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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2505 Joined: 21 Jan 2008     | |
Muckraker  Posts: 269 Joined: 20 Mar 2008     | ..The Ubersqueak of death, bob was almost dead, but he was saved by... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2505 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ... a giant blob, which proceeded to sing in soprano, and destroyed the 'Ubersqueak of death', only for the Ubersqueak to turn into its ultimate form... - A procrastinator |
Beat Writer Posts: 145 Joined: 15 Feb 2008   | ...a bottle of orange milk that burrowed itself in... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3454 Joined: 13 Feb 2008   | to the core of the Earth's crust, where it found a race of... |
Paperboy Posts: 36 Joined: 9 Apr 2008 | citrus insensitive portal turrets... |
Beat Writer  Posts: 135 Joined: 6 Feb 2008  | ...fortunately for the carton, they were lactose intolerant... |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 649 Joined: 7 Nov 2007     | and craped out their own intestines... |
Muckraker  Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008  | ...when something else not so good occured... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2505 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ... some idiot mixed 'No More Heroes' with Brandston(sp?) Pickle, causing the end of the universe (which was awesome). Luckily... - A procrastinator |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 113 Joined: 25 Mar 2008 | Yahtzee flew in on a bottle of Branston Pickles and tried repopulating the earth by... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2505 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ... being the calipigion(sp?) stallion he is, but alas, it failed. Fortunately for the human race... - A procrastinator |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 843 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 | ... common radishes suddenly became sentient and quickly evolved into the human race's successors. Unfortunately, they were doomed to die agonisingly painful deaths... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2505 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ... due to humanity's great (and last) defence against the radish invasion (of course engineered during the Cold War, against those Commies (like me)), code named... - A procrastinator |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | ...the Hot Dog Amplifier. It was able to slaughter every radish (and carrot) within a million mile radius... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2505 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ... by causing the 'evil' radishes (and their 'evil' carrot comrades) to be combined into the 'Hot Dog of Awesomeness', then consumed by none other then... - A procrastinator |
Beat Writer Posts: 145 Joined: 15 Feb 2008 | ...by a giant toe-sucking dwarf, which is kind of ironic because.. |
Beat Writer Posts: 135 Joined: 6 Feb 2008 | ...the Hot Dog was actually shaped like a finger, which... |
Copy Clerk Posts: 91 Joined: 7 Dec 2007 | ...wiggled suggestively to attract the radishes to its inescapable gravity-well... |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 843 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 | ... and take them to an alternate universe, populated by their new enemies, the PEAS OF PREJUDICE, or as they preferred to be known, THE PEE PEES... |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | ...whose puns were used to frustrate their enemies... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2505 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ... into submission. But, all was not lost, for the... - A procrastinator |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2960 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | ... Ninja clans of the solar system convened on how to save the day without being seen, they decided that... |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | ...a civil war was in order... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2505 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ... and that, Jimmy, is how pirates and ninja (I don't know the plural for ninja) are mortal enemies. Oh, how did the heathen ninja(?) turn into pirates. Well,... - A procrastinator |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | ...during the times of the Great Pirate Doctrine of 776, pirates were viewed as wonderful explorers who gave candy to children and saved villages from Nationalism. However, ninjas... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1008 Joined: 16 Jan 2008   | ...were jealous of this newfound popularity, so bought a ship and dressed up as pirates, ninji (dammit, it sounds better than ninjas) being the masters of disguise they are. With this ship they... |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | ...plundered Pringle factories along the costs. Meanwhile, mercenaries were hired to fight the Ninji... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2505 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ... But, according to Dr McNinja's Law, the mass number of mercenaries could not hope to stand up to the small number of ninji. All was going well for the ninji, until... - A procrastinator |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 101 Joined: 14 Apr 2008 | They had a massive argument over how to use the plural form of their name. Half of them chose ninji, the other half preferred ninjas. Their army was broken, and... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2505 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ... The ninji chose the ultimate betrayal, by joining the ranks of pirates. And that, Jimmy, is how marmalade is made... - A procrastinator |
Copy Clerk Posts: 101 Joined: 14 Apr 2008 | Because when dead ninji/as die, they decompose into marmalade. So the next time you eat marmalade, Jimmy, be sure to... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2505 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ... wipe your feet, for it is the ultimate dishonour to fallen ninji/as if you don't wipe your feet while eating marmalade. Now, bend over Jimmy, for I am... - A procrastinator |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | ...about to do something inappropriate to you, and the result may remind you of marmalade, but I assure you I am no ninja... |
Paperboy  Posts: 28 Joined: 25 Apr 2008 | ...I am-" Suddenly, a shot rang out, and the man dropped dead. A man in a fedora and trench coat walked into the room, wielding his smoking rifle. He said to Jimmy: "Follow me, or else you will surely die here." Jimmy replied... |
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... Bob walked down the road, and heard a squeak behind him. This was no ordinary speak, this was...
- A procrastinator