I would want a normal yellow with yahtzee's little cartoon guy on it and it says Boingo Boingo Whoopsie knickers!! with the Zero punctuation logo on the back. that would b awesome!

controversy and the video game industry go hand and hand like ico and yorda

How about Yahtzee leaping at a person playing a console with his crazy-face and bat (see No More Heroes), with 'Highly Reccomended' below it.

A line to portal followed by Jesus.

The image that is simply Yahtzee sitting in front of his TV, holding a controller and saying "How compelling." would make a good shirt.

The "end of the world would be awesome" and "there's a serial killer standing behind you right now, but don't look because that will really piss him off!" are great ones.

Why not a wallpaper with all the characters?
Easy and cheap. Think about it

I'd also like one that has the big stamp saying "WRONG.AND SHUT UP" on it from this weeks ZP.

'I Swallow Razor Wire Pull It Out Of My Arse And Floss My Self To Death'

That would be awesome

That would do on the front and the zp logo on the back

Or a picture of Yahtzee with the line "Callipygian Superman" from the Mass Effect review.

Just a yellow shirt with a picture of controller-holding, hatted Yahtzee, under which is printed "CHARISMATIC STALLION" in big letters, would probably do it for me.

Or a shirt with "mumorpuger" and nothing else, just to confuse people... heh. Also, perhaps a design in milk-carton "MISSING:" style with Clive Winston.

Others Opinions:

Picture of Cartoon Yhatzee.

The Imp

These are some of the things a couple of my mates want.

Are we going to get these shirts or is it just a dream?

L4Y Duke:
What about the line from The Witcher?

"THIS IS A MMORPG'R!"

Seconded.

Also, the Chunky Vomit milkshake from the Psychonauts review.
Or the sign saying This is the kind of game Jesus would make (if he were alive and wasn't a pussy), also from the Psychonauts.

I'd definately buy a ZP T shirt. Quote on the front, Imp on the back between the shoulder blades

bother this nonesence:
controversy and the video game industry go hand and hand like ico and yorda

If you'll forgive the totally nerdy analogy

I think the part where he breaks down at the end of the tomb raider anniversary review because he wasn't going to say tits, so pretty much "STONKING GREAT TITS"! With Yahtzee's avatar shaking it's fists in the air.

EDIT: If that one didn't work out then it would have to be the one from army of two where he says "It'd be like Halloween except you'd be giving out the candy and the candy is bullets!"

I'd prefer not to have a ZP quote, but something Yahtzee would say about clothing. More along the lines of "While Running Around Naked is a Good Idea In Theory, I'd Have to See your Fat Behind and You'd Have To See Mine!" with "www.escapistmagazine.com" printed around the collar and Yahtzee and the Imp doing something silly.

[quote=strangemusic]Just a yellow shirt with a picture of controller-holding, hatted Yahtzee, under which is printed "CHARISMATIC STALLION" in big letters, would probably do it for me.

I second that motion.

Sorry i'm a little new to the quoting thing.

To tell the truth I would probably want something school appropriate so that other people can laugh. Probably at me.

fat american:
To tell the truth I would probably want something school appropriate so that other people can laugh. Probably at me.

Is there any other type of laughter?

MindBullets:
The image that is simply Yahtzee sitting in front of his TV, holding a controller and saying "How compelling." would make a good shirt.

I don't know why, but I also really like this idea.

MrMisfit:
2: I will die or turn evil (Uncharted review)

HALLELUJAH!!!! thank you, brother! finally someone agrees with me.

Also, cry mich ein river. i can't believe i forgot about that one. /ashamed.

How about a wall of text, with no punctuation in it at all, with Yahtzee over the top with his crazy look and 'circle-hands' in the air?

Yeah a shirt with just the ZP logo on it would be nice enough for me. Yahtzee just has such great quotes on every single review that pretty much everything he says can be put onto a t-shirt. Whatever they do I know that I'm buying one. (I hope that they make a hoodie as well)

YES MAKE HOODIES TOO

Make a white hoodie with the words "I am Definitley not an Assassin" on the back

Banato92:
YES I WOULD BUY THE SHIRTS IN A MILISECOND

here are my suggestions

"PRESS X TO NOT DIE"
"Half Life 2:
Episode 2
Manchester United: 0"

and a shirt with a picture of one of those retarded stick figures going "GLEEEE"

please make the shirts

DAMN. That's a good list. I'd like seeing those retarded "GLEEEE" characters on a shirt.
Hm. Yeah, there are certainly plenty of good image/quote combos. danelkova might have the right idea. The logo alone would probably spark long conversations with whoever noticed you wearing it. I'd wear one concerning Yahtzee's views on JRPG's, though.

"by wearing this t-shirt, I am expressing that i beleive I am as cultured, smart and witty as Yahtzee. Please shatter this illusion into a million shards and then fill my eye sockets with them."

No matter what the text, this is what its actually gonna say.

I, for one, love the Uncle Tusky idea. Maybe I'll CafePress it myself and not tell anyone.
Right after I'm done with the "I (heart) Heather" shirt.

If i ever said that again i'd eat razor wire, pull it out through my ass (or some better word) and floss myself to death.

I would totally buy a shirt that said "BOINGO BOINGO WHOOPSIE KNICKERS" on it.
I would also buy a "Maybe the universe would end... and it would be AWESOME!" shirt if I had the money.

It has to be either yellow or black. Maybe pink, but the brightly-colored shirt might make people catch the gay.

"errant turds"

Edit: OH, OH. "Master Chef"
Or " I fucking called it!" (Both from Halo 3)

Indigo_Dingo:
Make a white hoodie with the words "I am Definitley not an Assassin" on the back

That is a sweet idea.

Yes WHOO! ZP tees

I would Love one with Yatzee with forks in his eyes and the caption
"I will jam forks in my eyes if I ever use those words to describe anything else ever again"

Or the
"Half life:2
Episode:2
Manchester united: 0
Team Fortress: 2
Liverpool: 3"

I want the super computer from the Crysis review

Colton Caramihalis:
I want the super computer from the Crysis review

Constructed by magical obsidian by the proud dwarves of middle earth or one that costs your soul?