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Beat Writer  Posts: 132 Joined: 6 Feb 2008     | |
Muckraker  Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008   | ...and love for their mothers... |
Beat Writer Posts: 132 Joined: 6 Feb 2008 | ...'twas a Freud worshipping cult! ... |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | ...and as it were, they would go down in history as the most kinky/ disturbing cult, and were used in stories to scare many mamma's boys... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2265 Joined: 21 Jan 2008     | ...Who, on closer inspection, weren't actually mama's boys, but... - A procrastinator |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | ...were penis people... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2265 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ... from the planet Zorgon, where they are continually hunted by the... (oh, and, must we have the continual penis references?) - A procrastinator |
BANNED  Posts: 141 Joined: 20 Mar 2008 | jewish... |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 479 Joined: 7 Nov 2007    | Religious terrorists who show how PISSED OFF THEY ARE AND HOW THIS STORY SHOULD BE RANDOM, and swiftly drop a recent gag, e.g. the penis jokes. They grabbed ther bomb jackets and... |
Beat Writer  Posts: 165 Joined: 19 Mar 2008   | ...went to Ben's gazebo to play with m&m's in the basin where there was... |
Beat Writer Posts: 132 Joined: 6 Feb 2008 | ...a black hole which sucked in everything; that would have been the end, but... |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 71 Joined: 10 Apr 2008 | he plugged it with a wrench, thus saving all humanity from ... |
Paperboy  Posts: 15 Joined: 23 Feb 2008 | ... Jack Black, who's evil army of... |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | ...squirrel monkeys managed to buy weapons from arm dealers... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2265 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | . Unfortunately, the good guys blew up the weapons, so the squirrel monkeys were forced to go to the farthest reaches of the world for... - A procrastinator |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 58 Joined: 16 Apr 2008 | ...Vespene Gas (they required more). Unfortunately, when they got there... |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | ...a zerg rush completely decimated their forces, causing their general... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2265 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ...Duke to rise from the dead, who then... - A procrastinator |
Beat Writer  Posts: 210 Joined: 20 Mar 2008  | ...ate his own gun and 15 cheeseburgers, forcing him to... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2265 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ... stop over at the nearest highway restroom, where he met... - A procrastinator |
Copy Clerk Posts: 58 Joined: 16 Apr 2008 | ... Don Knotts decked out in full, Post-Apocalypse battle array! "The Zombie Uprising has begun." he said, quite seriously, to Zombie Duke, and then... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2265 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ... everything went slo-mo. Just as the the two were about to fight, along came... - A procrastinator |
Beat Writer Posts: 145 Joined: 15 Feb 2008 | Pac-Man out of a restroom and chased them bothout of... |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | ...and into the street, where they witnessed a Taxi run over Frogger... |
BANNED Posts: 141 Joined: 20 Mar 2008 | Then along came a spider tha sat down beside her and scared little miss muffit away. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 113 Joined: 25 Mar 2008 | Miss Muffit ran, she ran far all the way to... |
Muckraker  Posts: 286 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 | the gingerbread house. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 113 Joined: 25 Mar 2008 | here miss muffin found the gingerbread man in bed with... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2265 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ...the Fox and Little Red Riding Hood, who were all... - A procrastinator |
Muckraker  Posts: 252 Joined: 7 Apr 2008 | ... useing my flying pants to escape from mother goose who was trying to... |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | ...lay her eggs in the brains of the forest critters, who rebelled... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2265 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ... trying to get the Antichrist born from that woodland critter, when along came... - A procrastinator |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | ...a shotgun-wielding Santa, a little Jewish boy, a boy with a red-poof ball hat, and a sweet little children's book... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2265 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ... who then mercilessly butchered the woodland critter heathens. All was right in the world, until... - A procrastinator |
Beat Writer Posts: 132 Joined: 6 Feb 2008 | it wasn't, when... |
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suffering from penis envy...