Take a Drink when:

* The Imp appears for the first time.

* Poop Joke!

* There is pixel blood.

* Profanity! (Sh*t, F--k, A$$, H3ll)

* Yahtzee's cross-references something you've never heard of.

Take Two Drinks when

* The Imp is wearing a funny hat.

* Yahtzee's cartoon avatar dies.

* Yahtzee speaks a language other then English.

* You actually GET one of his cross-references.

* Jesus appears.

Anyone got any others?

I will be playing as soon as sis replaces my Gentleman Jack...

I'm lost in all confusion.

EDIT: Sorry, that's after playingthis game. WHERE THE FUCK AM I?

Stalker girls emerges again!

Can this game be played with Tea?

sammyfreak:
Can this game be played with Tea?

Yes, but thats no fun

Yahtzee has a frustrating look (1 drink)

Yahtzee insults himself (2 drink)

Yahtzee complements himself (1 drink)

You see yahtzee in person (drink the rest of whatever you're drinking, if there is less than half left, find another and finish it off)

Chug a beer when Yahtzee refers to Fantasy World Dizzy as being the best game ever.

Chug a beer every time a game has a "Jagged Rock Junction".

Drink for evry gay joke.

Now to find some vodka. Humm

Take a drink every time the word "CENSORED" comes on screen, and take two drinks every time Yahtzee says "MUMORPUGE".

P.S.
This is the game so far.

Take one drink if:
*The Imp Appears
*Yahtzee tells a poop joke
*If you see bloody violance
*There is profanity
*Yahtzee has a frustrating (Does he mean Frustrated) look
*Yahtzee compliments himself
*You hear a gay joke
*The word "CENSORED" comes on screen

Take two drinks if:
*Yahtzee insults himself
*Yahtzee says "MUMORPUGE"

Drink all that is left, if less then half, get new bottle and drink it if:
*You see Yahtzee in person
*Yahtzee says "Perfect vision at 900 yards" or a variation of those words.

Chug a beer if:
*Yahtzee refers to Fantasy World Dizzy as the best game ever
*Every time a game has a "Jagged Rock Junction"

gameking218:
and take two drinks every time Yahtzee says "MUMORPUGE".

I actually love the way he says that :P

NickSettle:

gameking218:
and take two drinks every time Yahtzee says "MUMORPUGE".

I actually love the way he says that :P

I know, right?
Also, if he says "Perfect vision at 900 yards" or a variation of those words, drink half of what ever you have.

Yahtzee or another Character is holding a purple dildo (1 keg)

1 drink every time a real word appears on screen.
+1 every time there's a caveat attached.

1 drink for the word "pant-wetting"

Finish Glass if you can read the subliminal text at the end without pausing it

2 if a game or celebrity is insulted in a throwaway manner.

Buy next round if you actually follow the end suggestion.

conqueror Kenny:
Drink for evry gay joke.

Now to find some vodka. Humm

You'd be on the floor in two minutes. If he reviews the next Final Fantasy, you'll need a new liver.

*Take a drink when he references some British or Australian thing that North Americans have no idea about.

*Take two drinks when he compares Portal to Jesus/Charlize Theron/sex with Asian twins or some other awesome thing.

*Take five drinks when he likes a game.

EnzoHonda:

*Take five drinks when he likes a game.

I would say a whole bottle for that.

2 drinks when he tells you to shut up, and one more drink if it's about a game request.

Yould have to drink fast, i can see some episodes where it will be two shots followed swiftly by two more. The episodes will have to be slowed down, either that or just drink on every swear.

Two drinks for an Uncle Tusky cameo

* two shots every time a seal or baby makes a cameo.
* Chug a beer when he mentions Quick Time Events, and his hatred of them.

One drink for every time he shows someone love-humping a game.

1 drink when his art is something somewhat different other than your typical imp and rayman kind of..thing (like the "Hadoken thing" part in the newest one, or branston pickle universe explosion).

One drink when the text above his e-mail address is "Ask me about/why....."

One drink if the small message at the end insults the viewer in some way.

One drink for each one of the two songs he uses that you know. An extra drink at the end if you know both.

One drink if his review honestly influences your opinion of the game in question.

One drink every time it goes to the film negative effect. You know, where the background goes blue. If you're hardcore, you'll do it when it goes back to normal too.

One drink if you own the game he's reviewing.

One more drink if the songs he uses are making fun of the game somehow...actually, it would be more fair when it ISN'T making fun of the game.

A drink for when the intro and outro songs are either your favorites or on your MP3 player.

Is this really a drinking game? Isn't it more... Downing bottles of alcohol while ZP plays in the background? I mean, that's pretty good too, but come on, let's call it what it is.

Take 1 drink if Yahtzee disagrees with the mainstream opinion.
Take 1 if he mentions the criminally slow time for stuff to get to Australia.
Take 1 if he admits he doesn't like Brutal Legend because its a game tailor made for the sort of head-banging retards who dropped out of high school to follow around their favourite band.

Take 2 drinks if he compares a game to a bodily function (good or bad) (Good = the big O)

Chug if he goes a full 10 seconds without swearing
Chug if he mentions the Zelda movie.

Snort one line of Cocaine if he admits he doesn't like Brutal Legend as its a game made for those who can see the true beauty hidden within the raw human emotion spun into music that is Metal. (I don't see any historically based pop music)

This is actually harder then you may think

Take one drink if:
*The Imp Appears
*Yahtzee tells a poop joke
*If you see bloody violance
*There is profanity
*Yahtzee has a frustrating (Does he mean Frustrated) look
*Yahtzee compliments himself
*You hear a gay joke
*The word "CENSORED" comes on screen
*A real word appears on screen
*You see or hear the words "Pants-Wetting"
*Yahtzee shows someone love-humping a game
*Yahtzee references some British or Australian thing that North Americans have no idea about
*Yahtzee's art is something somewhat different than your typical imp and self-avatar (Like the "Hadoken Thing" part in the newest one, or branston pickle universe explosion)
*The text above Yahtzee's e-mail address is "Ask me about/why....."
*The small message at the end insults the viewer in some way
*One of the two songs he uses is a song that you know
*His review honestly influences your opinion of the game in question
*The clip changes to the negitive screen. (The backround is blue, Yahtzee's is black, the imp is white)
*You own the game he's reviewing
*The songs he uses are making fun of the game somehow
*The intro and outro songs are either your favorites or on your MP3 player
*Yahtzee disagrees with the mainstream opinion
*He mentions the criminally slow time for stuff to get to Australia
*He admits he doesn't like Brutal Legend because its a game tailor made for the sort of head-banging retards who dropped out of high school to follow around their favourite band
*Yahtzee is showen throwing something off a cliff

Take two drinks if:
*Yahtzee insults himself
*Yahtzee says "MUMORPUGE"
*A real word appears on screen with a caveat attached
*A game or celebrity is insulted in a throwaway manner
*Yahtzee compares Portal to something awsome
*Yahtzee tells you to shut up
*There is a Uncle Tusky cameo
*A seal or baby makes a cameo
*He compares a game to a bodily function (good or bad)
*You know both songs in the begining and end

Drink 3 times if:
*Yahtzee tell you to shut up about a game request

Drink 5 times if:
*Yahtzee likes the game he is reviewing (Or drink a bottle for this one)

Drink all that is left if:
*You see Yahtzee in person (If less then half, get new bottle and drink it)
*Yahtzee says "Perfect vision at 900 yards" or a variation of those words.
*You can read the subliminal text at the end without pausing it

Chug a beer if:
*Yahtzee refers to Fantasy World Dizzy as the best game ever
*Every time a game has a "Jagged Rock Junction"
*Yahtzee mentions Quick Time Events, and his hatred of them
*Yahtzee goes a full 10 seconds without swearing
*Yahtzee mentions the Zelda movie

Drink a keg if:
*Yahtzee or another character is holding a purple dildo

I'll update this one for a bit and then make a new one (At this rate, I'll make a new one once a day)

*gets rushed to hospital to be treated for alcholol poisoning after two videos*

Good game tho

Take a drink every time Yahtzee is show throwing something off a cliff.

Am I the only one who did this? I used lemonade and almost hurled on my lap top. (5 eight ounce glasses! I chuged two and a half! I also need to go and drink a keg.)

I watched the Condemned 2 one with a glass of water and drank the whole thing. To be fair, I didn't use the new one, just the old one and the ones I thought up. And I'm pretty sure I missed some to boot. I suck at drinking games.

We really need to trim this down some. I could barely keep track of the first one, now the new one has pretty much doubled in size. As will the rate of liver failure among Escapist users.

Hmm, I swear this was just a joke thread, but people are actually trying >_>

I mean c'mon...who here really has a keg available? You'll basically have to skip the mass effect and zack and wiki review to avoid that one.

*hic* Washamattah wizz allyez... cantdjeh shee hos de real *hic* poblum? Ish them krooks at mi-micrishoft... *hic*

Anarchemitis:
*hic* Washamattah wizz allyez... cantdjeh shee hos de real *hic* poblum? Ish them krooks at mi-micrishoft... *hic*

Datsh a loada...loada...loada...crap. Shpred by deh gubmen ta hiyde de REAL kunshpirashee.

Any time Yahzee looses his hat.

ALso, how much should one drink if Yahzee, in an entire video, failed to make us laugh?