought
I Would Live Forever.
1989-2008

Hey, Don't Worry About it
1989-2008

If The Sun Should Fall From The Sky,
Or The Earth Split Into Two,
I Still Won't Know Why,
Why It Wasn't You.
1989-2008

Okay, Who Here Is Honestly Surprised?
Show Of Hands.
1989-2008

Game Over
Extra Lives:0
1989-2008

haha, thats what i do in my spare time.... i had written these a while ago....

"I have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

"idk idc"

"APRIL FOOLS!"

"My theories on immortality were wrong"

"Turn around"

''lesson learned: don't ever hassle the hoff''

Monkeylord:
"I have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

Nice one. A simple classic.

hear lies fergus
he cracked one to many gay jokes

57Htz:
"Died the way he lived; yelling racial slurs at his computer in a small cat-filled apartment."

.............that hits a little too close to home.....

Here lies Lord Takhisis
/bump

"I'll be back."

It depends.

If I had a giant statue of myself built it would be "Remember ME!" screamed out so the whole planet could hear, with fire from my eyes...

Or just "The Dice won"

'Tell him that I love him."

Inspired by this comic. It's a great idea, I think.
http://www.tmopmo.com/?id=30

"Safety handbook: tl;dr"

"You set it to 'stun', right?"

And one of my new favourites from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal:

-Not you again
-Here lies Joe, loved by few, understood by fewer, despised by many, hated by more, killed by one. (This one will only apply if I become a brutal dictator)
-I told the truth all my life, now I just have to lie here
-I don't see any point writing my name here, you are all going to know it sooner than you like

Thank you Mario, but my pieces are in another coffin.

"Watch out!!"

"End quote"

or

"Mum was wrong about pulling faces and the wind changing. My face didn't stay the same at all"

or

"If I could have had one more second on earth, I would have spent it taunting you.

...........................Here lies the creator of awesome".............................

"No Gerry, looks like I can't drink my weight in egg yoke"

"Why did they say 'heads up' when I was supposed to duck? Jerks."

"Don't worry, I'm about to get a 1-up."

"Assassin wins...FATALITY."

"Go away and stop pretending you care. Don't you have a life?"

"Lng epitphs 2 expnsv"

"Wish you were here. Instead of me."

"No, I won't carve that. That's just not right."

"That wasn't fair."

"It was worth it."

"Warning: Here lies a paranoid explosives expert. Attempts to rob this grave will leave you without much use for one."

"Owned."

"I'd better get a Darwin Award for that."

And of course...

"GAME OVER. Continue? (Y/N)"

Spike Milligan was originally going for "I told you I was ill.." but the Church put a stop to it as they thought it was offensive; however they didn't translate his Gaelic Version, so that's on his gravestone now.

"You think this will stop me?" has to go on mine.

Or "Citation needed"

"Herk! bleaahhh..."

Free E-Cookie for anyone who gets the reference.

Tried to conquer Hell with less than 1000 men.

guyy:
"Go away and stop pretending you care. Don't you have a life?"

"Lng epitphs 2 expnsv"

"Wish you were here. Instead of me."

"No, I won't carve that. That's just not right."

"That wasn't fair."

"It was worth it."

"Warning: Here lies a paranoid explosives expert. Attempts to rob this grave will leave you without much use for one."

"Owned."

"I'd better get a Darwin Award for that."

And of course...

"GAME OVER. Continue? (Y/N)"

I'd like to go with the game over one. That or "It'll take me HOW long to rez?"

Kastere:
"Room mate wanted."

GENIUS!