I'm not weird. (What happened to that word? 'I' before 'E'? There's no 'C' in weird?!)

PurpleRain:
I'm not weird. (What happened to that word? 'I' before 'E'? There's no 'C' in weird?!)

This is why I worry about the future of the English language, it's very unintuitive and doesn't have any hard and fast rules really. Text-speak is the beginning of the end damn it.

Marbas:
This is why I worry about the future of the English language, it's very unintuitive and doesn't have any hard and fast rules really. Text-speak is the beginning of the end damn it.

U R teh n00b lulz.

Ha Ha.

All lame jokes aside, how long can you all spend talking about how weird you are. Maybe you should say that you spend time telling others how odd you are to prove how odd you are.

Fire Daemon:

Marbas:
This is why I worry about the future of the English language, it's very unintuitive and doesn't have any hard and fast rules really. Text-speak is the beginning of the end damn it.

U R teh n00b lulz.

Ha Ha.

All lame jokes aside, how long can you all spend talking about how weird you are. Maybe you should say that you spend time telling others how odd you are to prove how odd you are.

Talking about how weird you are is the most normal thing in the world! There are so many quirks that I have that I could probably get a good uninterrupted five minute stream.*

That first post I made? It made me feel SO BORING.

*Make a joke about urination. I dare you.

I have an uncontrollable urge to eat candy some time, i have minimal attention span and i am long sighted in one eye

plus i have mild spasms in my left leg even though there is no brain tumor

smallharmlesskitten:
I have an uncontrollable urge to eat candy some time, i have minimal attention span and i am long sighted in one eye

plus i have mild spasms in my left leg even though there is no brain tumor

Have you considered the possibility that they couldn't find the tumor because YOU YOURSELF are the brain tumor?!?

Edit: These are the times where I wish all forums had a 'delete post' button.

In fact, only 5 % of the people of the world is what we consider as being average or normal. Therefore, being weird or unaverage is normal.

When bored, I have the urge to urinate. A lot.

Are you happy Marbas, huh? Well, are you?!?

(But, really, that's true.)

werepossum:

mshcherbatskaya:
@werepossum - You think dating a bipolar person is hell? Try being one.

Touche!

Actually my first wife was bi-polar, but mostly without the drama gene so it wasn't bad. Her parents messed up somewhat, but they're really good people, just some odd religious beliefs.

I've been going kind of apeshit every April, August, and December of my adult life - so much so that it shows in my resume. All my jobs pretty much end in May, September, and January. I have also been telling doctors about this ever since I've been going to doctors, trying to get my head on straight. My current doctor only just clued up to the fact that, hey, these aren't anxiety attacks, these are manic episodes. And by apeshit, I mean the kind of weirding out that makes friends say, "Yeah, I was kind of wondering what was going on with you. We were worried." Thanks to the new meds regimen, I missed my April Crazy this year, and boy was that nice! Kind of like the "no floating poop in the river" thing (over in the Good Old Days thread), it's a comment on my life that I am really excited to find out how my life will go, now that I can count on being sane for more than three months at a time.

Saskwach:

mshcherbatskaya:
Did I mention that my family were seasonal nudists until my mom remarried? I spent a lot of time naked at the beach as a child. It was great, and to this day, I tend not to be particularly modest.

You and your family crack me up in a "laughing with not at" kinda way. Thank you mshcherbatshitcrazy. :P

Oh, my family crack me up too! I told my new boss that it took me a long time to realize how hyper I really am, because compared to the other women in my family, I am absolutely laid back. He literally choked on his drink. I could tell you stories! Or maybe asking you questions would be a better way to give you an understanding of the long tradition of batshit from which I spring. Do you know whether or not your mother has ever owned a dildo? Do you know what model she owned? Did you find this out by accident, or did she actually tell you about it, and in fact give you a summary review of its performance? Did this happen recently?

I have a new one... My girlfriend says our roleplays on here are more advanced than the ones she does, and she has been doing roleplays for years... She wishes she could keep up with me, and I have only been roleplaying on this site for the last two months, and NEVER before that.

Saskwach:

Darth Mobius:

Calobi:
One more thing: I have enough spare time to have read all of the posts here. Not sure if that makes me wierd or very lonely, but I am whichever you choose.

Yeah... Me too, although I did just get back together with my ex-fiancee... Okay, that is probably weird in and of itself...

Wait, is this the demon woman? What are you doing?! This can only end in pain!

No, the demon woman is my ex-wife... And trust me, I DON'T trust her yet. At least, not fully. So, if she does betray me (Which is starting to look less and less likely... I think she has actually turned herself around...) it won't hurt as bad as the last time I was betrayed.

Darth Mobius:

Saskwach:

Darth Mobius:

Calobi:

One more thing: I have enough spare time to have read all of the posts here. Not sure if that makes me wierd or very lonely, but I am whichever you choose.

Yeah... Me too, although I did just get back together with my ex-fiancee... Okay, that is probably weird in and of itself...

Wait, is this the demon woman? What are you doing?! This can only end in pain!

No, the demon woman is my ex-wife... And trust me, I DON'T trust her yet. At least, not fully. So, if she does betray me (Which is starting to look less and less likely... I think she has actually turned herself around...) it won't hurt as bad as the last time I was betrayed.

Phew. Now I don't have to buy a plane ticket to wherever you live and smack you silly. For your own good of course.

mshcherbatskaya:

Saskwach:

mshcherbatskaya:
Did I mention that my family were seasonal nudists until my mom remarried? I spent a lot of time naked at the beach as a child. It was great, and to this day, I tend not to be particularly modest.

You and your family crack me up in a "laughing with not at" kinda way. Thank you mshcherbatshitcrazy. :P

Oh, my family crack me up too! I told my new boss that it took me a long time to realize how hyper I really am, because compared to the other women in my family, I am absolutely laid back. He literally choked on his drink. I could tell you stories! Or maybe asking you questions would be a better way to give you an understanding of the long tradition of batshit from which I spring. Do you know whether or not your mother has ever owned a dildo? Do you know what model she owned? Did you find this out by accident, or did she actually tell you about it, and in fact give you a summary review of its performance? Did this happen recently?

...
Well that's-
...
I'm going to just say "no". Feel free to keep asking questions, though.

I have had conversations about positions and other such things with my mom... My Mom's boyfriend and I compare fun places and positions in which we have had sex... Oh, funny story...

My Mom's boyfriend says that a woman who takes her dentures out gives the best blowjobs. (She was a crack whore doing it for a dime bag...)

That was too much information...

Darth Mobius:
My Mom's boyfriend says that a woman who takes her dentures out gives the best blowjobs. (She was a crack whore doing it for a dime bag...)

That was too much information...

Oh...my...God....That's all I can imagine now, thanks.

Organic chemistry is interesting, if not fun. I think I get top 16 weirdest.

Kogarian:
I've always been considered weird by my peers. I have almost no motivation, yet I'm fairly intelligent. I've been into science, gaming, and reading at the same time my peers starting hunting, learned to ride four-wheelers, and started making friends. While I do have friends, I've never been part of an actual social clich. I've always been wandering between groups, making friends with some members and enemies of others. I probably have OCD and an anxiety disorder, the latter of which has been proven to run in my family. I have to constantly re-check things to make sure I didn't miss anything or to make sure everythings in it's place, and large crowds and stressful situations lead me to physical illness (I've had prolonged chest-pains, queesy stomachs, headaches, etc since I was ten). I can watch many different types of sexual acts (to a certain level of kinkiness) and not be freaked out, things that normally freak my friends out. I'm seventeen and my permits about to run out...I don't enjoy driving and I despise my Drivers Ed. teacher. I have never had a serious relationship with a girl.

I also have sensitive skin and eyes (I'm really pale and have blond hair and blue eyes)and I'm more active at night (not to extreme you're at Knumpify, but just a tad bit more than 'normal' people)...I tend to play outside in the rain, snow, and at nightime because it just seems...more interesting for some reason.

You've pretty much described me too (except brown hair and eyes). Wierd.

I have a "pigeon chest" (not it's official name. It means one side of my ribcage overlaps the other a little in the middle), and for some reason, when it's warm, my knees ache. When I was young, it was enough to bring me to tears, and it my teens it hurt when I ran. It's just a little tight and tingely nowadays, but it still kinda bugs me.

Suggestified from the HowTo: Talk to Girls thread.

Saskwach:

Necrohydra:

Saskwach:

Geoffrey42:

AnGeL.SLayer:

P.S. It is telepathy. Just so you all know. ;)

Of all my paranoias, this is one of my most entertaining secret fears.

That someone is reading your mind? Funny that, but I actually roll with that paranoia. If I get the feeling someone on the bus is reading my mind I'll think dirty thoughts about them and think "Yeah, how do you like that?"

You should put that in the weird thread, Saskwatch. I'll admit I'm a little paranoid, but I don't go that far. You ever think they were just staring at your nifty hat?

Alright then, I'll do that.

I can recognise any movie or TV episode I've seen in the last 5 years (longer if I actually liked it) within 5 seconds of seeing it again.
I also like romantic comedies.

That's about it really.

I can also recite word-for-word and action/action the entire Star Wars saga. (Specials and cartoons exempt)

Easykill:
Ok, I lied, but there's not much. I have an indent in my chest and I only bleed out of my left nostril, but it bleeds pretty much at a poke.

Denty chest, represent!

Sometimes, I'll listen to one song I like over and over again. Right now, I'm listening to Carnage Rules by Green Jelly for the 20 ish th time in a row.

To pretty much everyone at my school, even the people I don't know, I'm known as "the guy that walks really fast" or "the guy that carries a loaf of bread."

I was born with double vision and a hive tumor inside my head. Since I was born with double vision, I didn't realize I was seeing wrong. It took a long time for anyone to figure out why I was so extremely clumsy and had almost no hand-eye coordination. It wasn't until I tried to learn to read in school, that it occured to anyone to have my eyes checked. The eye doctor figured out that I had a lazy right eye. I was unable to follow things he moved around with my eyes. He was the first one to ask me how many objects I saw on slides he showed me in the exam room. Using the eyeglass testing equipment, he figured out that I couldn't focus on anything. He prescribed eye excercises for me. After a year of doing the excercises every day, I was finally able to force my eyes to focus on objects I wanted them to. I still have trouble focusing if I get too tired (partly why I'm not a stay up and play all night hardcore gamer). It took another five years of therapy for me to have enough hand -eye coordination to be able to play any sports involving catching or hitting anything. By the time I was in high school, I was able to dribble a basketball and shoot as long as I was not pressured too hard by the defence. I hardly ever scored but the fact that I could play at all was an achievement for me. I was also and still am, unable to cross my eyes. I can come as close as seeing one side of my nose or the other but not both at the same time.

The hive tumor was invisible to the naked eye on the outside unless it became inflamed by heat or getting really frustrated (which didn't help my development of skills much as you might imagine). When it got inflamed, my face would turn red and I'd get a little white dot on my right cheek. I would get fevers exceeding 100 degrees F. for hours at a time, headaches and sometimes even have hallucinations (without taking any drugs mind you). These attacks lasted from birth until I was about 9 or 10 years old. They got less severe and less frequent as I got older but they really affected my life.

As you might guess, this combination of conditions, did not make me very popular with the "in crowd". I grew up in a small town of less than 500 people in Western Nebraska. Most kids in my town were obsessed with sports and/or cowboying since ranching and playing sports were the main things to do in our county. I was terrible at both for most of my childhood, so I was an outcast. I had a few friends who were mostly outcasts too. They included the only boy of African descent (I mean literaly too, like from Kenya if I remember right) in the whole county when he and his adoptive parents moved there (he wasn't any good at sports so few kids liked him too); a kid with severe asthma (which also ruled him out for the main passtimes of our peers); and a couple of mostly "normal" kids who were just more interested in sci fi, comics, electronics etc than they were in sports or ranching.

Today, I am married to a wonderful woman who is a school teacher; have a Bachelor's Degree in Natural Resources; have a good IT job; spend time with a close knit family etc. Despite my difficulties and "weirdness" growing up, I'm not doing too bad now. I'm still not an uber gamer who beats games on a regular basis I suppose, but I can get through levels of some pretty challenging games, even Ninja Gaiden Black, nowadays.

lets see....
last year i was 6"3 and 145 IB, i have 1 inch circle on my heel where what should be thick, caliced skin is about 2 layers thick, and can see my blood and stuff. my body temp is about 2degress below average (f). my family is...weird beyond belief (i might get to that later) oh and due to skulliosis i had a 22 and and a 18 degree curve in my spine, one going left one going right to make an S shape. now both are down to about 15 but it can still weird people out. oh and my bottom left rib sticks out about 1 inch farther then it should.

oh and i have deadly precision at movie/tv show quoting and recognizing.

i am fearless. literally, there is nothing in the known world that frightens me. i would throw myself off a cliff or into a canyon if i could calculate my chances of survival.

i constantly throw myself into dangers without hesitation or doubt and i seek new challenges every day. it's like a thrist for adventure unlike anything else, and i think it won't end until i meet my demise. i'm not even sure it'll stop there.

Ruffythepirate:
In fact, only 5 % of the people of the world is what we consider as being average or normal. Therefore, being weird or unaverage is normal.

70% of all statistics are lies.

You are all freaks... I am not weird. I have absolutely no quirks. Only normal quirks. Oooh I thought of one... Well it doesn't make me weird. But I can solve a rubiks cube in 5 minutes. But then so can 3 other people I know. And probably 60% of the people on this forum. No forget it. I LIKE being normal and not having weird tumours and such.

People who have read/watched Death Note, probably remembers the weird character L Lawliet.

I've got a similar personality (although I'm not hyper-intelligent, of course): Addicted to sweets, socially inept, and sitting in an awkward position. I usually sit in lotus position, anywhere, even in class. Sometimes even on my desk. It's the only way I can really think properly, for some vague reason (probably conditioned to only think properly over the years)

No, I did not get these traits after watching the anime. I've been the odd one out for years now, and I've been made fun out of plenty of times in school. Which further boosted my hatred of society.
I always have earphones in, listening to music, to distract me from basically everything. Most objects that I see trigger unwanted memories, and I can really freak out then, even to the point of locking myself up in my room. Though all of that might just be a light form of autism or consequences from my depression.

Oh, and I used to have massive nosebleeds. Had a few treatments against them, but it still occasionally bleeds like mad. By blowing my nose, it stops bleeding after a while.

EDIT:

Antlers:
You are all freaks... I am not weird.

Piss off. Us having our traits doesn't make us inferior to you.

I didn't say you being freaks or me not being weird made you inferior.

Antlers:
I didn't say you being freaks or me not being weird made you inferior.

By stigmatising us from 'normal people' by using the word 'freaks' has a negative tone. Sorry if I misinterpreted negatively , but as I said, I hate the mass and how they look upon 'others', as to how easy they see abnormal people as inferior beings.

Duck Sandwich:
Sometimes, I'll listen to one song I like over and over again. Right now, I'm listening to Carnage Rules by Green Jelly for the 20 ish th time in a row.

To pretty much everyone at my school, even the people I don't know, I'm known as "the guy that walks really fast" or "the guy that carries a loaf of bread."

I didn't think to list that until now -- it kind of slipped under my weirdness radar -- but whenever I find a new song, I play it on a loop (or occasionally switch between it and another song) for hours on end until I either find a new one or go do something else that's unsuited to such a thing. I have a much higher tolerance for that kind of repetition than most people, which makes my raging hatred for repetitive schoolwork doubly odd.

I also walk unusually fast, which has been commented on by multiple people. This probably comes from a combination of long legs, a dash of hyperactivity (although it's rather transient; I'm lazy by nature, but sometimes I get surges of energy) and the purposeful-to-the-point-of-tunnel-vision attitude I have when going out to do something.

I'm so weird I'm normal

Thankyou all you giant, pale people for making me feel completely normal. Only thing I have is an annoyingly strong conscience. I will feel like absolute shit if I do something wrong to someone else, if they didn't deserve it anyway. I'm also tall and somewhat pale. Oh and I overthink everything, to disturbing degrees.

mshcherbatskaya:
[quote=werepossum][quote=mshcherbatskaya] Do you know whether or not your mother has ever owned a dildo? Do you know what model she owned? Did you find this out by accident, or did she actually tell you about it, and in fact give you a summary review of its performance? Did this happen recently?

finaly someone is getting to my level of family weirdness. i bet you if my parents walked in on me and a girl next time i saw them they would give me condoms, tehnique advice, and a whip or something else kinky.

my weirdest (physical) trait is that my right elbow is double jointed, so i can bend my arm about 230 degrees, noticeably farther than most ppl (its fun to freak ppl out with, since it almost makes my arm look like it was broken)