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Press Junketeer  Posts: 398 Joined: 8 Oct 2007     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3454 Joined: 13 Feb 2008     |
I'd really like to; but I'm afraid, from my experience, it's about equal. Men are brutal, but women bring cruelty to new levels. And my gf agrees. I would ask one question though : Why is your body shape so important to you? Most decent men really couldn't give a stuff if you're waif-thin or rotund. Oh and don't say "I love you the way you are.", and then try to change us. I know you're doing it for our own good, but that's what our mum's do. :) |
Paperboy  Posts: 33 Joined: 7 Jan 2008    | That makes more sense. Damnit, Yahtzee, the vitriol is rubbing off on me. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 28 Jan 2008 | @ Monopoly Guy: Thongs =/= discomfort. Some girls can't stand them, others do. May I suggest not making assumptions? I know quite a few gamer chicks who LOATHE being pointed out as women. There are some others that LOVE being pointed out as women. It's really pick-and-choose, but pointing it out does make you sound like a tool regardless. Here are some questions for the wommin'-folk: 1) Any nurses or nursing students here? If so, do you find a guy in law enforcement interesting? I'm not asking to hook up, but it seems that the past 10 girlfriends I've had have either been nurses or in some field of medicine. It's getting a little...scary. 2) I know this varies from woman to woman, but I have to ask for opinion anyway: When hitting the G-spot, how soon is too soon? 3) Why is it (at least for a good deal of the time) that you may insinuate sexual encounters or interest in such, but the second that a guy points it out or offers, you immediately take offense as if only men thought about sex (by the way, guys, women think about sex LONGER...we just think of it more often)? It's annoying as all hell. 4) Again, this one's preference/opinion, but I've been getting several opinions from across the board: How long is too long when having sex? That's it for now. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3454 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 |
You'd be equally surprised at the amount of guys that get chronic spasms through rapid growth in their teens. And that's before we smash our heads open getting off buses, or trying to sit in some of those teensy seats. As a question to all the girls, have you ever played a man online and not given away your true gender? |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 7 Joined: 17 Jan 2008 | From what I've seen of this forum, there are quite a lot of females on here, and most of the males who use this forum aren't exactly your cliche "living-in-their-mothers-basement-playing-WoW-all-day" nerds either. For the record, most females who wear those ridiculously obtuse sunglasses are made of pure stupid. |
Paperboy  Posts: 50 Joined: 25 Mar 2008 | This is a perversion of nature. The secrets of Women were never meant for Mortal Men!! With that in mind, I present some theories from a man deeply interested and researched in the female mind (mostly to get sex (and avoid heart-ache/nagging), at least I'm honest about it)! :D The Sunglasses Gold Digging and the Alpha-Bastard Now, obviously, we don't live like Gorrilla's any more, not for a good 5000 years in some cultures, BUT if you think for one second that means we don't still think like the primitives in our sub-conscious animal minds (which therefore drives most of our actions), you're either the "we're better than animals because we're humans" arrogant bastard type, you're simply mistaken or haven't thought about it all that much. This, is why women look for "Real Men (of Genius)" who can handle themselves in a fight, don't have to fight for survival, or give them wild awesome sex. The female mind, in the same way it knows Chocolate is awesome, latches onto those feelings and looks for more of them in any partner they can find... If presented with the choice between a Friendly Nice-Guy, and a Strong Alpha-Bastard the decision is easy. A lesson I learnt growing up for certain! And, I don't want to discourage good guys at all, there is a way to be a Real Man (the Alpha-Man) for a woman, without being a Bastard, possibly the best thing a lady could hope for. Which leads us nicely onto... Talking to Women Of course, you also need to be an interesting person as far as your life goes... One track mind Fanboy's need not apply. Most normal Ladies don't want to hear about how awesome SSMB is (lol, Yatzhee's review was awesome) across the dinner table. =) If all else fails, you can just do what some guys do, and turn her into a topic of discussion. Tell her things even she doesn't know about herself. Telling a Girl She's Not Funny Pirates or Ninja's? Lulz, The above post was far too serious business! It's like a habit of mine. MUST BE PREACHY. What a noob. And on that note...
On behalf of sensible, lonely people everywhere, Number 1, Shut the fuck up. Much Love! ^_^ |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3734 Joined: 26 Feb 2008    | I wasn't bragging, have already apologized, if you bothered to look, and have no interest in continuing on about that post, so kindly leave it alone. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2358 Joined: 8 May 2008  | this is related to my first question, but when you do say you need a break, does it ever end up to actually BE a break? |
Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 28 Jan 2008 | @ Monopoly Guy: It's weird. Sometimes they mean it. Other times it's an excuse to wean down the relationship and dump our silly asses as soon as possible without as much hurt. At least in my experience. I gotta hear a woman's input on this as well. |
BANNED  Posts: 1618 Joined: 10 Apr 2007  |
The thing is, though, women look for men who can't handle themselves in a fight, barely feed themselves, and are horrible at sex. They're called musicians. In all seriousness, women really *don't* go for guys who can handle themselves in a fight. They go for men who can handle themselves in a leadership situation. Women don't go for the linebacker that sacks the quarterback--they go for the quarterback who runs the team, including the guys who are tougher than he is. The alpha male is very rarely the toughest or strongest member of a human male group. My guess is that somewhere along the line between when we diverged from other primates and 5,000 years ago, human beings developed alternate social structures that did not depend nearly as much on physical superiority as those found in our primate relatives. User was banned for: Poll: Girlfriend? or Boyfriend?. (7 days) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1851 Joined: 1 Feb 2008   |
Well, this is what my mother told me about why she wears thongs (yes, my mother tells me about her thong underwear, see the "Weird" thread for more details) and it makes a lot of sense. A lot of women's underwear had a tendency to ride up, so that the entire back gets all wedged into the ass-crack. Given the choice of wearing a narrow little thong that was designed to be a thong or wearing briefs that spontaneously decide to go thong, the first option is naturally more comfortable. Also, thongs do not show panty-lines through a woman's clothes.
Spasms of what sort? Women get growing pains, mostly with the widening of the hips, and boobs do not feel pleasant while growing in. I couldn't sleep on my stomach for 6 months when puberty hit. As to sizing, that's happening to everyone, the entire population is getting bigger (not just fatter) so the human size standards for things like seat width, which were established in the 40s, if I recall correctly, are way out of date. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1110 Joined: 29 Dec 2007  |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 172 Joined: 13 Mar 2008   | Again @ monopoly guy: the reasons depend entirely on the individual woman. Whenever I've said it in the past, it's because the amount of frustration in the relationship has built up to such a toxic point that I cannot perceive anything else. Some of my girlfriends, on the other hand, have used that same excuse as a way to sleep with other guys in a 'legal' way. There really is no blanket answer here; you have to use the personality, trustworthiness, values and goals of the individual as a guide. Here's a bit of a rubric, though: If the woman says she wants a break, and is evasive or tight-lipped about why, it's because she has either done something she wants to take the time to hide or wants to do something that she cannot justify doing while in a relationship. This type of person will not tell you what this is unless either they feel that absolutely no consequences will come of their spilling or they're trapped. If no answer is forthcoming, badger their friends. We get gossipy. Some things you just cannot get perspective on until you've slept alone in your own bed for a few nights. (I guess this means I'm reporting for question duty?) And regarding thongs: we wear them for the same reason we wear heels (which are, by the way, a dozen times over more uncomfortable than a good thong): they make our butts look good. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 8 Joined: 8 May 2008 | In response to the sunglasses thing: As a woman I have always hated large sunglasses. They make you look like a moronic alien trying to fit in with "popular" culture. I wore small lenses up until 4 years ago when I found out they were terrible for driving... the sun is a mean bastard who likes to penetrate my pupils from as many angles as possible. I find that sunglasses with a large lens generally have thick frames and arms that cut off the sun from pupil rape. So the reason some women wear them is for complete sun protection, but I bet most simply want to follow the latest trend. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 389 Joined: 20 Dec 2007 | I have a question though it may get me a response my brain will not understand and as a result my brain might move to Florida... Anyhoo. how do you manage to penetrate those nigh un-breakable Gossip walls that surround and comprise a majority of girls conversation to reach the presumably caramel center of actual conversation? |
Anonymous Source Posts: 3 Joined: 7 May 2008 | I'm gonna pick and choose the questions and probably most of them will be repeats but some of the questions are pretty funny. Why are girls only interested in money, and the guys who seem to be throwing their lives away by being in gangs, doing drugs, ect.? and why do girls always carry around purses. I just never got that? Can girls read our minds? When you say you want to take a break, do you really mean it or are you just saying that to make us feel better? How come women can be snarky at something another woman finds hilarious, yet they are both interested in the same things? 1) Any nurses or nursing students here? If so, do you find a guy in law enforcement interesting? I'm not asking to hook up, but it seems that the past 10 girlfriends I've had have either been nurses or in some field of medicine. It's getting a little...scary. 3) Why is it (at least for a good deal of the time) that you may insinuate sexual encounters or interest in such, but the second that a guy points it out or offers, you immediately take offense as if only men thought about sex (by the way, guys, women think about sex LONGER...we just think of it more often)? It's annoying as all hell. 4) Again, this one's preference/opinion, but I've been getting several opinions from across the board: How long is too long when having sex? Anyhoo. how do you manage to penetrate those nigh un-breakable Gossip walls that surround and comprise a majority of girls conversation to reach the presumably caramel center of actual conversation? |
Anonymous Source Posts: 8 Joined: 8 May 2008 |
Normally I don't, or can't. The fact is that those type of girls are like a completely different species and many of us cannot communicate with them on a normal level. Now that I think about it more, those type of girls don't even really have something I would call a conversation, since conversations are supposed to be meaningful or make sense. When I was younger I tried to fit in with those kind of girls in order to be "normal" instead of a tomboy, but honestly it takes way too much effort to try and decipher their language. There are different levels of them as well... some just say "like" way too often, so all you have to do is adjust your brain to block out every single "like". The rest of them use heavy slang and are completely hopeless. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 28 Jan 2008 |
GUYS: WE TALK GOSSIP TOO, DON'T DENY IT. Some more questions: 1) I had a girlfriend once that no matter what could not have a vaginal orgasm. I mean we tried EVERYTHING in the book. As of now we've broken up, but if I ever encounter that little fracas I want to go in a little more prepared. What can I do in that situation (other than clitoral orgasm, mind you). 2) My ex can't sleep in anybody's bed but her own. How can I get her out of that habit? (we're still into each other) Thanks for the answers. |
PROBATION  Posts: 1241 Joined: 3 Apr 2008  | how can you tell if a girl is a lesbian, boy have i managed to make that mistake twice User was put on probation for: 'Nation': Doing the impossible. (3 days) |
Anonymous Source Posts: 3 Joined: 7 May 2008 |
3. I'm not really sure what you're asking, it's either guys also have a double standard and when you bring that up you get crucified OR when you try to bring up the double standard for girls they crucify you. I'll try to answer both but I'm pretty sure it's the first one. As for the other option, that if you bring up the female double standard you get crucified, it'd probably be because you're not female so when you try to bring it up you once again are thought to be talking out of your ass. 4. If she wants to keep doing it, then keep doing it. Most females will, though not all, tell you when too much is too much. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 8 Joined: 8 May 2008 |
From what I have read, some women just cannot have a vaginal orgasm. In fact I think there were only about 20% of American women who could recall having a vaginal orgasm in a survey done a while ago. If you're experimental, vibrators and toys are the usual suggestions. However, I have heard that penis piercings (completely through piercings, not skin piercings)are highly effective. I doubt you'd want to go that extreme but I'm just passing on the info. Honestly some women just can't have that type of orgasm, so you should just sit down with your partner and ask them about it.
Maybe she should try moving familiar things from her own bed to a different one (ie. pillows, sheets, etc.)in order to trick her body into thinking she's in the same bed. I experienced this kind of problem when I was a kid... the objects thing worked, but maybe she could also try spending time on the different bed ahead of trying to sleep on it, in order to get a feel for the bed before she commits herself to sleeping. Something casual where she can lounge like reading or talking on the phone. |
Beat Writer Posts: 172 Joined: 13 Mar 2008 |
Mention you are. Either she will concur with you or she won't. |
PROBATION Posts: 1241 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | btw to the above i'm a guy and that question was so i dont embarras myself when i try and hit on them User was put on probation for: 'Nation': Doing the impossible. (3 days) |
Paperboy Posts: 34 Joined: 31 Dec 2007 | This is a question for solely a woman answerer I have recently tried for 3 different women, all turned me down So tell me, what is the best way to ask a girl out? I want to get out of my mother's god damn basement! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3826 Joined: 2 Dec 2007  | How do you get a girl into a threso... ok I'll stop there. Ah, I'm all out of questions. I think it's pretty simple most of the time. When they're not yelling at you for doing trivial things. I swear that duck wanted to be hugged! |
Anonymous Source Posts: 8 Joined: 8 May 2008 |
Ok when people design womans clothing they either don't have pockets or the pockets are too small. Woman like to carry around the basic needs. I carry a purse for my phone, pda, pen, chapstick, tampons (Always needed!!!!), hand sanitizer, and sometimes a small thing of lotion. can't carry all that in a pocket. Not to mention purses com in handy when sneaking food into movie theatres. Girls aren't all interested in money. I'm not. Im interested in a carrer cuz I'm not gonna support someone financially. Otherwise its charm and personality that makes me fall. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 398 Joined: 8 Oct 2007 |
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LOL Midnight I think he was referring to thongs...not tampons.
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