the ability to grow 11 1/2 arms, but u can only use them to play WoW on sundays after 3

The ability to see in full and artisticly depict any kind of battle in my mind, and in the most epic way imaginable...

"Santa vs. Satan"

"Mods vs. Admins"

"Cowboys vs. Samurai"

"Dracula vs. The Count"

"FPS vs. RPG"

And so on..

The ability to control elevators! You could hold Wallstreet hostage!

The ability to censor people's curse words(including my own) with beeping sounds,like on T.V.

I can turn Pepsi in to Coke...

My nemisis...

Turns Coke into Pepsi.

The ability to eat an unusual amount of cake.

The ability to smell a slightly ripe orange from a mile away.

The power!

To move you.

PedroSteckecilo:
The ability to control elevators! You could hold Wallstreet hostage!

Umm... couldn't you just snip a couple wires? I mean why waste a perfectly good supernatural ability? lol

infinite respawns on every other tuesday.

the ability to use usb devices by plugging them into my forearm, and then download their abilities. i could then play itunes by opening my mouth like a speaker.

the ability to force people to make turn-based movements for a week, every other week.

the ability to give people HUDs with entirely incorrect information (1/100HP, poisoned, HIDEO-hideo, insert coins to continue)

the ability to make people hear nothing but the annoying arcade voice "RELOAD" and when they try to talk it repeats like when you try to shoot "RE-RE-RE-RE-RELOAD-RE-RE-LOAD"

the ability to change between 1st person and 3rd person cameras.

Rumble Controller boxer shorts (nuff said about that).

falcon punch, but instead of fire, its a falcon made of duct tape.

the ability to moderate people. (edit 'posts', delete account etc)

the ability to designate people as NPCs. (when i become a regular at a store, it's just so awkward to find new conversation topics, it's just easier this way)

the ability to alter taxes (raise, lower, embezzle, remove,...)

BlazeTheVampire:

PedroSteckecilo:
The ability to control elevators! You could hold Wallstreet hostage!

Umm... couldn't you just snip a couple wires? I mean why waste a perfectly good supernatural ability? lol

Because wires can be replaced, this way, you wait until 7:58am when a whole bunch of people are in elevators going to work and then you make them ALL stop between floors, and when they call the firefighters to rescue them, you move the elevator around to keep them from being rescued. I think it'd be awesome.

The super power of speed reading!
Oh yes. I'll have the bad guys locked up faster than it'll take me to read the morning paper.

The ability to completely nullify other's super powers, regardless of orthadoxity... i'll side with Wgreer25... ALL SHALL HAVE COCACOLA

The power to make pretty much anything into a milkshake of that object's flavor instantly.

That tree over there? BAM. Milkshake.

the ability to turn people into overused and hacky game sprites. then i'll watch the flaming ensue!

to force people to do Carmeladansen[sp?] anytime i hand them a writing instrument.

SteinFaust:

to force people to do Carmeladansen[sp?] anytime i hand them a writing instrument.

You're EVIL! EVIL I SAY!

AlissaX70:

SteinFaust:

to force people to do Carmeladansen[sp?] anytime i hand them a writing instrument.

You're EVIL! EVIL I SAY!

*smile, exaggerated shrug* eh, what can i say? it's funny! annoying, yes, but funny.
now, who would like a sharpie? huh? come onnnnnn, you know you want one.

the ability to turn everybody's hands into sea urchins. haHA! tell me what you'd do in the bathroom NOW? hahaha you're all boned!

The ability to change my iris into any color i wish.

The power to see, not hear, what another person is thinking, and to represent their mind in a visual way.

The power to make Nintendo give a shit.

MK-Smash:
The power to make Nintendo give a shit.

here's hoping, but this is unconventional superpowers, not the unbending, miraculous powers of a thousand Gods lol.

Anarchemitis:
The ability to make Zeppelins appear to distract people. May have advertisements on the side, if you so wish. (Note: Zeppelins, not blimps.)

What kind of Zeppelin? A Led Zeppelin???

EDIT:

SteinFaust:
here's hoping, but this is unconventional superpowers, not the unbending, miraculous powers of a thousand Gods lol

How the fock do you have a 300 post count? You joined two days ago!

The ability to act as a living flash-bang grenade merely by biting your thumb.

Zombie_King:

SteinFaust:
here's hoping, but this is unconventional superpowers, not the unbending, miraculous powers of a thousand Gods lol

How the fock do you have a 300 post count? You joined two days ago!

heheh, i joined june 30th. but yeah i do post a lot, because i have a computer at my desk, and it has a MUCH better connect than my 48kbps at home, therefore i can post, ninja and repeat a whole lot better than i could at home. ^_^

the ability to fire depleted uranium thumbtacks out of my eyes.

To wear a fedora and not look like a tit.
To handshake people into the next dimension.
To be able to possess John Malkovich
To sit through Meet the Spartans

the ability to make tv companies do what i want.
i am sick of reality TV, and i want The Unit back on the air!

the ability to be the last poster in a/this thread

PurpleRain:
I already am I superhero! You may have heard of me off the news for I am Hu-Man!
The strengh of an average human!
The speed and agilty of an average human!
I can leap as far as an average human could!
I am Hu-Man and I can contract canser at anytime!

That was actually really depressing and sad. :( Wow now I need the ability to laugh by reading posts. Oh yeah I already have that power. Too bad for this one.

The ability to make amazing things. Tim Schafer had it once, as did Takashi Tezuka.

http://explosionedafire.ytmnd.com

The ability to explosion a fire
The ability to crack a awesome lightning
The ability to blood someone's face off

Useless:

- The ability to grow your hair at will. (Though you make a living supplying wig shops)

- The ability to become frictionless (Useful only for preventing injury or making a very sloppy gettaway)

- When the moon is full, you and everyone within a mile radius can only say the word "Calipers" when trying to speak.

Strange:

- The ability to summon 2 pounds of wax, randomly distributed within 100 feet of your immediate location.

- The ability to communicate with your past self to provide advice. (paradoxically reshaping your resent self and creating a feedback loop of change)

- Cause 2 people per day to see an image of Jesus in your place for 0.01 second.

- Infinately replenishing blood (can't bleed to death, but you can make one hell of a mess).

- The ability to increase the color/light contrast in your own vision for 20 seconds every six hours.

John Galt:
The ability to sufficiently explain anything by saying "a wizard did it."

i think most religions have that one down pretty well. and i want the powers to people to pick up any instrument and be amazing at it...and i wanna be able to speak all languages...and i wanna be able to see people naked at will...so i can look at boobs.

To turn blue on command

Well my favorite two have been have already been made into comics by DC.

Dogwelder: A thin, silent man in a welder's mask who spot welds dead canines to evildoers, resulting in extreme burns and general horror. The question of how exactly one can weld a flesh and blood animal to a person is not answered by the series.

and

The Defenestrator: A large, burly man in a denim jacket, black sunglasses, with black hair who obsessively carries around a window through which he forcefully throws criminals and the occasional unlucky policeman. His assaults on police officers landed him in Arkham Asylum.

My own choice would be the power to know how charged up any batteries (anywhere in the world) are by stubbing my toe.