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Beat Writer Posts: 135 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 | |
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Paperboy  Posts: 37 Joined: 14 May 2008 | "Its only a flesh wound." |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 57 Joined: 5 Feb 2008 | "morality is relative and i guess you was relatively less moral." |
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PROBATION  Posts: 1931 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 | "Can I re-roll my saving throw?" "Ok, seriously, how much damage?" User was put on probation for: Why is EPIC the only descriptor that people use nowadays?. (3 days) |
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Red Guard  Posts: 996 Joined: 16 Dec 2007 | Here lies your moderator, |
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PROBATION  Posts: 2456 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | He lived how he died. A roiling fireball scattering wreckage over a 3 mile stretch of freeway. Yeah, I want to die in a car accident at about 180 Miles per hour... User was put on probation for: HowTo: Talk to Girls. (3 days) |
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BANNED  Posts: 1695 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | "Here he lies, gone and dead, so pay respects, get off his head" "For the love of god, i'm not dead, i had enough power in my phone left to order this headstone, sweet jesus do something" "Argued with atheists, now gloating... or oblivious" User was banned for: Escapist Election! (First eliminations). (30 days) |
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PROBATION Posts: 2456 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Based off a joke Anarchemitis and I had on a different thread: Here lies The first man to cross the speed of light. Too bad we can't see his remains... User was put on probation for: HowTo: Talk to Girls. (3 days) |
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Press Junketeer  Posts: 364 Joined: 6 Mar 2008 | "All of those Chuck Norris jokes? Totally true..." |
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Paperboy  Posts: 49 Joined: 6 Mar 2008 | "OHMYGODI'MONFIRE!*" |
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PROBATION Posts: 2456 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | System Error... (The Blue Screen of death on a tomb stone... That would be great...) User was put on probation for: HowTo: Talk to Girls. (3 days) |
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Muckraker  Posts: 237 Joined: 22 Jan 2008 | i'm going to go with lt. dangle on this one |
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PROBATION  Posts: 757 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | "Rigourmortis is making me harder than Chinese Algebra, ladies." What? User was put on probation for: It's a conspiracy !!!!!!!!1eleventy!. (3 days) |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 53 Joined: 7 Dec 2007 | "Dead or alive you're coming with me" i'd love to have the monolith from 2001 as my gravestone |
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Anonymous Source  Posts: 10 Joined: 17 May 2008 | "Apparently I can't jump as far as the Master Chief after all" |
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Paperboy  Posts: 28 Joined: 20 Mar 2008 | "If you're reading this, you should really go do something fun with your life before you end up like me. No really, stop reading this and do something exciting." |
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Anonymous Source  Posts: 7 Joined: 17 May 2008 | "Died in a Blogging accident." XKCD ;) |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 108 Joined: 7 May 2008 | "Never been the same, after being ganked" |
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Paperboy  Posts: 11 Joined: 17 May 2008 | "NERDS FTW!!!11!1!!1" or "LOL" something simple :P |
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Paperboy  Posts: 18 Joined: 11 May 2008 | from oblivion printed on my headstone |
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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 723 Joined: 9 Jan 2008 | "FATALITY" |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 76 Joined: 5 Mar 2008 | "Call Me Trimtab" or "Unquote" |
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Muckraker  Posts: 296 Joined: 20 Dec 2007 | "How was I supposed to know the grenade only had a three-second fuse?" |
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Paperboy  Posts: 38 Joined: 22 Jan 2008 | "I'm Not Dead Look Behind You." |
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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 970 Joined: 8 May 2008 | "this was all your fault" |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 101 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 | I shall return, and this time I'm gonna take the BLUE PILL! |
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Muckraker  Posts: 246 Joined: 9 May 2008 | 'Good at planning to do things, but never carrying them out' |
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Press Junketeer  Posts: 426 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | 'Ouch' 'I'll see you in Hell' 'Well, thats the last time I ever visit Capetown...' 'Oh, Bugger' 'Bugger this for a game of soldiers' 'Help wanted. Apply within' 'Whoever said monkeys were harmless, take a look inside' 'I may be dead sir, but you are useless. The christians promise me I will come back, you will not be so lucky' 'I'll be seing you shortly' 'I miss my teddy bear' 'Are you dancing up there?!' 'Don't make me come up there.' |
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Copy Clerk Posts: 53 Joined: 7 Dec 2007 | "it turned out it was an offer he could refuse" |
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Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 723 Joined: 9 Jan 2008 | "The blades got me" |
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Paperboy  Posts: 38 Joined: 19 May 2008 | "Damn. I was only two days from retirement" |
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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 888 Joined: 16 Jan 2008 | You could go with some good old python ones "Always look on the bright side of death "Life's a piece of shit "Just remember that the last laugh is on you." "you lucky bugger!" |
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Copy Clerk Posts: 108 Joined: 7 May 2008 | "Anyone got a map? I can't seem to find Heaven or Hell anywhere." |
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Muckraker  Posts: 234 Joined: 4 Feb 2008 | Last Words: "It's just a rabbit." That'll be a good laugh. Only problem is I'll be dead and rotting in the ground, unable to enjoy it. |
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Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 970 Joined: 8 May 2008 | "wiper of other peoples bottoms" |
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