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Gone Gonzo Posts: 2000 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | |
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Beat Writer Posts: 153 Joined: 9 Dec 2007 | fergus |
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Muckraker Posts: 279 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 | Berried in this: http://www.slipperybrick.com/2007/11/star-trek-coffin/ It could say "He was the most... Human." But think of the funeral... sweet Wrath of Khan goodness. To go with your nerdy A New Hope themed wedding. |
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Muckraker Posts: 314 Joined: 10 Sep 2007 | "Does anyone have a pheonix down?" |
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Paperboy Posts: 43 Joined: 19 Mar 2008 | Guess it was a stupid stunt... |
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Infamous Scribbler Posts: 698 Joined: 12 Sep 2007 | Died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming and cursing like the other people in his car. |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 6 Joined: 19 Feb 2008 | I gotta do that again! |
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Copy Clerk Posts: 107 Joined: 9 Dec 2007 | "So I messed up, who cares. What has Delacroix ever done for me? I mean, she expects me to fight some rampant SOB while shes up in paradise having the time of her life. To anyone reading this, disruption grenades have hella large splash damage." |
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Press Junketeer Posts: 368 Joined: 2 Mar 2008 | Thank god. He's gone. Break out the Booze! |
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Copy Clerk Posts: 78 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 | Well, It's Been Fun, In All Honesty I Thought Hey, Don't Worry About it If The Sun Should Fall From The Sky, Okay, Who Here Is Honestly Surprised? Game Over haha, thats what i do in my spare time.... i had written these a while ago.... |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 26 Mar 2008 | "I have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine" |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 10 Joined: 6 Apr 2008 | "idk idc" |
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Copy Clerk Posts: 111 Joined: 2 Feb 2008 | "APRIL FOOLS!" |
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Copy Clerk Posts: 65 Joined: 11 Apr 2008 | "My theories on immortality were wrong" |
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PROBATION Posts: 756 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | "Turn around" User was put on probation for: It's a conspiracy !!!!!!!!1eleventy!. (3 days) |
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Paperboy Posts: 28 Joined: 2 Mar 2008 | ''lesson learned: don't ever hassle the hoff'' |
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Muckraker Posts: 279 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 |
Nice one. A simple classic. |
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Beat Writer Posts: 153 Joined: 9 Dec 2007 | hear lies fergus |
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Paperboy Posts: 38 Joined: 2 Feb 2008 |
.............that hits a little too close to home..... Here lies Lord Takhisis |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 3651 Joined: 28 Nov 2007 | "I'll be back." |
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Paperboy Posts: 35 Joined: 2 Apr 2008 | It depends. If I had a giant statue of myself built it would be "Remember ME!" screamed out so the whole planet could hear, with fire from my eyes... Or just "The Dice won" |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1201 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | 'Tell him that I love him." Inspired by this comic. It's a great idea, I think. |
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Beat Writer Posts: 181 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | "Safety handbook: tl;dr" "You set it to 'stun', right?" And one of my new favourites from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal:
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Paperboy Posts: 42 Joined: 29 Apr 2008 | -Not you again |
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Press Junketeer Posts: 401 Joined: 19 Dec 2007 | Thank you Mario, but my pieces are in another coffin. |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 2000 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | "Watch out!!" |
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BANNED Posts: 37 Joined: 15 May 2008 | "Room mate wanted." |
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Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 723 Joined: 9 Jan 2008 | "End quote" or "Mum was wrong about pulling faces and the wind changing. My face didn't stay the same at all" or "If I could have had one more second on earth, I would have spent it taunting you. ...........................Here lies the creator of awesome"............................. "No Gerry, looks like I can't drink my weight in egg yoke" |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 3651 Joined: 28 Nov 2007 | "Why did they say 'heads up' when I was supposed to duck? Jerks." "Don't worry, I'm about to get a 1-up." "Assassin wins...FATALITY." |
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Paperboy Posts: 35 Joined: 6 Mar 2008 | "Go away and stop pretending you care. Don't you have a life?" "Lng epitphs 2 expnsv" "Wish you were here. Instead of me." "No, I won't carve that. That's just not right." "That wasn't fair." "It was worth it." "Warning: Here lies a paranoid explosives expert. Attempts to rob this grave will leave you without much use for one." "Owned." "I'd better get a Darwin Award for that." And of course... "GAME OVER. Continue? (Y/N)" |
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PROBATION Posts: 1931 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 | Spike Milligan was originally going for "I told you I was ill.." but the Church put a stop to it as they thought it was offensive; however they didn't translate his Gaelic Version, so that's on his gravestone now. "You think this will stop me?" has to go on mine. Or "Citation needed" User was put on probation for: Why is EPIC the only descriptor that people use nowadays?. (3 days) |
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Paperboy Posts: 13 Joined: 4 Mar 2008 | "Herk! bleaahhh..." Free E-Cookie for anyone who gets the reference. |
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Press Junketeer Posts: 405 Joined: 22 Dec 2007 | Tried to conquer Hell with less than 1000 men. |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 1 Joined: 21 Apr 2008 |
I'd like to go with the game over one. That or "It'll take me HOW long to rez?" |
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Paperboy Posts: 14 Joined: 23 Jan 2008 |
GENIUS! |
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