Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3975 Joined: 24 Apr 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1340 Joined: 29 Nov 2007     | This thread has F5 written all over it. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2660 Joined: 18 Dec 2007    |
I am so quoting that out of context. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3975 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
*bows* i would not have it any other way. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 711 Joined: 29 Jan 2008    |
I'm just misquoting |
Paperboy Posts: 35 Joined: 24 Dec 2007  | I wonder how many people will be killed trying to use this as a way to settle a barfight. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 506 Joined: 22 Dec 2007    |
The year when this becomes an acceptable way to settle challenges is the year of the apocalypse *puts on his 2012 is the end t-shirt* |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4285 Joined: 23 Dec 2007  | ...This is.... awkward. ...
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BANNED  Posts: 502 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 | And there are people who play this game? User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1203 Joined: 9 Dec 2007  | **Furiously takes notes**
Maybe we should kiss to break the tension!? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3683 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 |
Yes i have played it a surprising ammount never lost so far. Most people give up very quicly with the ol hand and if u let it go a wonderin then its all the better. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1718 Joined: 13 Sep 2007  | I've seen a version of this game before. I consider it my victory that I always lose. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 767 Joined: 1 Jan 2008 |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1851 Joined: 13 Dec 2007  | Yeah, I've got like five (male) friends who have done this. Two of them are bi though, so it hardly counts. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4639 Joined: 13 Feb 2008    | Hrrm...now introduce it to some of my female friends and then we're talking....and taking photies. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3849 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Played with women before... We both lost, or won, depending on how you look at it... |
Muckraker  Posts: 256 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 |
Yup. This game is pretty easy for Bi Guys. You know you're not turning away, and if he turns away, you won the game. If he doesn't turn away, you just scored a free kiss! Depending on the friend, this could be a good thing or not. |
Paperboy Posts: 35 Joined: 24 Dec 2007 |
I think you win just for that. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2107 Joined: 4 Nov 2007  | I haven't played as much as I'd like to but I've won every time because they were all wimps and I'm very competitive. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 398 Joined: 8 Oct 2007  | .....I'm...kinda afraid...*scoots away slowly as to not draw attention* |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2107 Joined: 4 Nov 2007 |
Afraid of what? There's nothing wrong with two men playing a deadly game of gay chicken. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2026 Joined: 7 Mar 2008   |
i'm more in shock over a girl who won't watch a couple guys making out to prove how "straight" they are personally i'd rather go hit on the chick watching the guys prove how "straight they are" well after asking her what they're doing and laughing at them. i kinda look at it like the male moose who make a rut and fight one another as the weaker ones mate with the females around the edge watching them. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1258 Joined: 29 Dec 2007  |
Hey that my thing! The game will only work if both you and your, *cough* "friend" are homophopes. But that begs the question of why you are playing. But my friend jack would win hands down, even when playing with a real gay guy. I can't decide if ths will be locked or not, nothing too bad in it and we're all adult-ish, but the chance is very high. Edit: Why don't we just make this thread: I can make that even worse.
Sorry but now i've got "that's what she said" syndrome. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2913 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | Right... are you under the influence of any substances Ultrajoe? PS: I don't think anyone'll want to play this game with me... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1125 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 | I still think the chicken with cars and tires is manlier... Apologies abound |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2268 Joined: 3 Apr 2008   | i feel sick, this is so wierd of course if the urge arises i do go to an all boys school but still nooooo |
The Off-topic has gotten a little political of late, a little morbid and a little verbose, so heres my blissfully inappropriate contribution.
Gay Chicken, grab a heterosexual friend of the same sex, and go in for the slow-kiss... first one to pull out before lip-to-lip contact is the winner. The rules are simple, no pain or tickling of the opponent, no pulling of the head towards yours, and once you pull away, you have lost.
Most guys think this is easy, but the trick is the same as Car Chicken, convince that fool-boy that you are willing to crash (so to speak) more than you are willing to lose, its a game of skill and technique:
And the golden rule: If you Kiss, your not a winner or a loser, you are just gay.
I Am King Of Gay Chicken, and here to help you are some tips and tricks from the master himself.
The Touch:
Nothing says, you cant escape like a hand around the back of their head, of a nipple stroke, tickling and pinching is against the rules, but brush the tips of your fingers over the nipple and that son of a bitch will run screaming.
The Eyes Have it:
Close them, slowly, with your eyes rolling, about 6 inches out, its wonderful, shudder as you do so, he wont know what hit him.
The Moan:
Must i explain?
The Tongue:
Make your mouth-monster do flips, as he stares down the barrel of the twisting hydra, he wont have any choice but to pull away, almost nooone can stop this assault of erotic lip-filps, combine with one or more of the above and you will see the back of his head before long.
Be Gay:
It helps if you are using Gay Chicken to get some action on the side, so for the fashion police out there, this game is like Christmas come early.
I hope this helps you triumph over your foe, but i must ask...
Have you played? Would you/could you play and if you did... would you win?
And for the punters out there, am I gay? ive left that ambiguous for a reason, that and the title give license for the clever out there to go nuts with the gay jokes. Hope this has been a pleasant break from the world-saving that goes on around here.