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71)   11 Apr 2008 01:25
Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2000
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

"HELP!!"

72)   11 Apr 2008 02:01
redstar alpha
Beat Writer
Posts: 153
Joined: 9 Dec 2007

fergus
he died doing what he loved
your mum

73)   11 Apr 2008 16:22
Apone
Muckraker
Posts: 279
Joined: 13 Jan 2008

Berried in this:

http://www.slipperybrick.com/2007/11/star-trek-coffin/

It could say "He was the most... Human."

But think of the funeral... sweet Wrath of Khan goodness. To go with your nerdy A New Hope themed wedding.

74)   11 Apr 2008 20:00
Break
Muckraker
Posts: 314
Joined: 10 Sep 2007

"Does anyone have a pheonix down?"

75)   11 Apr 2008 22:28
Another
Paperboy
Posts: 43
Joined: 19 Mar 2008

Guess it was a stupid stunt...

76)   12 Apr 2008 05:57
werepossum
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 698
Joined: 12 Sep 2007

Died peacefully in his sleep.

Not screaming and cursing like the other people in his car.

77)   12 Apr 2008 06:19
eallae
Anonymous Source
Posts: 6
Joined: 19 Feb 2008

I gotta do that again!

78)   12 Apr 2008 06:20
EittilDratsab
Copy Clerk
Posts: 107
Joined: 9 Dec 2007

"So I messed up, who cares. What has Delacroix ever done for me? I mean, she expects me to fight some rampant SOB while shes up in paradise having the time of her life. To anyone reading this, disruption grenades have hella large splash damage."

79)   12 Apr 2008 06:30
Mstrswrd
Press Junketeer
Posts: 368
Joined: 2 Mar 2008

Thank god. He's gone. Break out the Booze!

80)   12 Apr 2008 06:37
Smiles
Copy Clerk
Posts: 78
Joined: 7 Mar 2008

Well, It's Been Fun,
See You Soon.
1989-2008

In All Honesty I Thought
I Would Live Forever.
1989-2008

Hey, Don't Worry About it
1989-2008

If The Sun Should Fall From The Sky,
Or The Earth Split Into Two,
I Still Won't Know Why,
Why It Wasn't You.
1989-2008

Okay, Who Here Is Honestly Surprised?
Show Of Hands.
1989-2008

Game Over
Extra Lives:0
1989-2008

haha, thats what i do in my spare time.... i had written these a while ago....

81)   12 Apr 2008 06:48
Monkeylord
Anonymous Source
Posts: 4
Joined: 26 Mar 2008

"I have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

82)   12 Apr 2008 09:25
Defyant
Anonymous Source
Posts: 10
Joined: 6 Apr 2008

"idk idc"

83)   12 Apr 2008 09:52
gibboss28
Copy Clerk
Posts: 111
Joined: 2 Feb 2008

"APRIL FOOLS!"

84)   12 Apr 2008 10:12
elffymon
Copy Clerk
Posts: 65
Joined: 11 Apr 2008

"My theories on immortality were wrong"

85)   12 Apr 2008 11:40
Hey Joe
PROBATION
Posts: 756
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

"Turn around"

User was put on probation for: It's a conspiracy !!!!!!!!1eleventy!. (3 days)
86)   12 Apr 2008 11:51
freetogoodhome
Paperboy
Posts: 28
Joined: 2 Mar 2008

''lesson learned: don't ever hassle the hoff''

87)   12 Apr 2008 15:05
Apone
Muckraker
Posts: 279
Joined: 13 Jan 2008

Monkeylord:
"I have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

Nice one. A simple classic.

88)   12 Apr 2008 15:10
redstar alpha
Beat Writer
Posts: 153
Joined: 9 Dec 2007

hear lies fergus
he cracked one to many gay jokes

89)   12 Apr 2008 15:17
Takhisis
Paperboy
Posts: 38
Joined: 2 Feb 2008

57Htz:
"Died the way he lived; yelling racial slurs at his computer in a small cat-filled apartment."

.............that hits a little too close to home.....

Here lies Lord Takhisis
/bump

90)   12 Apr 2008 15:52
thebobmaster
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3651
Joined: 28 Nov 2007

"I'll be back."

91)   12 Apr 2008 17:41
Iffypop
Paperboy
Posts: 35
Joined: 2 Apr 2008

It depends.

If I had a giant statue of myself built it would be "Remember ME!" screamed out so the whole planet could hear, with fire from my eyes...

Or just "The Dice won"

92)   12 Apr 2008 20:17
Larenxis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1201
Joined: 13 Dec 2007

'Tell him that I love him."

Inspired by this comic. It's a great idea, I think.
http://www.tmopmo.com/?id=30

93)   12 Apr 2008 20:54
Voodoo Child
Beat Writer
Posts: 181
Joined: 13 Dec 2007

"Safety handbook: tl;dr"

"You set it to 'stun', right?"

And one of my new favourites from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal:

image

94)   16 May 2008 15:31
joethekoeller
Paperboy
Posts: 42
Joined: 29 Apr 2008

-Not you again
-Here lies Joe, loved by few, understood by fewer, despised by many, hated by more, killed by one. (This one will only apply if I become a brutal dictator)
-I told the truth all my life, now I just have to lie here
-I don't see any point writing my name here, you are all going to know it sooner than you like

95)   16 May 2008 16:54
Blayze
Press Junketeer
Posts: 401
Joined: 19 Dec 2007

Thank you Mario, but my pieces are in another coffin.

96)   16 May 2008 17:01
Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2000
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

"Watch out!!"

97)   16 May 2008 17:51
Kastere
BANNED
Posts: 37
Joined: 15 May 2008

"Room mate wanted."

98)   16 May 2008 18:04
Crap_haT
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 723
Joined: 9 Jan 2008

"End quote"

or

"Mum was wrong about pulling faces and the wind changing. My face didn't stay the same at all"

or

"If I could have had one more second on earth, I would have spent it taunting you.

...........................Here lies the creator of awesome".............................

"No Gerry, looks like I can't drink my weight in egg yoke"

99)   16 May 2008 18:04
thebobmaster
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3651
Joined: 28 Nov 2007

"Why did they say 'heads up' when I was supposed to duck? Jerks."

"Don't worry, I'm about to get a 1-up."

"Assassin wins...FATALITY."

100)   16 May 2008 18:39
guyy
Paperboy
Posts: 35
Joined: 6 Mar 2008

"Go away and stop pretending you care. Don't you have a life?"

"Lng epitphs 2 expnsv"

"Wish you were here. Instead of me."

"No, I won't carve that. That's just not right."

"That wasn't fair."

"It was worth it."

"Warning: Here lies a paranoid explosives expert. Attempts to rob this grave will leave you without much use for one."

"Owned."

"I'd better get a Darwin Award for that."

And of course...

"GAME OVER. Continue? (Y/N)"

101)   16 May 2008 18:49
The_root_of_all_evil
PROBATION
Posts: 1931
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

Spike Milligan was originally going for "I told you I was ill.." but the Church put a stop to it as they thought it was offensive; however they didn't translate his Gaelic Version, so that's on his gravestone now.

"You think this will stop me?" has to go on mine.

Or "Citation needed"

User was put on probation for: Why is EPIC the only descriptor that people use nowadays?. (3 days)
102)   16 May 2008 19:00
teh0riginalb00n
Paperboy
Posts: 13
Joined: 4 Mar 2008

"Herk! bleaahhh..."

Free E-Cookie for anyone who gets the reference.

103)   16 May 2008 19:01
Sib
Press Junketeer
Posts: 405
Joined: 22 Dec 2007

Tried to conquer Hell with less than 1000 men.

104)   16 May 2008 19:11
Alykat
Anonymous Source
Posts: 1
Joined: 21 Apr 2008

guyy:
"Go away and stop pretending you care. Don't you have a life?"

"Lng epitphs 2 expnsv"

"Wish you were here. Instead of me."

"No, I won't carve that. That's just not right."

"That wasn't fair."

"It was worth it."

"Warning: Here lies a paranoid explosives expert. Attempts to rob this grave will leave you without much use for one."

"Owned."

"I'd better get a Darwin Award for that."

And of course...

"GAME OVER. Continue? (Y/N)"

I'd like to go with the game over one. That or "It'll take me HOW long to rez?"

105)   16 May 2008 19:26
DonPauliani
Paperboy
Posts: 14
Joined: 23 Jan 2008

Kastere:
"Room mate wanted."

GENIUS!

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