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Omnidum
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 780
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

"Don't worry, I told God to reserve a seat in Paradise for you."

Johnn Johnston
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2892
Joined: 4 May 2008

In response to the last post,

"I'm telling God you're a dick."
That would make people worry a bit.

CartoonHead
Beat Writer
Posts: 192
Joined: 12 Jun 2008

Free your body and soul
Unfold your powerful wings
Climb up the highest mountains
Kick your feet up in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are!

It's an acrostic poem for those who don't see it (originally accredited to John Laird McCaffery's headstone. It was written by 'his friends').

KneeLord
Beat Writer
Posts: 158
Joined: 23 Apr 2008

"Telefragged"

DEC_42
Copy Clerk
Posts: 124
Joined: 25 Jan 2008

Gibbed

Isaac Dodgson
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 601
Joined: 11 May 2008

i have a few, i suppose i'll have to pick one eventually...

"Stay dry Alice."

"The moon is so very lonely even with all the stars about her"

"I want you to know, I used the best butter."

"Two days wrong!"

M0rp43vs
Beat Writer
Posts: 221
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

"Goddamn Tk'er"

"heh heh, buddha"

"proof that you shouldn't mess with zohan/Yahtzee"

Johnn Johnston
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2892
Joined: 4 May 2008

If I was shot in a maternity ward (maybe with a pregnant girlfriend or something), my gravestone would read:

Damn Spawn Camper.

Reasonable Doubt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4058
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

"Don't flip off a cop"

"Who knew?"

Johnn Johnston
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2892
Joined: 4 May 2008

"Johnny mistook the word 'Parachute' for 'Pair of Shoes'. He died, but his footwear looked great."

Reasonable Doubt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4058
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

"Bet against Bill Gates"

"Sony, figure it out"

"What was I thinking?"

conqueror Kenny
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3679
Joined: 14 Jan 2008

"He died as he lived, asleep."

Zukhramm
Paperboy
Posts: 45
Joined: 9 Jul 2008

"A faithful heart and a strong hand has stopped beating"

ANTI-SANTA
Press Junketeer
Posts: 420
Joined: 20 Jun 2008

Aries_Split:
"Blame Australia."

Hey, fuck you mate!

"Oh, shit, I forgot my keys"

"Here lies Vaughan MacDonald, and he's really pissed off"

"Your mother sucks cocks in hell. I know because she's right here with me"

HangtheDJ
Paperboy
Posts: 12
Joined: 15 Jul 2008

"OK I'm ready to get out now"

M0rp43vs
Beat Writer
Posts: 221
Joined: 4 Jul 2008

"I'm not dead, just living as a higher being"

(then I'll add these carvings)

"don't believe me? well here's proof!!"

Indigo_Dingo
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 6127
Joined: 30 Jan 2008

"Word to the wise. Don't tell Chopper he should trim his moustache."

"They say no-one ever died wishing they'd spent more time at the office. Guess I'm the first."

"Totally worth it, mate."

conqueror Kenny
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3679
Joined: 14 Jan 2008

"He was never going to make it."

"Looks like he couldn't outrun the police."

TomNook
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 910
Joined: 21 Feb 2008

"Logic's bitch"

Mathew952
Beat Writer
Posts: 127
Joined: 14 Feb 2008

RIP
Unknown Soldier

"Waiting Till
were all a little
older"

Mathew952
Beat Writer
Posts: 127
Joined: 14 Feb 2008

First Man to Accidentally run himself over.

Omnidum
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 780
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

"I couldn't take it anymore, for I had reached maximum lvl. 70 characters in WoW." (Fact, maximum is 47 chars.)

Anarchemitis
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4276
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

"Here Lies Anarchemitis. Buried with his Computer and like a Jillion dollars.
The chosen one is worthy to have a nerd dig up the grave for him,
revealing interior complex of traps and platforming segments to
get you to me; the boss, before you can have my loot.
Copyright Insomniac Games"

Limos
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 632
Joined: 15 Jun 2008

"May he burn forever in the deepest Hell."

shufflemonkey16
Beat Writer
Posts: 158
Joined: 7 Mar 2008

"pwned"

LewsTherin
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1126
Joined: 22 Jun 2008

Damn rust-beasts

ANTI-SANTA
Press Junketeer
Posts: 420
Joined: 20 Jun 2008

Akirasfriend:
"CHICKEN
CHICKEN
CHICKEN
CHICKEN
FUCKIN' CHICKEN NUGGETS
Don't fuck with the Colonel!"

Tallest headstone ever.

YEH! Nedge's Burger Ball Off was fucking funny as!

Tiut
Paperboy
Posts: 26
Joined: 9 Jul 2008

"I always assumed the Iron Maiden wanted to hug me out of affection..."

MK-Smash
Copy Clerk
Posts: 85
Joined: 18 Mar 2008

This frosting tastes a little bit like battery acid.

The Irrelevant Gamer
Muckraker
Posts: 299
Joined: 15 Nov 2007

Not dead. Just playing on another server.

Abako
Muckraker
Posts: 273
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

Man if I was a hindu my tombstone would read:

"BRB"

EDIT: else this one

"Abako has encountered a fatal error and must be closed"

Angry_Researcher
Paperboy
Posts: 14
Joined: 8 Jul 2008

"Please activate the reanimation device, and kill my clone."

Expensive headstone, but worth every penny.

sidhe3141
Copy Clerk
Posts: 72
Joined: 12 Jun 2008

"Croshaw, now you need to go back to the old man and carry out steps 7-21 in reverse order. Who's laughing now, critic boy?" (Assuming, of course, that he somehow manages to outlive me and reviews one of my not-yet-developed games someday)

"Finally saw the world." (points to whoever knows what webcomic I'm referencing)

"I knew I shouldn't have told him he was going to be my sole heir. BUT HE WASN'T! I WIN AGAIN!"

Eulogy: "Just to piss off the shareholders, all of his patents are now public domain."

"That's what I get for fulfilling my destiny"

stinkychops
Beat Writer
Posts: 174
Joined: 12 Apr 2008

Syntax error.
Could not retreve file 'life'.

smallharmlesskitten
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2259
Joined: 3 Apr 2008

Cameron has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down

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