Lolz... The Ring... Robot Chicken's dating service parody on The Ring was SO funny.

Say goodbye to my mum, dad, bro, nan and grandad.
Scrap and delete my WoW character (I know, it's a video game, but I put so much time into him I wouldn't want anyone else to do it).
Make sure there's nothing in my room that I wouldn't want anyone to find. I wouldn't want anything to ruin my memory :P.

And cos I like games so much, I'd have alternate endings.
Good: I'd die laying on my bed, listening to 'How To Save A Life' by The Fray, 'All Good Things' by Nelly Furtado, and/or 'Chasing Cars' by Snow Patrol.
Evil: I'd walk up to the biggest guy on the street and punch him, hopfully timing it so he hits me back just as I'm dying. The doctors will know it was the illness that killed me, but it'd totally freak him out >:).

I'd like to think it would be something cool...but I'd probably just spend it explaining to everyone I know that I'm going to die but it's ok. Don't think I beleive in an afterlife so I wont be the one dealing with it. I think that would be enough for me, I don't currently live a horribely repressed life so I wouldn't die regretting much. Why does everyone say sex anyway? Is this a subconscious evolutionary need to spread your seed before it's too late or what?

Spread the horrible horrible disease i contracted by having sex with a drunk gorilla. You know the one im talking about Super AIDS. Then people would remeber me, the guy gave the world Super Aids.

Darth Mobius:

Sexual Harassment Panda:
I'd like to think it would be something cool...but I'd probably just spend it explaining to everyone I know that I'm going to die but it's ok. Don't think I beleive in an afterlife so I wont be the one dealing with it. I think that would be enough for me, I don't currently live a horribely repressed life so I wouldn't die regretting much. Why does everyone say sex anyway? Is this a subconscious evolutionary need to spread your seed before it's too late or what?

Well, for Jallil and myself (I think I can speak for my girlfriend on this one...) it is one last way to tell each other we love each other before we die... That one last good memory before the world comes crashing down as our lives are torn apart by the death of our loved one...

It's the ONLY way to die. That way you and the person you are with know that you'd rather die with them, doing something that I used to hold Sacred (Still do but, sadly, I dont think some people will believe me) and would only do with the one I love. At least when you died, you'd have one last moment of bliss. And besides if you finished before your time of death (unlikely if the guy is a god, and if your a guy with a girl a goddess. Which my boyfriend definetly ranks God status) You could always just snuggle into the other persons arms and go in your sleep. It's painless, and you'll both be dead. No one would know but you what you did in your final moments. They can guess and speculate, but they will never know for certain.

Jallil Vlos:

Darth Mobius:

Sexual Harassment Panda:
I'd like to think it would be something cool...but I'd probably just spend it explaining to everyone I know that I'm going to die but it's ok. Don't think I beleive in an afterlife so I wont be the one dealing with it. I think that would be enough for me, I don't currently live a horribely repressed life so I wouldn't die regretting much. Why does everyone say sex anyway? Is this a subconscious evolutionary need to spread your seed before it's too late or what?

Well, for Jallil and myself (I think I can speak for my girlfriend on this one...) it is one last way to tell each other we love each other before we die... That one last good memory before the world comes crashing down as our lives are torn apart by the death of our loved one...

It's the ONLY way to die. That way you and the person you are with know that you'd rather die with them, doing something that I used to hold Sacred (Still do but, sadly, I dont think some people will believe me) and would only do with the one I love. At least when you died, you'd have one last moment of bliss. And besides if you finished before your time of death (unlikely if the guy is a god, and if your a guy with a girl a goddess. Which my boyfriend definetly ranks God status) You could always just snuggle into the other persons arms and go in your sleep. It's painless, and you'll both be dead. No one would know but you what you did in your final moments. They can guess and speculate, but they will never know for certain.

Aww that was touching. It brang a tear to my eye.

Hmmm?

Strange question, I'd have to go for the "See how many gigabytes of porn you could download in 48 hours."

More logically, I'd just sit on my arse and wait for the next Zero Punctuation, even though I'd die before that.

Write as much of my philosphy, and give it to someone who would understand it.

Record as much music as I can.

Make amends.

Spend all the money I have to reach these two goals.

I'd take a standardised IQ test to once more verify my vast intellect :D. Then I'll go to a sperm bank, whack off until I can whack off no more, and send in my test results along with a brief self description.

I'd rent or buy a classic motorcycle, strap on my guitar, and I'd travel south, paying a brief visit to any old acquaintances I might remember on the way.

I'd look for a biker bar for a game of cards and a few beers. At the end of the evening I'd call everyone on my cellphone for a random chat.

The next day I'd spend most of my afternoon riding further south. I should be in France by then (I'm Dutch), so I'd try and find a nice park, where I will write a song titled "The story of awesome ol' me".

An hour before my death I'd take a picture of myself, titled "luvya.jpg", and send it to my entire e-mail list, plus any addresses I might remember but deleted a while back. Also the sperm bank.

The last thing I'll do is call my dad to tell him to finish writing his damn book.

Khell_Sennet:

Lord_Ascendant:

And Khell, stop trying to steal my Stealth Bomber, I thought the barbed wire and shock fence were a deterrent, and NO you cant borrow the Death Star. OK, after I'm dead you can use it but not before. And besides, Purple is getting the Evil Lair anyway. At least He would USE it.

For the last time, I'm not AFTER your stealth bomber, I just trying to siphon out some jet fuel... You know how much that shit costs at the pump?

You could have asked me for the fuel, I wasted time and effort on building that Oil Siphon years ago as part of my take-over-the-world plot. I'll see what I can do.

Anarchemitis:
Due to unknown, hypothetical and irreversible circumstances, you have exactly 48 hours until you die starting at 6am tommorow morning.

WHAT?! 48 HOURS?! Dear God, why would you do this to me?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! *Sobs uncontrollably and collapses in a puddle of tears, writhing pitifully and pathetically.*

Yeah, I'd pretty much just do that the whole time. Maybe in a really crowded place like the mall. Oh, and I'd have a camera with a live web feed focusing on me the entire time. And I'd invite everyone here to watch. Also I'd have my ex-girlfriend write my obituary.

I'd definitely have to go on a killing spree. I've already decided I hate the world, or at least, the human race. Stupid people, religious freaks...did i mention stupid people? Vatican would definitely be a good place to drop a bomb. If I could have access to the many nukes of the US military, I'd just bomb the crap out of everyone...jump start the fall of the human race. May sound morbid, but really, we've screwed up so much, I find the logic very, er, logical.

Lord_Ascendant:
You could have asked me for the fuel, I wasted time and effort on building that Oil Siphon years ago as part of my take-over-the-world plot. I'll see what I can do.

Ask? ASK!
Evil Overlords do not "Ask" for things... Like Klingons, Republicans, and the Greek Heroes of old, we TAKE... Even if taking something costs us more than asking or paying for it. Now if you all don't mind, I'm off to take some hotdogs from the local A&W.

Anarchemitis:
Due to unknown, hypothetical and irreversible circumstances, you have exactly 48 hours until you die starting at 6am tommorow morning.

Clever people would realize that tommorow never comes because it always becomes today.
Looks like everyone's going to live for much longe-[Ye be pwned by a grue]

Darth Mobius:
Yes, but if someone were to say that, Tomorrow would have a physical date at that point, and thus your semantics are lost to the implacable forces of time...

Unless you KILL Tomorrow....

I need to add that to my "Awesome things to do" list.

Yep... Done.

The Potato Lord:

Unless you KILL TOMORROW

But if we've learned anything from James Bond, tomorrow never dies

ThaBenMan:

The Potato Lord:

Unless you KILL TOMORROW

But if we've learned anything from James Bond, tomorrow never dies

No, It's just that people don't die on tommorrow because then tomorrow is today, or yester day or cake... I do so enjoy cake!

The Potato Lord:

ThaBenMan:

The Potato Lord:

Unless you KILL TOMORROW

But if we've learned anything from James Bond, tomorrow never dies

No, It's just that people don't die on tommorrow because then tomorrow is today, or yester day or cake... I do so enjoy cake!

but, THE CAKE IS A LIE! Don't tell me you didn't see that coming

ThaBenMan:

The Potato Lord:

ThaBenMan:

The Potato Lord:

Unless you KILL TOMORROW

But if we've learned anything from James Bond, tomorrow never dies

No, It's just that people don't die on tommorrow because then tomorrow is today, or yester day or cake... I do so enjoy cake!

but, THE CAKE IS A LIE! Don't tell me you didn't see that coming

Actually there really was cake, I just ate all of it before anyone else found it.

(It was lemon)

ThaBenMan:

but, THE CAKE IS A LIE! Don't tell me you didn't see that coming

Pie!

Khell_Sennet:

Lord_Ascendant:
You could have asked me for the fuel, I wasted time and effort on building that Oil Siphon years ago as part of my take-over-the-world plot. I'll see what I can do.

Ask? ASK!
Evil Overlords do not "Ask" for things... Like Klingons, Republicans, and the Greek Heroes of old, we TAKE... Even if taking something costs us more than asking or paying for it. Now if you all don't mind, I'm off to take some hotdogs from the local A&W.

Lol, but seriously. I'm running out of Daleks to patrol the perimeter. Please stop covering them with peanut butter. Its playing havoc with their onboard computers. Its surprising they haven't shot you yet...........I guess their targeting systems are off whack.

hmm. tell both people i dont hate that i am dying. then wack off in a sperm bank, followed by going home and either erasing all porn, or B downloading all i can in 48 hours to set a record. then steal a bomber/tank or anything that makes a good BOOM and hit the vatican, CoS HQ. then party, get EVERY STD i can get from people, prostitutes and all that, try every drug known to man. then write my will giving my money and shit away to friends or charity, and sell what i dont give away and buy explosives or gasoline and the best car i can rent. then go find a huge ramp or something to go drive off while yelling LEERRRROOYYYYYY JENNKINNNSSSS at the top of my lungs, 30 seconds before i die. or same thing with sky diving and no parachute.

if I was to die in 2 days, there would be a few things, I would do.

First, Get a weapon, preferable a fire arm, get a few specific people who have made my life hell in my younger years.

Second, using the same weapon, and without cleaning, go to a department store, and just walk around stealing random things, while leaving I will fire off all remaining rounds.

Third contact a lawyer to have all of my personal belongs diveded betweent he two people I care most about.

Fourth Find both of them, tell the first(jamie a guy) that he's my best mate and that I love him, in a platonic friend way.

Fifth and final, Find my other friend nicole, tell her I love her and either leave and end it away from people( I want the control), or I would simply stay with her and just be my irritable, emotional self, and if I could die with a single kiss.

Or if it was later in life and I had access to clean hookers and a tank, I would seal up the tank, have the hookers give me the best time of my life, and just start to drive in one direction until I was out of fuel. also the turret would have to wrok, cause that would be shooting off rounds in a random direction.

I would ... Find Justin Timberlake and then we will have only 4 minutes to save the world.

This thread makes me think of that bash quote.
"If you had 48 hours to live what would you do?"
"You mean who would I rape"

I'd go into denial.

First of all, I'd panic. probably for several hours.

Ideally, someplace with a load of people I know and love would get attacked by terrorists and I would manage to save the day, having been shot repeatedly diving in front of the girl I love and then followed by staggering to my feet, and heatbutting the terrorist to death. Then dying in the arms of the girl I love, even though she doesn't know it.

I wouldn't tell her. I mean, jesus christ, how guilty would that make her feel? (More than already)