The Off-topic has gotten a little political of late, a little morbid and a little verbose, so heres my blissfully inappropriate contribution.

Gay Chicken, grab a heterosexual friend of the same sex, and go in for the slow-kiss... first one to pull out before lip-to-lip contact is the winner. The rules are simple, no pain or tickling of the opponent, no pulling of the head towards yours, and once you pull away, you have lost.
Most guys think this is easy, but the trick is the same as Car Chicken, convince that fool-boy that you are willing to crash (so to speak) more than you are willing to lose, its a game of skill and technique:

And the golden rule: If you Kiss, your not a winner or a loser, you are just gay.

I Am King Of Gay Chicken, and here to help you are some tips and tricks from the master himself.

The Touch:
Nothing says, you cant escape like a hand around the back of their head, of a nipple stroke, tickling and pinching is against the rules, but brush the tips of your fingers over the nipple and that son of a bitch will run screaming.

The Eyes Have it:
Close them, slowly, with your eyes rolling, about 6 inches out, its wonderful, shudder as you do so, he wont know what hit him.

The Moan:
Must i explain?

The Tongue:
Make your mouth-monster do flips, as he stares down the barrel of the twisting hydra, he wont have any choice but to pull away, almost nooone can stop this assault of erotic lip-filps, combine with one or more of the above and you will see the back of his head before long.

Be Gay:
It helps if you are using Gay Chicken to get some action on the side, so for the fashion police out there, this game is like Christmas come early.

I hope this helps you triumph over your foe, but i must ask...

Have you played? Would you/could you play and if you did... would you win?

And for the punters out there, am I gay? ive left that ambiguous for a reason, that and the title give license for the clever out there to go nuts with the gay jokes. Hope this has been a pleasant break from the world-saving that goes on around here.

This thread has F5 written all over it.

Ultrajoe:

I Am King Of Gay Chicken

I am so quoting that out of context.

Fire Daemon:

Ultrajoe:

I Am King Of Gay Chicken

I am so quoting that out of context.

*bows*

i would not have it any other way.

Ultrajoe:

I Am the Gay Chicken King.

I'm just misquoting

I wonder how many people will be killed trying to use this as a way to settle a barfight.

X nosgoth X:
I wonder how many people will be killed trying to use this as a way to settle a barfight.

The year when this becomes an acceptable way to settle challenges is the year of the apocalypse *puts on his 2012 is the end t-shirt*

...This is.... awkward.

...

**Furiously takes notes**

Anarchemitis:
...This is.... awkward.

Maybe we should kiss to break the tension!?

nilpferdkoenig:
And there are people who play this game?

Yes i have played it a surprising ammount never lost so far. Most people give up very quicly with the ol hand and if u let it go a wonderin then its all the better.

I've seen a version of this game before. I consider it my victory that I always lose.

Yeah, I've got like five (male) friends who have done this. Two of them are bi though, so it hardly counts.

Hrrm...now introduce it to some of my female friends and then we're talking....and taking photies.

Played with women before... We both lost, or won, depending on how you look at it...

Larenxis:
Yeah, I've got like five (male) friends who have done this. Two of them are bi though, so it hardly counts.

Yup. This game is pretty easy for Bi Guys. You know you're not turning away, and if he turns away, you won the game. If he doesn't turn away, you just scored a free kiss!

Depending on the friend, this could be a good thing or not.

Melaisis:
**Furiously takes notes**

Anarchemitis:
...This is.... awkward.

Maybe we should kiss to break the tension!?

I think you win just for that.

I haven't played as much as I'd like to but I've won every time because they were all wimps and I'm very competitive.

.....I'm...kinda afraid...*scoots away slowly as to not draw attention*

AnGeL.SLayer:
.....I'm...kinda afraid...*scoots away slowly as to not draw attention*

Afraid of what? There's nothing wrong with two men playing a deadly game of gay chicken.

Saskwach:

AnGeL.SLayer:
.....I'm...kinda afraid...*scoots away slowly as to not draw attention*

Afraid of what? There's nothing wrong with two men playing a deadly game of gay chicken.

i'm more in shock over a girl who won't watch a couple guys making out to prove how "straight" they are

personally i'd rather go hit on the chick watching the guys prove how "straight they are" well after asking her what they're doing and laughing at them. i kinda look at it like the male moose who make a rut and fight one another as the weaker ones mate with the females around the edge watching them.

Fire Daemon:

Ultrajoe:

I Am King Of Gay Chicken

I am so quoting that out of context.

Hey that my thing!

The game will only work if both you and your, *cough* "friend" are homophopes. But that begs the question of why you are playing.

But my friend jack would win hands down, even when playing with a real gay guy. I can't decide if ths will be locked or not, nothing too bad in it and we're all adult-ish, but the chance is very high.

Edit: Why don't we just make this thread: I can make that even worse.
Eg:

Darth Mobius:
Played with women before...

Sorry but now i've got "that's what she said" syndrome.

Right... are you under the influence of any substances Ultrajoe?

PS: I don't think anyone'll want to play this game with me...

I still think the chicken with cars and tires is manlier...

Apologies abound

i feel sick, this is so wierd

of course if the urge arises i do go to an all boys school

but still nooooo