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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 937 Joined: 27 Mar 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3085 Joined: 4 May 2008     | In response to the last post, "I'm telling God you're a dick." |
Beat Writer  Posts: 192 Joined: 12 Jun 2008    | Free your body and soul It's an acrostic poem for those who don't see it (originally accredited to John Laird McCaffery's headstone. It was written by 'his friends'). |
Muckraker  Posts: 252 Joined: 23 Apr 2008  | "Telefragged" |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 124 Joined: 25 Jan 2008   | Gibbed |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 836 Joined: 11 May 2008   | i have a few, i suppose i'll have to pick one eventually... "Stay dry Alice." "The moon is so very lonely even with all the stars about her" "I want you to know, I used the best butter." "Two days wrong!" |
Muckraker  Posts: 297 Joined: 4 Jul 2008   | "Goddamn Tk'er" "heh heh, buddha" "proof that you shouldn't mess with zohan/Yahtzee" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3085 Joined: 4 May 2008 | If I was shot in a maternity ward (maybe with a pregnant girlfriend or something), my gravestone would read: Damn Spawn Camper. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4058 Joined: 4 Jul 2008    | "Don't flip off a cop" "Who knew?" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3085 Joined: 4 May 2008 | "Johnny mistook the word 'Parachute' for 'Pair of Shoes'. He died, but his footwear looked great." |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4058 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | "Bet against Bill Gates" "Sony, figure it out" "What was I thinking?" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4093 Joined: 14 Jan 2008   | "He died as he lived, asleep." |
Paperboy Posts: 45 Joined: 9 Jul 2008 | "A faithful heart and a strong hand has stopped beating" |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 517 Joined: 20 Jun 2008 |
Hey, fuck you mate! "Oh, shit, I forgot my keys" "Here lies Vaughan MacDonald, and he's really pissed off" "Your mother sucks cocks in hell. I know because she's right here with me" |
Paperboy Posts: 12 Joined: 15 Jul 2008  | "OK I'm ready to get out now" |
Muckraker Posts: 297 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | "I'm not dead, just living as a higher being" (then I'll add these carvings) "don't believe me? well here's proof!!" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 7735 Joined: 30 Jan 2008  | "Word to the wise. Don't tell Chopper he should trim his moustache." "They say no-one ever died wishing they'd spent more time at the office. Guess I'm the first." "Totally worth it, mate." |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4093 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 | "He was never going to make it." "Looks like he couldn't outrun the police." |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 940 Joined: 21 Feb 2008  | "Logic's bitch" |
Beat Writer Posts: 151 Joined: 14 Feb 2008 | RIP "Waiting Till |
Beat Writer Posts: 151 Joined: 14 Feb 2008 | First Man to Accidentally run himself over. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 937 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 | "I couldn't take it anymore, for I had reached maximum lvl. 70 characters in WoW." (Fact, maximum is 47 chars.) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 5091 Joined: 23 Dec 2007  | "Here Lies Anarchemitis. Buried with his Computer and like a Jillion dollars. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 741 Joined: 15 Jun 2008   | "May he burn forever in the deepest Hell." |
Beat Writer  Posts: 158 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 | "pwned" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1435 Joined: 22 Jun 2008   | Damn rust-beasts |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 517 Joined: 20 Jun 2008 |
YEH! Nedge's Burger Ball Off was fucking funny as! |
Paperboy  Posts: 26 Joined: 9 Jul 2008 | "I always assumed the Iron Maiden wanted to hug me out of affection..." |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 85 Joined: 18 Mar 2008 | This frosting tastes a little bit like battery acid. |
Muckraker  Posts: 310 Joined: 15 Nov 2007 | Not dead. Just playing on another server. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 475 Joined: 30 Jun 2008  | Man if I was a hindu my tombstone would read: "BRB" EDIT: else this one "Abako has encountered a fatal error and must be closed" |
Paperboy  Posts: 15 Joined: 8 Jul 2008 | "Please activate the reanimation device, and kill my clone." Expensive headstone, but worth every penny. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 85 Joined: 12 Jun 2008  | "Croshaw, now you need to go back to the old man and carry out steps 7-21 in reverse order. Who's laughing now, critic boy?" (Assuming, of course, that he somehow manages to outlive me and reviews one of my not-yet-developed games someday) "Finally saw the world." (points to whoever knows what webcomic I'm referencing) "I knew I shouldn't have told him he was going to be my sole heir. BUT HE WASN'T! I WIN AGAIN!" Eulogy: "Just to piss off the shareholders, all of his patents are now public domain." "That's what I get for fulfilling my destiny" |
Beat Writer Posts: 182 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 | Syntax error. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2963 Joined: 3 Apr 2008     | Cameron has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down |
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