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Darth Mobius
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I heard it was good... Hell, I liked all three X-Men movies... Most die hard comic fans said they were shit, and I liked the Spiderman Movies, too...

Melaisis
Gone Gonzo
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Midnight Voyager:

Melaisis:
The Island - Bay gets too much hate; but the movie had Sean Bean FFS!

That one is Plagiarized. As. HELL.

Sean Bean!

I also adored Shoot 'Em Up. However, a film student friend of mine also liked it. I think that makes it okay.

It was a Clive Owen circlejerk. I think it was his mental recovery from Children of Men; which was overly serious, despite being one of my favourite movies of all time. It made sense that after such an epic tale of struggle and hardship he should do something more fun but equally gutsy.

Anyway!

The only one I can think of is Meangirls.

It was really good. John Tucker Must Die let the studio down, but I think because it was needlessly sexy and - sigh - 'scandalous' in parts.

Episode Three

It had absolutely atrocious acting and some of the weirdest dialogue I've ever seen:

"PADME I FINK U MITE DYE AFTA A TEN-SECOND DREAM SEQUENCE!"
"O NOEZ ANKIE!"
"KK."

Although the little confrontation at the end before Anakin and Ben have a little tussle did save the film, in all honesty. It was a really good piece of drama! I still think that Ewan McGregor really carried the whole first trilogy.

avykins
Press Junketeer
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Joined: 8 May 2008

Demolition Man. Has the depth of a spoon...
Also any musical. I just love musicals. ><

The_root_of_all_evil
Gone Gonzo
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avykins:
Demolition Man. Has the depth of a spoon...
Also any musical. I just love musicals. ><

Musicals are cool. South Park and Avenue Q especially; but I'm a huge Phantom fan.

And Demolition Man is cool as hell. Sandra Bullock is cute personified.

GrimRox
Copy Clerk
Posts: 108
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

Strafe Mcgee:

Iffypop:
Starship Troopers is nothing to be ashamed of. It's satirical in so many ways, even the crappiness of it.

I don't think there are any films that I secretly enjoy whilst pretending not to...

Although I suggest everyone watches a film called 'Haggard'.

Is that the one where Martin Clunes gets flown to the top of the country at the end of his stag night?

No, Haggard is the Bam Margera movie. It's pretty funny if you like CKY.

Arcticflame
Copy Clerk
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Joined: 7 Nov 2006

Melaisis:
I still think that Ewan McGregor really carried the whole first trilogy.

Interesting, I'm of the opinion he butchered it.

avykins
Press Junketeer
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Joined: 8 May 2008

The_root_of_all_evil:
Musicals are cool. South Park and Avenue Q especially; but I'm a huge Phantom fan.

I have always wanted to see Avenue Q but could never find a decent vid of it. The evil dead musical is hilarious tho the funniest bit is I saw on some site that in 2009 they are going to make a movie version of it, so thats a movie of a musical based off a movie...

Demo man is just soo fun and mindless I can watch it over and over and still not get bored tho I would give alot just to find out one thing. How the hell those damn seashells work. ><

Oh and The Notebook. Went into that movie expecting to mock it for being utter crap but it brought tears to my eyes so I guess it wins.

Larenxis
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 13 Dec 2007

Melaisis:
On a related note; a movie I don't want anyone (on the Internet!) to know I didn't like:

2001: A Space Odyssey:

It. Dragged. On!

Finally! I hated it. Hated. If I wanted to watch stuff move around in slow motion in space, I'd... well I just wouldn't. Gah! Why does everybody like it? I like pretentious arty films, and I didn't like this.

As to movies I like, but don't want to say: Pride & Prejudice. The newest one. It's really pretty... And perhaps Grandma's Boy, but I only neglect to tell some people.

ThaBenMan
Pulitzer Laureate
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Joined: 6 Mar 2008

Larenxis:
... And perhaps Grandma's Boy, but I only neglect to tell some people.

I LOVE Grandma's Boy! I can understand not admitting to it though, there is sort of a stigma attached to it, not sure why.

And also Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny! A lot of people call them metal poseurs, but I think they're great.

fix-the-spade
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 681
Joined: 25 Feb 2008

Steven Seagal films, all of them.

PedroSteckecilo
Gone Gonzo
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Kate and Leopold

I have an unhealthy man-crush on Hugh Jackman (also Christian Bale, so The Prestige really threw me for a loop)

PedroSteckecilo
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ThaBenMan:

And also Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny! A lot of people call them metal poseurs, but I think they're great.

They're not metal poseurs, they're folkalicious mock rockers! I didn't think liking Tenacious D was anything to be ashamed of though... maybe at work because of all the swearing but still.

Sib
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Joined: 22 Dec 2007

I concur with starship troopers, although alot of people liked that, didnt they?
Star wars ep2, i didnt like 1 but nobody did hehe
Epic Movie :( It's a sin isnt it?

Melaisis
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 9 Dec 2007

Arcticflame:

Melaisis:
I still think that Ewan McGregor really carried the whole first trilogy.

Interesting, I'm of the opinion he butchered it.

He has a really strange method of acting, I think. People either tend to love it or hate it; like a serious sort of Seagal figure.

thebobmaster
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Joined: 28 Nov 2007

PedroSteckecilo:

ThaBenMan:

And also Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny! A lot of people call them metal poseurs, but I think they're great.

They're not metal poseurs, they're folkalicious mock rockers! I didn't think liking Tenacious D was anything to be ashamed of though... maybe at work because of all the swearing but still.

Long a** f***ing time ago, in a town called Kickapoo...

Voodoo Child
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Joined: 13 Dec 2007

avykins:
The evil dead musical is hilarious tho the funniest bit is I saw on some site that in 2009 they are going to make a movie version of it, so thats a movie of a musical based off a movie...

Hairspray is the same. Also, Footloose, as you may know was made into a musical, and (I think) is in the works to be remade as a movie-musical.

babyblues
Beat Writer
Posts: 137
Joined: 22 Apr 2008

I can't really say I'm ashamed of liking the movies I do, but if you mean "Movies that you like that mostly everyone thinks is shit", then I have a list.

Waterworld
Transformers
the Tomb Raider movies
Star Wars I-III
Daredevil
Down With Love
The Island
And probably some more, but I can't think of any more right now.

defcon 1
Muckraker
Posts: 321
Joined: 3 Jan 2008

Silent Hill
Dragon Wars
Tomb Raider
Star Wars I-III

EDIT: I regret admitting that I like the Animatrix.

Midnight Voyager
Paperboy
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Joined: 7 Jan 2008

Augh, I'm sorry. I can't care if there's good acting or anything in it. The Island is agonizingly plagiarized. It's horrifying obvious if you've ever seen the old movie. I can't give them credit for stealing someone else's idea, remaking it, and hoping that nobody had seen the old one. Just get the rights and give them the credit and put up your little disclaimer! It's not that difficult, really!

Go ahead, look for it. Granted, I saw it on MST3K, but still. It's CLONUS: The Parts Horror.

Namewithheld
Paperboy
Posts: 11
Joined: 30 Apr 2008

Dragonheart!

Big. Fuzzy. Dragon!

Also, Starship Troopers is FTW, anyone who doesn't "get" it must be sterilized for the good of the Federation.

Also...Treasure Planet >.<

The cyborg was cool! He had a cool cybernetic arm!

fyrh56
Copy Clerk
Posts: 113
Joined: 2 Apr 2008

"Flags of our fathers" and "Letters from Iwo Jima". I didn't even want to see flags of our fathers in the first place , but both films really got to me, especially Letters from Iwo Jima. I spent nearly the entire film scrounging up every ounce of manliness i had in me containing the tears and trying not break out crying in the middle of the theater.

thebobmaster
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 28 Nov 2007

Namewithheld:
Dragonheart!

Big. Fuzzy. Dragon!

Also, Starship Troopers is FTW, anyone who doesn't "get" it must be sterilized for the good of the Federation.

Also...Treasure Planet >.<

The cyborg was cool! He had a cool cybernetic arm!

....I thought I was the only person who likes Treasure Planet!

Larenxis
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 13 Dec 2007

Namewithheld:

Also...Treasure Planet >.<

It was quite bad. Now Muppet Treasure Island on the other hand...

144
Copy Clerk
Posts: 86
Joined: 25 Apr 2008

Here's one, I'm ashamed to admit, that I enjoyed immensely.

Final Fantasy: Advent Children

Chew on that for a while. What's ironic is that I'm saying this in a video game forum, which makes it all the more shameful.

FranicalFrazical
Beat Writer
Posts: 170
Joined: 5 May 2008

Don't know if you know this but in the UK Starship Troopers was loved I don't know about the States but it was named in a top ten films of the year.

Films I don't want people to know I like are:
Little Miss Sunshine (I cried during a bit in it :-/)
Godzilla (It's a childhood thing, plus Jean Reno is in it)
The first half of I am Legend before the crappy monsters

Namewithheld
Paperboy
Posts: 11
Joined: 30 Apr 2008

thebobmaster:

....I thought I was the only person who likes Treasure Planet!

I have found my TRUE BROTHER! [embrace]

Oh, another movie I really liked but no one else did: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, Across the Eight Dimension.

It's got Peter Weller, Christopher Lloyd, the bad guy from Highlander 1, Jeff Goldblum AND John Lithgow, who delivers the best line in cinematic history: "LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN, MONKEY-BOY!"

HalfShadow
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 569
Joined: 6 Dec 2007

By strict definition, if I don't want anyone to know I like a movie, why the hell do you think I'd tell you?

tthor
Beat Writer
Posts: 170
Joined: 9 Apr 2008

HalfShadow:
By strict definition, if I don't want anyone to know I like a movie, why the hell do you think I'd tell you?

...he's got a point

uhhguy
Anonymous Source
Posts: 2
Joined: 10 May 2008

Doom: First person sequence I loved.
Sponge bob squarepants(but only when put at 2x speed with the dialog still on.) They sound like they are on crack.

Darth Mobius
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3736
Joined: 26 Feb 2008

144:
Here's one, I'm ashamed to admit, that I enjoyed immensely.

Final Fantasy: Advent Children

Chew on that for a while. What's ironic is that I'm saying this in a video game forum, which makes it all the more shameful.

Dives behind a counter as he admits... I also never cared for Advent Children.... Just not my style I guess...

Portoparty
Paperboy
Posts: 45
Joined: 27 Feb 2008

That Digimon movie... I was young... and foolish... and I loved every second!

The_root_of_all_evil
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3460
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

Arcticflame:

Melaisis:
I still think that Ewan McGregor really carried the whole first trilogy.

Interesting, I'm of the opinion he butchered it.

Nah, Lucas butchered them and set back into the original to butcher them as well.

The_root_of_all_evil
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3460
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

Namewithheld:

Also, Starship Troopers is FTW, anyone who doesn't "get" it must be sterilized for the good of the Federation.

I 'get' the book, but the film was a insult to it because it didn't.

Godzilla (It's a childhood thing, plus Jean Reno is in it)

This was the thing, despite my national dislike of the French; Reno is a god in all films he touches.

dukethepcdr
Beat Writer
Posts: 164
Joined: 9 May 2008

I don't think I've ever told anyone this but I liked the Popeye movie/musical with Robin Williams in it. He's really funny in it. Normally, I hate musicals with a passion, but I liked that one.

While I was disapointed in the poor acting in the Star Wars prequels, I did like the lightsaber fights and spaceship fights. Those are really the best parts of all the Star Wars movies though. Liam Neeson, Christopher Lee and Samuel Jackson can act. I've seen them do it in other movies. It's a shame Lucas didn't let them in these movies. They probably got so sick of doing the same scenes over and over so the special effects guys could get all the measurements, readings, blocking etc right for their computer graphics that they said "screw it" and just spat their lines out woodenly. The CG characters like Watto and Yoda had more personality than the humans showed.

sicDaniel
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Joined: 30 Mar 2008

I liked Transformers. I read it often in this thread, didnīt know it was hated. Well maybe by fans of the old comics, i wasnīt into them, same as Spiderman, X-Men and all the other comics.

Also, Van Helsing.

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