While I could easily see myself buying any of those, or just about anything else anyone else can come up with here (it's all so good, how can we choose?), I personally would like to see the five story splatter death scene from the Tomb Raider review. Correction, the four dead Laras, the fifth falling, and Yahtzee with umbrella saying "Well, serves you right." I know, the fifth falling doesn't come until later, but I can dream can't I? A little morbid, yes, perhaps not in the best taste, but since the only games he's reviewed that I have are that and Portal (which people have mentioned already), I am perhaps a bit biased towards what I already know so well (everything he said is the absolute truth). Yes, I signed up just for this, although I do plan to actually contribute better in some way, but that's later. Until then, I say yellow shirt and black text or nothing, and that I sincerely hope someone takes notice of this thread and actually makes the shirts.

And yes, I do tend to prattle on like this. Feel free to ignore everything I say.

[EDIT] Oh, and the "CHEARG" from Clive Barker's Jericho. That'd be sweet as well.

[SECOND EDIT] And, doubtfully rounding out my list, 37 seconds into the No More Heroes video, that "Glomp" on Killer 7 (could be applied to any game...) is priceless. Somebody please put a price on it so I might buy it.

[THIRD EDIT] I knew that last one wouldn't be last. "what the dealie" from the Devil May Cry 4 video.

Does anyone think that Yahtzee just said that on his vid just to see how much influence he has on this site, and there will in-fact not be t-shirts, and Ben Croshaw could be reading this right now and non-descript black vans are coming to my house right now asodhf

What, and deprive the site the chance to take money from all of us? Nah.
Besides, I joined just to have a say.

~NEED the "Possibly the universe would end - and it would be awesome!" one, especially with the image from 3:36 in his No More Heroes Review
~Gareth Gobulcoque (perhaps with picture)
~Simple/normal looking shirt with the phrase "PUFFER FISH" on the back
~A list of all the breast synonyms he uses for the tomb raider review.
~"No. stOp. Do not reach for your E-mail Client!"
~The image from 00:17 into the Guitar Hero III review
~"No! Bad Yahtzee!" (with a picture of him making a gay joke)

There. I'm done.

I'd have to go with:
"WRONG!...and shut up!"
"its not perfect, but then who is, besides Columbo?"
"to paraphrase Oscar Wilde: No chance you unreasonable dicks!"
the pic of the assasin leaping at some guy helling 'stabby time'
or the pic at 2:05 in the the Paper Mario review of the Nintendo logo shooting a gamer in the head.

a tshirt with Halo 3, and under it "The Enemy".
Sums him up pretty well.

bother this nonesence:
YES MAKE HOODIES TOO

YES! HOODIES!!!!
=D

I'm quite partial to the "Pack that shit in!" image.

Good news race fans, we've finally gotten word from our production partner on the T-shirts. We're expecting to have them up for sale in the next few weeks. More details when I have them.

Rock on!

yahtzee on branston pickle with an explosion in the background and a few notable ZP things flying out of the explosion, the ZP logo in the top right corner of the image and the word "Awesome" written underneath.

Retard Mc'Spacky Pants...however you want to use it.

Uncle Tusky is a must but I'd also like to see "captain bland's monotonous adventures", possibly the spunk flavoured lolly pop from Jericho, "sub lime" would be quite good as it still makes sense when viewed out of context, also the image at 1:45 of Valve's Phsyics engine would be quite good.

I'd say some of his best lines would make amazing shirts, but I'd really love one of him floating down with the GAY-chute.

How about,
"Your head is stuck so far up your arse, you're in danger of swallowing your own head!"

"Twenty minutes.
Out front.
Puffer fish."
- That would be awesome.

One for the ladies maybe, but I would really like to see;

'My hooker-sense is tingling' (RE)

I'd love one with the line from God of War: Chains of Olympus;
"Or as I like to call it..... the fuck you button"

My mate and I have already made our own t-shirts for gaming cons and whatnot. To be honest, I was just about to email Yahtzee about licensing us to make ZP shirts.

The one's we've made are the Black Mesa Disaster Factory and a shirt saying "When a country becomes big, bloated, and stupid enough..." then the "WOR! YEA!" pic.

TobyMobias:
My mate and I have already made our own t-shirts for gaming cons and whatnot. To be honest, I was just about to email Yahtzee about licensing us to make ZP shirts.

The one's we've made are the Black Mesa Disaster Factory and a shirt saying "When a country becomes big, bloated, and stupid enough..." then the "WOR! YEA!" pic.

Gosh that'd be so awesome if he said "yes."

kiokushitaka:

TobyMobias:
My mate and I have already made our own t-shirts for gaming cons and whatnot. To be honest, I was just about to email Yahtzee about licensing us to make ZP shirts.

The one's we've made are the Black Mesa Disaster Factory and a shirt saying "When a country becomes big, bloated, and stupid enough..." then the "WOR! YEA!" pic.

Gosh that'd be so awesome if he said "yes."

We're setting up an online clothing shop called "Drama Kings Apparel Co." The site'll be done soon, and I'll provide ya'll with a link.

I wouldn't mind a "Press X to not Die" Tee, all the ones that have been said on the first two to three pages (and the fact I've only read up that far) are awesome ideas.

I know that it's already been said before, but I'd like to see something like "I have a hand that shoots bees. You're going to F***ing lose!". However, over the 'F***ing' there is one of Yahtzee's "VERY CENSORED" blocks, and a simple picture with him, facing out of the shirt with a glowing red hand. Howzat?

How about Yahtzee with a number four and on top "You like numbers? How about four, as in fourck you!"

Or a pic with three figures having pants on there head and "GO TEAM RETARD!" on the bottom

Kanashe:
Or a pic with three figures having pants on there head and "GO TEAM RETARD!" on the bottom

Good idea.

Russ Pitts:
Good news race fans, we've finally gotten word from our production partner on the T-shirts. We're expecting to have them up for sale in the next few weeks. More details when I have them.

YES! i cant WAIT!

and if this is some kind of practical joke, there will probably be an angry mob of fanboys hunting you down.

i wonder how much of this money Yahtzee will actually be getting...
(note: i love the idea of a white hoody with "i am an assasin" on the back for a shirt =D)

I'd definitely go for Boingo Boingo Whoopse Knickers or I am an Assassin

But how about these:
Josef Goebbels Head on a Praying Mantis
Nintendo independent thought control
The professional troll
or the blue ray picture with Higher Definition Bitch

How about one picture of selection for an extra $15?

A picture of the guy saying "I am not a fanboy"
And one of Yahtzee's character on the back staring and saying "Yes you are"
From the most recent episode, but I liked most the ideas here and frankly I would buy almost any of them.

the picture of the young yahtzee from the Mailbag Showdown
'the universe would end....and it would be awesome'
'bored out of my huge brain'
razorwire...floss myself to death

those would be good ones

A pic from what he did on the sims, you know with the whole ,evil dictator beeming over his minions thing......I would but that. I would buy the hell out of that.

He really could make a lot of money off these shirts, people who would'nt know about zero production would still find most of the not so inside jokes funny. they'd sell like "billy'o"

I was thinking "Single Player" with the image of Yshtzee and the partially canablized friend.

i dont care if you put "Im a flaming homosexual who <3's Zero Punctuation"
i'd still buy it.

Forte:
i dont care if you put "Im a flaming homosexual who <3's Zero Punctuation"
i'd still buy it.

Noted.

FYI, I just saw the assortment of concepts that will be going into production. I think you'll all be pleased. Well, perhaps not the "I'm a flaming homosexual" lobby, but most of the rest of you will be pleased.

Eyclonus:
I was thinking "Single Player" with the image of Yshtzee and the partially canablized friend.

lol love it