Sort out where my stuff's going, make sure the cat's looked after, write my last message "So long and thanks for all the games", then just go to sleep.

Nah, soddit, leave a suicide note saying "Jack Thompson made me do it."

Larenxis:

PurpleRain:

Larenxis:
...and jaywalk.

I am shocked and appalled! You will spend your last hours in shame!

Psh, all the cool kids are doing it.

If all the cool kids walked off a cliff would you do it?

smallharmlesskitten:
Purplerain will be to busy to pilot the bomber though........i mean wont he, unless hes really quick

God, I am busy when I die. Bomb the Vatican with Khell, tell Larenxis off for Jaywalking and Masterbate furiously until I break a nerve and live out my last hours in pain.

The_root_of_all_evil:
Nah, soddit, leave a suicide note saying "Jack Thompson made me do it."

That would leave some great political ripples. You never fail to crack me up.

I would sit on the beach and try to beat Fire Emblem (Blazing Blade) one last time. It's the game that got me into gaming, so one last playthrough would be nice. If I beat it early, I would switch to Call of Duty 4.

PurpleRain:

Larenxis:

PurpleRain:

Larenxis:
...and jaywalk.

I am shocked and appalled! You will spend your last hours in shame!

Psh, all the cool kids are doing it.

If all the cool kids walked off a cliff would you do it?

Wake up, dude. Traffic lights and assigned pedestrian crossings are just how the government enslaves the masses, man! Because if we all realised we could cross the road wherever we wanted we might realise we could do whatever we wanted!! We'd have sex, drugs and rock and roll, vote independent and demonstrate in the streets, man!!
I watch too much That 70s Show (Hyde is awesome)...
Also, I jaywalk as a matter of principle. Traffic statutes are rules put in place for our safety. I cross when I've checked myself that I'm safe, and if I decide I'm safe before the green man agrees that's no skin off my nose. When petty rules are in direct conflict with my own common sense I go with my common sense.

Saskwach:

PurpleRain:

Larenxis:

PurpleRain:

Larenxis:
...and jaywalk.

I am shocked and appalled! You will spend your last hours in shame!

Psh, all the cool kids are doing it.

If all the cool kids walked off a cliff would you do it?

Wake up, dude. Traffic lights and assigned pedestrian crossings are just how the government enslaves the masses, man! Because if we all realised we could cross the road wherever we wanted we might realise we could do whatever we wanted!! We'd have sex, drugs and rock and roll, vote independent and demonstrate in the streets, man!!
I watch too much That 70s Show (Hyde is awesome)...
Also, I jaywalk as a matter of principle. Traffic statutes are rules put in place for our safety. I cross when I've checked myself that I'm safe, and if I decide I'm safe before the green man agrees that's no skin off my nose. When petty rules are in direct conflict with my own common sense I go with my common sense.

Only on the Escapist can you find a deep and meaningful debate about jay Walking. In my town it is literally impossible to not jay walk. The little Green man dies before you have time to cross the road. I feel like a criminal for walking home.

Hmm, if I had 48 hours to live...

Option 1 would be to get absolutely strung out on Absinthe and narcotics, commandeer a hall somewhere and have the biggest party/gig/rave in history, get it on with as many womenfolk as possible, set fire to a couple of buildings, and to cap it all, steal a Harley Davidson, dowse myself in petrol, light up and go roaring off the edge of a bib bridge somewhere.

Option 2 would be listening to Tangerine Dream in a secluded spot in the forest where I used to live, whilst writing my last thoughts and memoirs and watching the sun set and the stars come out.

PurpleRain:

God, I am busy when I die. Bomb the Vatican with Khell, tell Larenxis off for Jaywalking and Masterbate furiously until I break a nerve and live out my last hours in pain.

PurpleRain's gonna die as he lived....wait, you're no bomber pilot!

Frankly...I'd go down fighting. Not in the sense of *go on a killing spree*, I mean I would do EVERYTHING in my power to fight against these "circumstances" you were talking about that were killing me. You thought I'd just accept my death at someone else's convience? I'm not ready to die just yet.

...were I ready, I think I'd spend the entire time in a nice park. Reflecting, thinking, speaking to whoever wanted to talk.

Larenxis:

PurpleRain:

Larenxis:
...and jaywalk.

I am shocked and appalled! You will spend your last hours in shame!

Psh, all the cool kids are doing it.

They just upped the fines for that here... It's like $250 and the cops are everywhere looking for jaywalkers... F**K real crime, that kid just crossed the road at an unmarked location.

I'd get put into suspended animation untill there is a cure for death :)

In those 48 hours I would very likey scream alot, then accept it and start throwing bricks at windows

I'd up my insurance policy so my girlfriend and our to be born child would be taken care of. I'd spend some time taping some video for my girlfriend and our child to watch on their respective birthdays to remember me by. I wouldn't sleep. I would go do something that would make my girlfriend really happy, probably drive somewhere nice and watch the stars and the sun come up together...

Would write letters to a lot of people letting them know exactly what they meant to me.

And that's about it.

I reinact Crank, except with better acting.

I would play a bit more GTA (to piss you off), go on a killing spree, have sex with many women, get high then get drunk. Then the last thing I would do is pluck up the corage to off my self with a grenade in front of a hospital, just to make everyone feel helpless and ill to a further extent. Oh, before that I would ask god to repent my sins to get a place in heaven.

If I am too much of a pussy for all that I would pretend to be V and run around the streets naked.

For your sakes hope I dont get cancer.

Anarchemitis:
And if you have anger or rage that would be exposed, please justify other than whims. Khell, why would you blow up the Vatican? I mean what the crap!?

My normal hatred of religion aside, any faith that preaches peace, love, and understanding, and then elects a Hitler Youth member to be its highest member... KILL IT WITH FIRE! For all the countless religious wars, persecution, and child molestation the Roman Catholic church has inflicted on the world, I think two or three MOABs are long overdue. And on topic to the thread, should my life be ending I wish to bestow freedom and peace on the world by ending their tyrannical rule. Also, I always wanted to try flying a Warthog, they just look so FUN.

I've got a list:

1. Fly to the Vatican. I'm going to slap the Pope during Mass. When it comes to God, I'm getting the last laugh on that. I might even steal his hat if I can run fast enough.

2. If I'm able to escape the Swiss Guard, I'll promptly remove my clothes and then go back to harass the Pope.

3. This will pretty much repeat itself until I either get caught or decide running from police isn't fun anymore. If I'm able get bored of blasphemy, I'll try to make my way to the nearest elementary school and commit suicide in a very messy way while the kids are on the playground at recess. I'm going to want to leave an impact on future generations. Nothing gets you famous faster than traumatizing the young.

John Galt: Why not recruit children to go and harass the Pope with you? Less traumatizing, more awesome. But first buy them all red shoes to kick him with.

Make a move on my HOT boss!!!

nilpferdkoenig:

TheNecroswanson:
Killing spree. Pure and simple. I'm going to die. So, I shall be paradropped in ethiopia and begin my massacre with an M-4.
In the immortal words of Andross, "Those tin cans are no match for me"- I mean, "If I go down I'm taking you with me!"

Your gonna die anyhow, probably somewhere around 80 years old. Why not go on a killing spree now?

I would try to get Slash to cut his autograph into my guitar with a knife.

Because then I would be doing alot of unwanted jail time. And if anyone is going to be making decisions about my sexuality, I'd like to be the one in control. Wink.

I'm sorry but to all those people who are going on about finally expression love or saying sorry you need to do that NOW. not wait until you die. Live with no regrets people. I demand that you all own up and act like you have a pair! (o0o I so called you all out, hehe)

I would just be with my friends and family. Perhaps go on a walkabout as Mick did in Crocodile Dundee. Go into the forest/jungle and just never come back. Seeing the world is something I've always wanted to do but never had the time nor the money to do it. (Should take my own advice huh?) >.<'

^_^

Tunaphish6:

Khell_Sennet:

Larenxis:

PurpleRain:

Larenxis:
...and jaywalk.

I am shocked and appalled! You will spend your last hours in shame!

Psh, all the cool kids are doing it.

They just upped the fines for that here... It's like $250 and the cops are everywhere looking for jaywalkers... F**K real crime, that kid just crossed the road at an unmarked location.

It's only considered jaywalking if you impede traffic while doing it. In reality, you can do it at any corner-to-corner and it still wouldn't be considered jaywalking, regardless of any indicated crosswalks........

I'm pretty certain in Alberta you can get busted for jaywalking even if there's no traffic. We're stupid that way... Doubly so when you consider this city is horribly understaffed in the police force, so cops wasting their time with minor tort-law offenses when criminal acts go uninvestigated... My friend had her car stolen, joyride'd, and smashed. Fingerprints all over the car, BLOOD in the car, no investigation. The foreman at my work, his wife's car was broken into then set on fire, fingerprints could have been recovered from items they tossed out of the vehicle, no investigation. Grand theft and arson and the cops don't give two shits, but they're all gung-ho over the new jaywalking law.

Halo jump into Russian borders high in the Mountains, from there I would use my survival skills and sneak through the forest guarded by Russian soldiers all heavily armed, cross a rope bridge rescue a scientist take out an elite group of soldiers, climb over a mountain and infiltrate a Russian fortress blow up a super weapon and escape a army of pissed off Russian soldiers on a bike through the forest and escape in a plane parked on a lake. Ok so maybe I would get shot at the rope bridge but hey I gave it a shot

ps I know this is ALOT like MGS3 but who wouldn't give it a go with only 48 hours left to live.

talon92:
or maybe i would commandeer a space shuttle, launch myself into space and jump out the airlock...

Yes. That is exactly what I'd want to do. Realistically speaking, though, I'd have to settle for some guy's biplane with the keys still in the ignition. Then I'd fly over restricted military airspace and DO A BARREL ROLL! Then TRY A SOMERSAULT. Then get blown to hell. It'd save money on cremation.

For 1: Nothing gets into the Evil Lair, thousands of miles below the Earth's crust, no one can get in here except for that girl I met in Vegas thats keeps stalking me. Besides the only dangerous things in here is the Nuclear warhead and those Monsters I've been breeding. Hey, where'd that Phone Booth come from? Oh crud.

Well, with 48 hrs to live (Hypothetically) I'd probably get together with all the other members of the Order and do one last Ghost Hunters marathon. Or maybe another Stargate: Atlantis or Doctor Who marathon (the 70's one is better than '07 sorry David Tennant, Tom Baker wins every time)

And Khell, stop trying to steal my Stealth Bomber, I thought the barbed wire and shock fence were a deterrent, and NO you cant borrow the Death Star. OK, after I'm dead you can use it but not before. And besides, Purple is getting the Evil Lair anyway. At least He would USE it.

Take up smoking cigars
get all my affairs in order, say goodbye
the OP said no videogames, but i reckon i would take 5 minutes to log on and say goodbye to a few guildmates too
I wouldnt do anything suicidal like jump out of a plane in case whoever told me i was going to die got it wrong.

Lord_Ascendant:

And Khell, stop trying to steal my Stealth Bomber, I thought the barbed wire and shock fence were a deterrent, and NO you cant borrow the Death Star. OK, after I'm dead you can use it but not before. And besides, Purple is getting the Evil Lair anyway. At least He would USE it.

For the last time, I'm not AFTER your stealth bomber, I just trying to siphon out some jet fuel... You know how much that shit costs at the pump?

Well i would try to go out with a bang. I was thinking random crime/killing spree but that will take 20 howers tops and then im in some doo doo for the last few howers of my life so i have come up with this full proof plan.

I would first go up to buckingham palace steal one of the guards hats (lets see him stand there now) and if he shoots me then mission accomplshed(ish). Then make my escape sharpish head to the grenwich obsevetory and set it on fire and at that point if the po po are on my ass then i would jump over that barricade down the huge hill hopefully die by landing a bit oddly. But if the police arn't after me then i would head up to the monument head up spend the night around there and jump off the top in the morn. Fun.

I'd forget that I was dying and probably read some posts on the Escapist, realize that i was dying and end up needing to take a dump for the last few minutes or so....

I am going to bring up something that I saw in a thread like this a couple of years ago. This is especially for the people that want to break some laws. When you die, the world doesn't end. You leave people behind, and even if your actions don't affect you, they will affect someone.

Sorry if this damages the conversation, but it just is something to think about.

I would probably not do anything different... scratch that, I'd go back to that tree I... well, I think I've mentioned the story enough...
I'd get my belongings sorted out between friends and family. Try to make it a full 9 months without beating the Wookie in my pants. Couple of people that need a good hit. You know, I've never really had that big a deal with death. Heck sometime I'm literally getting the wrong people pissed off just so I have the possibility of dying. Since I never had a girlfriend theres nobody for me to talk to about that stuff...

EDIT: And hang around here for the last few minutes. Gotta see how the Troll slaying ends.