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36)   8 May 2008 16:55
Duck Sandwich
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conqueror Kenny:

TomNook:
sex

How are you alive then?

This reminds me of a Johnny Cash song, the one where the lyrics go
"Going down, down, down, in a BURNing ring of fire."

37)   8 May 2008 20:22
nilpferdkoenig
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My dick

User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown. (Permanent)
38)   8 May 2008 20:54
jonmcnamara
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Anarchemitis:
The Bible is a very useful thing indeed. And who could forget their towel.
And I've heard a very true and moving proverb that also subverses Christianity. (I don't care if I get banned or anything for loving God, you can't stop me)

"You'll die in 40 days without food. You'll die in 4 days without water. You'll die in 4 hours without a liver. You'll die in 4 minutes without air. You'll die in 4 seconds without love."

Just for clarity do you mean:
1. God is going to strike me down for not believing.
OR
2. You guys are gonna bust out the Inquisition gear again.

39)   8 May 2008 21:01
jonmcnamara
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I dont think I can live without the internet, books, my violin, or my hands.

If I lost my hands I would kill myself, they are the single most important body part I own. Losing your penis would suck, but in comparision to not being able to play an instrument, draw, write, or any of the daily activities you do. I mean sure you can learn to use other parts, but I would just be to depressed.

Your penis is only good for doing 1 thing, and I can live without it.

40)   8 May 2008 22:23
Khell_Sennet
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Dreamkllr:

Hmm.. I'm somewhat disturbed at the fact that you appear to know what rotten donkey anus tastes like. =P

What? I'm the ONLY person who's eaten at McDonalds?

41)   8 May 2008 22:33
conqueror Kenny
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Anarchemitis:

conqueror Kenny:

TomNook:
sex

How are you alive then?

Ooh, Burn! I can feel the heat from Here!

Duck Sandwich:
This reminds me of a Johnny Cash song, the one where the lyrics go
"Going down, down, down, in a BURNing ring of fire."

Sorry couldn't resist, it was just so easy.

42)   8 May 2008 22:40
Omnidum
Muckraker
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Myself. If I wasnt here, then I couldn't do all the awesome things in life.

43)   8 May 2008 22:43
Lukeje
Beat Writer
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Mitochondria...

44)   8 May 2008 22:48
John Galt
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Books. If i was illiterate, my life would suck. I don't mean illiterate in the sense that I didn't know how to read, but if I didn't want to read. I've spent so much of my time in books I don't know what I'd do with myself if I didn't have them. I might have even had to go outside at one point if it wasn't for them.

45)   8 May 2008 22:56
call me alo
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Simple pleasures. My some of my favorites are music,food, and a good convo from time to time. What would life be without them and who would want to live it?

46)   8 May 2008 23:51
Wormthong
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interesting things to do(see hear feel whatever you get my point) why well thats what i live for if i ever become some kind of monk or something i would probably find out the meaning of life is not being bored
oyea and most parts of my body i think itd realy suck to lose anything hand penis brains liver(most likely one to fail soon i hope theyl make an artificial one soon) you get my point

47)   9 May 2008 00:25
Anarchemitis
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jonmcnamara:

Anarchemitis:
...And I've heard a very true and moving proverb that also subverses Christianity. (I don't care if I get banned or anything for loving God, you can't stop me)

"You'll die in 40 days without food. You'll die in 4 days without water. You'll die in 4 hours without a liver. You'll die in 4 minutes without air. You'll die in 4 seconds without love."

Just for clarity do you mean:
1. God is going to strike me down for not believing.
OR
2. You guys are gonna bust out the Inquisition gear again.

I mean God loves you. Jesus loves you. I love you in a brotherly context, as do I to everyone I meet and see. This includes Joe too.

48)   9 May 2008 00:42
Spacelord
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Joined: 7 May 2008

Khell_Sennet:

Dreamkllr:

Hmm.. I'm somewhat disturbed at the fact that you appear to know what rotten donkey anus tastes like. =P

What? I'm the ONLY person who's eaten at McDonalds?

Edgyyyyyyy

49)   9 May 2008 00:53
Patronizing
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I could live without internet forums filled with irredeemable, illiterate morons like all of the people who have posted in this thread.

Yes, all of you. Go do something worthwhile. This is your wake up call, me reminding you that your opinions currently mean nothing and that this is a complete waste of time.

Maybe if you leave now, your opinions WILL mean something someday?

Oh wait, you're all staying in the forum, because you're lazy shut ins. How predictable.

50)   9 May 2008 00:57
Strafe Mcgee
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Patronizing:
I could live without internet forums filled with irredeemable, illiterate morons like all of the people who have posted in this thread.

Yes, all of you. Go do something worthwhile. This is your wake up call, me reminding you that your opinions currently mean nothing and that this is a complete waste of time.

Maybe if you leave now, your opinions WILL mean something someday?

Oh wait, you're all staying in the forum, because you're lazy shut ins. How predictable.

Toleration man, there are far worse threads than this one on the forum. This is pretty pointless but it's not doing any harm, so why be so aggressive about it?

51)   9 May 2008 01:00
Darth Mobius
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Troll?

User was put on probation for: HowTo: Talk to Girls. (3 days)
52)   9 May 2008 01:57
Sheppard
Paperboy
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The number 42. It's the meaning to life, as all who've read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series should know.

53)   9 May 2008 02:10
Sheppard
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Joined: 9 Apr 2008

Patronizing:
I could live without internet forums filled with irredeemable, illiterate morons like all of the people who have posted in this thread.

Yes, all of you. Go do something worthwhile. This is your wake up call, me reminding you that your opinions currently mean nothing and that this is a complete waste of time.

Maybe if you leave now, your opinions WILL mean something someday?

Oh wait, you're all staying in the forum, because you're lazy shut ins. How predictable.

Okay, dude, that's pretty offensive to everyone on this thread, because I'm sure not everyone on this is a shut in. And if you don't like it, why did you even write a post? If you wasted time doing this, than your just as much of a shut in as the rest of us. Don't act like you know better than us, because you don't, your just a dick who likes to insult random people. How about you log of of your profile right now.

54)   9 May 2008 02:21
thebobmaster
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The Escapist, this web RP I'm part of called MK Play, video games, anime

55)   9 May 2008 02:49
tthor
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Markness:
My laptop, if I didn't have this at my boarding school I'd probably have to resort to socialising.

0_0 lets hope none of us ever have to resort to that

56)   9 May 2008 03:01
bulletproof12
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FranicalFrazical:
Well first of my heart, lungs, brain and other major organs... I couldn't live without my hamster or my film collection... i'd be bored

what kind of film collection?

my list would be gum, towel, NON-dialup internet+computer, and fire....what doesnt fire make better?

57)   9 May 2008 03:13
Duck Sandwich
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Patronizing:
I could live without internet forums filled with irredeemable, illiterate morons like all of the people who have posted in this thread.

Yes, all of you. Go do something worthwhile. This is your wake up call, me reminding you that your opinions currently mean nothing and that this is a complete waste of time.

Maybe if you leave now, your opinion WILL mean something someday?

Oh wait, you're all staying in the forum, because you're lazy shut ins. How predictable.

You presumptuous little cock. "DURR, SOMEONE POSTS ON A FORUM, THAT MEANS THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING ELSE, HURF DURF." That's you. That's how dumb you sound.

I can live without irredeemable, illiterate morons like you.

Your opinion means nothing. Maybe if you leave now, your opinions WILL mean something someday?

Oh wait, you're spending all your time talking shit on forums, because you're a lazy shut in. How predictable.

See how your own stupidity works against you?

58)   9 May 2008 04:27
Darth Mobius
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Joined: 26 Feb 2008

Patronizing:
I could live without internet forums filled with irredeemable, illiterate morons like all of the people who have posted in this thread.

Yes, all of you. Go do something worthwhile. This is your wake up call, me reminding you that your opinions currently mean nothing and that this is a complete waste of time.

Maybe if you leave now, your opinions WILL mean something someday?

Oh wait, you're all staying in the forum, because you're lazy shut ins. How predictable.

yeah, I'm a lazy shut in because I spent five hours today outside helping my Mom's boyfriend re-landscape his parents back yard. Yep, I wasn't shoveling an assload of rocks and moving them all around the yard, I don't have my summer tan back despite the fact that it was only 60 degrees outside today, and you are right, I have never worked a hard day in my life, despite serving in the military and working on a buoy tender. You are right. I am SOOOooooo Fat and Lazy...

User was put on probation for: HowTo: Talk to Girls. (3 days)
59)   9 May 2008 04:42
Khell_Sennet
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2011
Joined: 25 Jan 2008

OOOh. I couldn't live without a troll-beating stick and WET brand lubricant...

What? It helps get the stick in so you can parade them around like a puppet.

60)   9 May 2008 05:02
Badabinski
Anonymous Source
Posts: 8
Joined: 7 May 2008

nilpferdkoenig:
My dick

Best laugh I've had all week. I'd have to agree.

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