bulletproof12:

finaly someone is getting to my level of family weirdness. i bet you if my parents walked in on me and a girl next time i saw them they would give me condoms, tehnique advice, and a whip or something else kinky.

Where exactly are your parents from? :P

You you Truely prepared for me to answer that question and deal with mind-crushing consequences of being revealed this undeniable truth? Are you...? Yeah, I thought not... I thought not.

hey easykill, you might wanna get that indented chest checked out, it could be a certain disorder called Marfan's Syndrome. I know this cuz i have it, it's a little thing that makes all the connective tissues in your body extremely loose. Downside is that it can cause your heart to fail.

However that's not my wierd thing. I am a bona fide sadist. But it's not so much physical pain that i like. I would give my left nut to see someone suffer emotionally.

O ya, and, it's kind of odd but the only way i figure out i like someone is if i can't imagine them in pain. :S go figure

Edit: forgot one last thing, im bipolar, during the manic episodes i can't stop thinking about what i could do to those around me to make them hurt on the inside. Then when the euphoria goes away i realize how much of a sick disguisting human being i am leading to depression.

I like to find useable stuff, like the working radio I have.

I guess I've got a few things to add to the list.

I'm an intensely private person outside of sports and school. Even though I have I decent amount of friends and people who want to hang out with me, I almost always NEVER want to. I was just invited to a party tonight, but I made an excuse so I wouldn't have to go. Yesterday, a bunch of my friends wanted to get together and hang out, and I lied again so I could just be by myself. It's kind of weird sometimes.

There's very few people I can truly stand that I know. I may be friends with someone but often not like them. I know it sounds strange but that's just the way I am.

I also have an amazing ability to tell if girls want to be hit on or not by seeing what kind of shoes they're wearing. 95% accuracy. I swear.

That's it, for the most part.

CatcherJJ:

I also have an amazing ability to tell if girls want to be hit on or not by seeing what kind of shoes they're wearing. 95% accuracy. I swear.

teach me.

Pharoh Amon Khan:

Where exactly are your parents from? :P

i dont know and am to afraid to ask. but i can say in all honesty it is not all a good thing. peer pressure is one thing but your parents asking some shit is just disturbing. and cause i dont like to talk about sex with almost anyone, and i am not that close to my parents.

oh and for best results of most disturbing things you will ever hear get them drunk, dont you like being told at 2 am by your drunk mom your dad is a great fuck and that is a big reason she married him?

I have Jamiroquai, Megadeth, Sum 41, Metallica, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Joe Satriani, Priestess, assorted Phoenix Wright/Apollo Justice music, a fudge Yu-Gi-Oh! soundtrack, Village People, Steriogram, Linkin Park, Rammstein, The Who, Smash Mouth, Slipknot, Led Zeppelin, Rush, The Rolling Stones, Queen, Primus, Muse, Michael Jackson, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Kool & The Gang, Hoobastank, Green Day, Guns 'N Roses, Franz Ferdinand, DragonForce, Destiny's Child, Cream, Boston, Beastie Boys, and (God help me) The Fray on my 4GB iPod.

Let that be an indication of how messed up my mind is.

bulletproof12:

mshcherbatskaya:
Do you know whether or not your mother has ever owned a dildo? Do you know what model she owned? Did you find this out by accident, or did she actually tell you about it, and in fact give you a summary review of its performance? Did this happen recently?

finaly someone is getting to my level of family weirdness. i bet you if my parents walked in on me and a girl next time i saw them they would give me condoms, tehnique advice, and a whip or something else kinky.

My mom doesn't do the kink, so far as I know, and considering what my mom has told me, I probably would know. What would happen in my family is my mom would tell me whatever popped into her head about some time that she was doing the same thing, trying out the same position, or how my stepfather used to be really good at that before he gained so much weight.

Russian Redneck:
I have Jamiroquai, Megadeth, Sum 41, Metallica, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Joe Satriani, Priestess, assorted Phoenix Wright/Apollo Justice music, a fudge Yu-Gi-Oh! soundtrack, Village People, Steriogram, Linkin Park, Rammstein, The Who, Smash Mouth, Slipknot, Led Zeppelin, Rush, The Rolling Stones, Queen, Primus, Muse, Michael Jackson, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Kool & The Gang, Hoobastank, Green Day, Guns 'N Roses, Franz Ferdinand, DragonForce, Destiny's Child, Cream, Boston, Beastie Boys, and (God help me) The Fray on my 4GB iPod.

Let that be an indication of how messed up my mind is.

I told you to stop stealing my iPod!

If I'm at a concert, I can't stand it when people start clapping on the first and third beat instead of the second and fourth. I have no idea why this pisses me off so much. I seriously can't enjoy the concert when it happens.

A bunch of things

-I'm in the military, but have a much larger interest in military technology and history then 90% of my coworkers. Always have. At the same time, I'm not terribly patriotic(Toby Keith strikes me as a bit of a fucking asshole) and am almost pacifistic(I believe there are things worth fighting for, there are wars that need to be fought, but most wars never needed to happen).

-Most people I meet apparently like me once they get to know me, and there are very few people I dislike, let alone hate. However, I have very few "Friends", being, people I actually hang out with on my own time.

im like afraid of throwing stuff away ahah. I always think its such a waste and i can do something with it and that i dont wanna polute ahah.

hitchhiker thums ahah

umh im a 6'2 arab/british/scottish/welsh mix
im naturally VERY tan.
also i get like random eye lid twiches for some reason.

also i think im like a fortune reader or w/e cause i keep having dreams of stuff then like a week later it happens exactly how i dreamed it

I have almost the same body temp. (95.2) so i don't think thats weird but I LOVE needles. not a masochist I just enjoy giving blood and taking shots and the like. I used to poke myself with sewing needles but somewhere along the line I realized it was kinda pointless being that I don't particularly care for the pain. I also get crazy fast eye twitches that don't stop until i pinch myself REAL hard.

I seem to be fairly heat resistant-like I can wear a coat in June/July and be at a perfect temperature. I hardly ever get properly ill or injured, although when I do it's serious but I somehow end up totally fine (i.e. nearly died as a baby-born almost 3 weeks late, and still had to be induced, had umbilical cord wrapped round my neck and spent 2 weeks on oxygen; ah yeah, skin was too big for me too), and about 2 months ago I got Meningitis B (1/3 die, 1/3 become deaf/blind/paralysed, 1/3 get off scot free-like me thank god).

I also have very contradictory opinions on things, like thinking we undoubtly need strong armed forces, but the people willing to kill others are bastards; and that religion is so blindingly obviously false, but I don't blame the actual religious people for believing in it.

I don't know if some of these thing have to do with weirdness, but i'll try.
-I'm a Dutch kid of 13 years old (no that's not the weird part) and I speak pretty well English, but when I need it, it's all pretty much gone...I think I learned English from the TV when I watched English movies when I was little.
-I'm pretty good resisted to cold.
-for some reason, people don't like me already on the first sight, prolly because of my face.(I get called ugly by strangers when i'm outside).
-I'm often depressed after school because I have the idea everyone is faking that they're my friends...
Isn't this a bit off-topic...^

I cant put both my headphones in my ears whilst listening to music, but only when its crowded, like on a bus. Its not that i physically cant but its because i get self conscious that people are listening to how loud im breathing, i start to hyperventilate, not greatly but enough that i have to open my mouth to breath. I also hold my breath if i have both headphones in and i walk by someone. im combating it though by relaxing myself, the only way to beat something like that is to confront it.

Im also gunna join the immune to diseases club on here, i cant catch anything serious(not that i want to lol)1-2 hours and my colds are gone. My ex even sneezed on me once(not on purpose), she had a really bad cold, was bed-ridden(i kept her company;))and i still didnt get it.

I will tap my feet to any rhythm at anytime that i can hear, be it with my feet, fingers or any other appendage.

I walk like a penguin, not with my feet outwards THAT far but i physically cant walk with my feet straight, i have tried several times and it hurts like hell so ive just lived with it.

I like to crack my knuckles randomly, even during times when i really shouldnt. Its not my fault my bones move out of place by their selves and i have to pop them back into place. This "ailment" also extends to my toes, elbows, neck and back, they'll just randomly come out of place and ill crack them back in whenever.

I have excellent hearing to the point that i can hear someone through my music with both my headphones in(and i have my music really loud) yet if someone is talking to me and its quiet i can struggle to hear them lol, i find it super weird.

Also my ex told me i have a "womans ass", even though im a guy. I'm still figuring that one out 0.o lol

Oh and interesting fact, i chose my nickname WalkingContradiction(for those who cant read abbreviated text)because 1. The greenday song by them is great and 2. When i thought about it i am actually a walkingcontradiction myself because my surname is White, but im Black. Its abbreviated cause you can only have 15 characters for your gamertag.

Yeah, thats about it, for now. Theres plenty more but i dont think they're appropriate to be sharing over the internet.

Let's see...

My ribcage is convex rather than flat or concave

I invariably play a female character in a game if I have a choice

I feel secure enough in my sexuality to state whether I think a man looks good or not without worrying about whether that makes me gay

Oh god! I clicked out of curiosity and now I REALLY wish I hadn't.

knumpify:
was perusing through a post saying that we need more vitamin D, where someone mentioned that we need sunlight to synthesize it. I mentioned that I'm allergic to sunlight. I was just wodering how many other oddities are out there?

I'll start off. I'm a genetic vampire. I was born with an allergy to sunlight, low hemoglobin, photosensitivity, a very high resistance to cold, and a very low resistance to heat. my body temperature is a cool and controlled 95.1* (normal is 98.6*) and I have a internal clock reversal. Basically, bright light makes me tired, darkness wakes me up. trust me, my hydro bill sucks.

go ahead with the vampire jokes, I've heard 'em all. you can't offend. and before you all ask, no I'm not allergic to garlic or holy water

You have just made the coolest job on earth possible.

Well, I'm not too weird (does having an incredibly odd personality count?), but when my hands get cold, I lose a lot of motion in them for a few days. Which, as you can imagine, isn't too great when you're a cricket player in England.

Just thought of some extras. Sometimes I get slight muscle spasms under my skin - I mean, tiny non-visible twitches on my cheek or leg. Places that you can't move normally. I also am able to move my kneecaps up and down an inch or two, and I bruise and get cut abnormally easily.

Oh, and the whole vampire thing is quite possibly the most awesome thing I have ever heard.

thebobmaster:

do not click here unless you do not mind some sexual mental images

Uhh well I know that this isn't as odd as some here but, people aren't supposed to be able to see in color in the dark(the less light avalable the less color signals available. But I've found I can, far longer than my friends.

my canines are all triangular shaped, I get physically ill if I'm out in the sun for more than two hours, I burn easily nothing like the OP, I'm pale except when I get my self sick from the sun, my bio clock is off I have no sence of time although I prefer being up at night.

and there is a myriad of other mental deficencies I have, but we'll leave them out.

Anarchemitis:
I can also recite word-for-word and action/action the entire Star Wars saga. (Specials and cartoons exempt)

That's my method of prolonging sex. When I get to the thermal exhaust port stuff tends to get a bit messy. I also play imaginary game of css on dust_2, another great tip for you lads. My weirdness knows no bounds!

I'm a terrible insomniac and mainly sleep under my bed on a roll mat. When visiting restaurants I tend to steal spoons, I have several child hood lunch boxes in which I keep them, I choose to eat in places not on their food but the quality of their spoons. I have extreme cases of ocd, which also rubs off in my gaming, I have a fear of breaking wind in the bath and I'm addicted to Irn-Bru which hardly any where sells, when I go abroad I mail a care package of the stuff to the hotel, they find it a trite bit weird and I have introduced many foreigners to the orange nectar. I could keep on going but I fear I'm starting to scare you.

when I get incredibly bored I think up of ideas for games-when I find an idea I like I will build on it (story, gameplay, characters, enemies). Also when I get incredibly bored in a public place I will randomly quote Ace Ventura...loudly...oh and Shatners Bossom, I have that shirt (your avatar)

Darth Mobius:
I am over 90% German, and have a permanent tan. 23 years old, don't brush my teeth half as often as I should, even on good weeks, and have never had a cavity in my life. My only fear is needles, even though once they stick me, it isn't usually so bad... The only thing keeping my Sociopathic tendencies in check is my fear of anal rape and prison... And I like Cars more than women, but if you had been betrayed as badly and as many times as I had by women, you wouldn't trust them either...

Funny. I'm over 60% German. Ghostly pale, 21 years of age. Walked away from three major car accidents, and was healthy enough to leave the hospital 8 days after entering from one that killed both the driver and my best friend in the front passenger seat. And I have this awful habit of never forgetting anything.

I too am a sociopath without regret or fear though, as I can hold myself against people far larger than me. I'm actually very text book in the sociopath department, being a womaniser and a user of people and a manipulative sort of bastard with a need to be in control. Also a bit of a sadist (though I tend to think that this is just my hatred for all things human). Perfect example was pushing a guy down three flights of stairs. Sorry, he tripped. Twice. Whilst unconscious from hitting the wall.

I don't know that I was born this way, but my mother tells me I was like this since at least Age 2 (which is about the time my biological father killed my mothers unborn child and left). Incidentally it's not just randomly hurting people, they have to deserve it.

So now I can't watch that Dexter show, because it's too damned close to my pattern of thinking. Good show though.

I was thinking the "vampiric" posts were kinda over the top numbers wise, then realised that you're more likely to be a gamer (and thus posting here) than if you weren't that way and could go play football or whatever sport appeals to those people who go outside.

Oh yes and I'm an insomniac. It is not unusual to go 7 or 8 days without sleep before my body simply passes out from sheer exhaustion.

It is simply the best shirt in existence, a visual metaphor for forever being young yet social constraints sometimes mean that you just gotta grow up.

oh yes, I have a habit of pointing out the bad things, always seeing the bad things. its a hobby. I love to criticizing things. but then again in america its just to damn easy...so I guess its not all that weird im just given to much to go on.
i get ranomd little twiches under my skin, can move my knee cap around too, and when I move me leg slowly my knee cearks. I can suck my gut in past the point of (starving) Ethiopian.
I love to just randomly run, and climb things...
this thread makes me feel not so weird anymore

oh yes, I am over half Irish, alot german, and some native america...so I am set form birt to be an alchaholic based on those things; but I hate any alchaholic drink, just don't like 'em

*edit* and another thing, for a creative writing paper once I wrote about how gazebos are ruthless predators and eat the cast of "The View", little dogs, and people...I was just joking but my teacher still said I was warped-in a good way (is that possible?)

I have a few that come to mind.

I can accurately predict how good or bad a game will be by playing less then an hour of it and I mean any game. Thus far over the years I have misjudged many five games out of hundreds one of those included FFVII, which I thought average with a terrible story (the entire midgar part is TERRIBLE) yet otherwise, if I have played the game I will know if it will be worth my time. A very handy little trait as I can avoid the worthless shit tossed out.

Other then that I am entirely apathetic to relationships, sex or anything involved in the concept. Not to confuse with disliking or not wanting as neither would be correct. Instead I could not give a damn and I sometimes view them as an obstacle in my future plans. Being that I have no failure to impress the opposite sex - just a strong desire not to bother nor care - may be cited as strange. Ironically in total contrast I can be compassionate to friends, although only when necessary. (IE: If you cry for something stupid, I am mocking you)

Perhaps I may soften over time; when I bother to get a GF, however I highly doubt my argument of Money > Love/relationships will ever change.

ThaBenMan:

thebobmaster:

do not click here unless you do not mind some sexual mental images

guess I should make a spoiler thingy too

No.

thebobmaster:

ThaBenMan:

thebobmaster:

do not click here unless you do not mind some sexual mental images

guess I should make a spoiler thingy too

No.

Ok. Sorry, I was just joking, hope I didn't offend you or anything.

I make lists and roughed-out plans for anything and everything compulsively. Usually about three a day, if my brain is in zombie mode, and the rates increase from there.

I grew up in a barn- we lived in the loft above our goat herd.

I was an adamant nudist until I started going to school (in 5th grade).

I play video games (like Bioshock and RPGs, not like Sims and Nintendogs) and am studying them in school, code websites, study biology and etymology in my free time, etc. etc. and am generally a total geek/nerd, while managing to look like a normal girl.

I use really outdated words (like hooch, persnickety and curmudgeon) in everyday conversation. Also words like whereas and hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

I have had dreams in the graphics or art style of every video game and anime I have ever seen or played. Side-scrolling Super Mario Bros.? You got it. .hack//Sign? Done. Late PS2 3D third-person complete with enemy HP bars and names and collecting keys to work my way up to the peak of a temple? Can't count the times. It's a wonderful thing, really.

Large pixels turn me on.

Kogarian:
I've always been considered weird by my peers. I have almost no motivation, yet I'm fairly intelligent. I've been into science, gaming, and reading at the same time my peers starting hunting, learned to ride four-wheelers, and started making friends. While I do have friends, I've never been part of an actual social clich. I've always been wandering between groups, making friends with some members and enemies of others. I probably have OCD and an anxiety disorder, the latter of which has been proven to run in my family. I have to constantly re-check things to make sure I didn't miss anything or to make sure everythings in it's place.

up to here, I am very similar to you.

also, I'm not sure if this is wierd, buy my PC is loaded with games (LOADED, well maybe not THAT loaded) but for hours on end I sit there in front of my PC, completely bored out of my mind.

I'll add my little weird trait before I go to sleep... I have progressively been developing Argophobia.... For those unleet googlers... It's the fear to go outside.
It can really put a damper on things like work. For example I have to deal with thirty clients a day as a computer technician... so yeh... EPIC FUN!

TonyOfPlimith:
I'll add my little weird trait before I go to sleep... I have progressively been developing Argophobia.... For those unleet googlers... It's the fear to go outside.
It can really put a damper on things like work. For example I have to deal with thirty clients a day as a computer technician... so yeh... EPIC FUN!

huh, someone else that uses the word "yeh"
i am mildy OCD-ish as well, if im writing something and a letter doesnt look right, i will cross it out and rewrite it, I don't mean really ,messed up, I mean just a little messed up i mean just a little odd...also apperently theres a syndrome called "tip of the tongue syndrome" its basicaly what the name implies and I am positive I have it
I can cross just one of my eyes, so my left eye is looking at my nose (or to me left) while my right eye continues on like nothing is happeneing

I use the restroom with the lights off
even if its dark outside
and i have a tendency to not look at the person
that is talking to me

madaseyer:
I have a tendency to not look at the person
that is talking to me

I do that too, it's not somthing I'm proud of, but I think (like the proverb) eyes are windows to the soul, and I don't like looking into them as I'm worried what I might find.

It also sucks with chicks, how much eye contact does it take to become "that weirdo who is staring at me" but he gets noticed more than "the guy who won't even look at me"