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Paperboy  Posts: 15 Joined: 14 Apr 2008 | |
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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 710 Joined: 9 Jan 2008 |
You'd suck against deaf people. |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1646 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 |
Quote-unquote Lol. The ability to make Zeppelins appear to distract people. May have advertisements on the side, if you so wish. (Note: Zeppelins, not blimps.) |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 123 Joined: 7 Jan 2008 | 3 dimensional teleperception: able to sense and visualize through a specialized target object (let's say an obsidian marble) a complete 3 dimensional model of the surrounding area. And not precisely visual, more like doppler shift sonar, so that shifts in the air currents are detectable as well as intricate details that might be otherwise hidden (hollows in the walls). If the object was on your person, you'd have the equivalent of eyes in the back of your head AND x-ray vision for everything outside your line of sight. The ability to control and see through the eyes of birds ("I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne") |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1601 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | Energy conservation. Drain the kinetic energy from a bullet shot at you with 88% efficiency, and use it to throw a brick at the guys head. Absorb the gravtiational energy from a car and then use it to flatten some guy. drain the gravitiaional energy from myself, enabling flight. Drain heat energy in an area to freeze everything, then use that same energy to burn people. |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1601 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 |
Yep. Rowan Atkinson can. Try watching Mr Bean and see if it clears up. |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2205 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | Whenever I burst out into song, there is actually music backing me, not just in my head. |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 74 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 | the ability to make my voice follow people, from a distance and however far they are. like across the world i can whisper obsceneties into some random person ear, and then make them go crazy. |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 87 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 | The ability to make any object with the word "Iguana" written on it turn pink, begin to emit a high pitched screeching noise and dash around the room while spewing soap scum in every direction from a nozzle not unlike a garden hose. |
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Anonymous Source  Posts: 3 Joined: 26 Mar 2008 | The ability to punch someone SO HARD that it reverberates back through time and causes their mother to miscarry them while they are a fetus. The victim winks out of existence, since they never DID exist. I call it, the Aborter. |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1930 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 | The superpower I crave... The ability to skip work, yet everyone recall myself being present and all relevant work accomplished. I will pay for this power, even if I have to take a second mortgage. |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1266 Joined: 4 Nov 2007 |
And have randoms on the street begin dancing in tightly choreographed improv routines! This is why the musical Buffy episode was the best. |
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Anonymous Source  Posts: 3 Joined: 16 Apr 2008 | I CAN HEAR AROUND CORNERS!!! |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 151 Joined: 7 Jan 2008 | The Ability to give a random person in the world superpowers whenever i sneeze. I might be unaware of it, but it would still be funny..also it's nice to give. ...Or, for my own purposes, the ability to make a person temporarily forget what they know about math by looking at them. Imagine having your own shop with that power! And last, i want to have a comic book series about a guy who can turn himself into small, immovable objects, just to see how many issues they manage to get out before they run out of ideas to make this power convenient. |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1930 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 |
Ultima-FalconPunch? |
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BANNED  Posts: 141 Joined: 20 Mar 2008 | the ability to fall asleep at will. the ability to brake every bone in their body at will. the ability to change their sex and name to gloria. the ability to secret a pungent smell of bananas and viagra from their bodies at will. the ability to contract leprosy and hemroids. the ability to taste their teeth. the ability to shit a kidney. the ability to see their own orgasm. the ability that when they get an erection the penis bends down. the ability to write on paper with a pen. the ability to wrap themselves in toilet roll and look like a mummy. the ability to go shopping without being asked. the ability to sneeze ten times in a row. the ability to make everything turn yellow, but only in their eyes. the ability to turn invisible when noone looks at them. the ability to turn their hair into either black, brown or stagnant piss. the ability to contract extremely painful atheritis. the ability to leave a bad taste in your mouth. nuff said ill leave the rest to you |
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Paperboy Posts: 40 Joined: 27 Feb 2008 |
greatest. powers. ever. The ability to swap bodies with any pair of glasses in the world instantly. |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1646 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | Being able to fly in the same way a brick doesn't. |
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Paperboy Posts: 46 Joined: 9 Apr 2008 | summon Chuck Norris. I'm honestly surprised no one has yet stated that one. |
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BANNED Posts: 141 Joined: 20 Mar 2008 | the ability to slow down time that has already happened. the ability to go back in time a tenth of a second. |
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Beat Writer Posts: 143 Joined: 14 Feb 2008 |
A guy in the manga One Piece already got that. Mine would be the abillity to read books in an instant without ever opening them plus the abillity to have my memory act like a 2.5x10^324 GB solid state HDD (never forgetting anything, forgetting things when i want to, no more trying to remeber, unlimited storage space). What about being able to see through the clothes of the opposite sex at will? I'm amazed no one has mentioned it. Eating and sleeping at the same time? no? Making any computer monitor a touch screen, but only when you touch it. The ability to change your clothes by thought. Talking any language in the world, backwards. How about being able to change fiction? "I dont like the ending of that novel *poof* ahh that's better." |
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Anonymous Source  Posts: 8 Joined: 26 Mar 2008 | The ability to make a giant sombrero appear on everyone's head within a 3 mile radius. |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1163 Joined: 5 Dec 2007 | The ability play ABBA and Madonna by whistling and therefor making everybody in hearing range dance! |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 8 Joined: 9 Apr 2008 | I wish I had the ability to turn people's teeth red by speaking to them in Japanese. But onlu on weekends. |
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Paperboy Posts: 23 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | the ability to not care oh wait nevermind i already have that one |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 153 Joined: 9 Dec 2007 | well my freind has they abilaty to make my computer the cyber version of a five star hotel for viruses. seriously every tim he uses my computer he gets a viruse on to it even when he is playing a game. |
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Beat Writer Posts: 153 Joined: 9 Dec 2007 | and so it was, that the nerdiest thread in all of history was born |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1578 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 | Detect Heat : Range Touch Dare you face Normal Man? |
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Beat Writer Posts: 153 Joined: 9 Dec 2007 |
i have that one, it is called "wellatleastmyballshavedroped"power |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 72 Joined: 20 Mar 2008 | the ability to slowly cause someones clothing to decay after I talk to them the ability to create an actual banhammer, that bans you from all text, sound and vision based media until you punch a prepubescent voice-chat/XBL user. |
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Paperboy Posts: 21 Joined: 6 Dec 2007 | The ability to comprehend and speak any language, as long as I am near someone or in contact with someone who can speak and read it. Would be great for one-upping people who think they can have rude conversations just because the people around them can't understand them. I could just turn around and say 'Could you watch your language? I don't care what tongue you're speaking, don't swear when there's a little kid around' or something like that. Or just threaten to translate for people around. Nah...even better. The ability to bestow language skills. Then, when someone might be talking smack, I can snap my fingers and next thing you know they're saying everything in whatever tongue everyone around understands, and they can't stop and go back to the language they were disguising their poor manners in. The fun factor for that alone... I'd also like hammerspace. You know, the cartoonish ability to pull things out from behind my back or from my pockets that could never have hidden/fit in those places? That would be awesome. Even if I have to store a real item there first before I can have it. Or the ability to create a zone where toon laws prevail. Crazy man threatens to blow up a bank, turn on the power...we just get black and sooty, he winds up a pile of ash with two blinking eyes. Oh...and not for me, but maybe for a hot woman...Extreme Stage Prescence. She strikes a pose, spotlight comes out of nowhere, people become her backup singers/dancers. Imagine a superheroine who could just dance her enemies exhausted because they can't keep up...that would be hilarious...people would pay to see her fight. |
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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 856 Joined: 9 Dec 2007 | I'd like the ability to fake death. Y'know, properly. Like Hunters. From WoW. Yeah. |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1578 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 | The power to kill a Yak from two hundred yards away. With MIND BULLETS! |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1930 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 |
That's Telekenisis Kyle... How 'bout the power, to move you? |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1233 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 |
do they get panchos too? if they do it would be amazing you wouldnt ever hear about superman again. |
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Hey, thats pretty close to my super power:
The ability to give people the clap when I orgasm!
Well.. it isnt really a power as much as it is a serious problem. Anyone got the mysterious ability to cure STI's with a wiggle of their ear?