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Muckraker  Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2212 Joined: 24 Apr 2008     | ... "ill die here thanks" "..." said the man "umm... ok, what now?" "lets play MONOPOLY!" and they did! but when the rifle man bought fleet street, he found that instead of a card he was given... EDIT: DAMN! BEAT ME TOO IT disregard my post.. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2237 Joined: 21 Jan 2008     | ... "For he was not Father Henry, but Mr Hyde's son" replied the man gravely. Slowly, the body stood up behind him, freezing the man, and Jimmy uttered... - A procrastinator |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | ..."Oh why didn't Ultrajoe just edit his post to say something different? Because now we have to now fight zombies." The man in the trench coat quickly ran out the door and told Jimmy to follow... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2237 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | We don't have to fight zombies, per se ... Mr Hyde followed them, his footsteps shaking the ground beneath him. Jimmy and the man fled in terror, when all of a sudden... I wanna try and get the story back to the randomness. This is too serious for my tastes - A procrastinator |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | ...Harold and Kumar ran out in front of them, riding on the back of a cheetah... (Yes, the seriousness just kind of stood out compared to the other posts.) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2237 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ... but this was no ordinary cheetah, this was 'The Cheetah of Azerbaijain', spoke about in legends. Legends which speak of this cheetah's... Sorry, been playin' too much COD4 - A procrastinator |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 867 Joined: 3 Apr 2008   | 5 prehensile penises causeing him to be loved by every femal cheetah that.... (sorry couldnt help myself) |
Paperboy  Posts: 26 Joined: 24 Apr 2008  | ... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2237 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | I think there should be a new rule: If someone beats you to the post, then follow on from theirs. No point leaving it as it is, as it can get confusing. ...lived in Azerbaijan. It was due to this awesome power that the cheetah was captured by the Azerbaijan goverment, and sold to a man who... - A procrastinator |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 867 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | owned a fantastic zoo that was created to... |
Paperboy  Posts: 24 Joined: 25 Apr 2008  | ...house mythological creatures. The cheetah eventually escaped, and snuck on board a ship to... |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 867 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | destroy the anime planet that was ruled by the tentacle porn company who... |
Paperboy Posts: 24 Joined: 25 Apr 2008 | ...had enslaved the cheetah's pen-pal, Zygwort the alien. When the cheetah arrived, he found the planet on the brink of... |
Paperboy Posts: 26 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | self-destruction, but the cheetah had an idea... |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 867 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | ........... |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 101 Joined: 14 Apr 2008 | He decided to ring the 'So your planet's gone to the shithouse?' hotline... EDIT: Aaah crap. Give me a second to edit, PLEASE. EDIT 2: And now the post above me is gone. I'm just going to go off and bang my head against a wall now. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 867 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | and order in the cat girl legion to sort the bloody mess out. they arrived and they proceeded to... |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 867 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | *******************************off topic**************************************************
sorry dude i nerfed that post because i got beaten to it by the buffy guy. anyway lets get some kiddy perspective on this dont worry im being mean im 16 myself i know ur 13 (or is it 14) ***************of topic********************************************************************* |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2237 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | Gavaroc, I'm guessing you're leaving your post as it is... Damn, someone beat me to my post ... look for the big red button on the planet, hoping to extract... - A procrastinator |
Paperboy Posts: 26 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
AH-HEM |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 867 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | .....(FAIL) |
Paperboy Posts: 26 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | that damn splinter that had been stuck in the cheetah's rear paw since he got on that ship! And it was just in time because... |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 867 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | the giant tentacle porn monster hoping to slay it and end the planets...... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2212 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
...dance of death with GLIGOR, LORD OF PAIN AND PASTRY AND... |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 867 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | lesbians who.. |
Paperboy Posts: 24 Joined: 25 Apr 2008 | was the current CEO of Tentacle Porn Studios, Inc. In order to save the planet, he needed to... |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 867 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | destroy the cheetah who he discovered had... |
Paperboy Posts: 26 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | eaten the planet's supply of Cheetos, which was really bad because... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2237 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | ... The Cheetos gave GLIGOR his power over the oversexed sex workers of the planet. Without the Cheetos, the workers would surely revolt. Only one hope was left... - A procrastinator |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 867 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | ............ (btw what are cheetos, excuse the ignorance but im from New Zealand and have never so much as seen a cheeto) |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 867 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | he had to make a cheeto substitue but surely this would... |
Paperboy Posts: 26 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | A cheesy snack - like cheese doodles... |
Paperboy Posts: 26 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | ...have very bad side effects like... |
Paperboy Posts: 24 Joined: 25 Apr 2008 | Addictive eatability. You can't stop eating them! This brought problems for the employees of GLIGOR, because... |
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