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Press Junketeer  Posts: 485 Joined: 13 Dec 2007     | |
BANNED  Posts: 502 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 | My dick User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown. (Permanent) |
Anonymous Source Posts: 7 Joined: 4 Apr 2008 |
Just for clarity do you mean: |
Anonymous Source Posts: 7 Joined: 4 Apr 2008 | I dont think I can live without the internet, books, my violin, or my hands. If I lost my hands I would kill myself, they are the single most important body part I own. Losing your penis would suck, but in comparision to not being able to play an instrument, draw, write, or any of the daily activities you do. I mean sure you can learn to use other parts, but I would just be to depressed. Your penis is only good for doing 1 thing, and I can live without it. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2485 Joined: 25 Jan 2008     |
What? I'm the ONLY person who's eaten at McDonalds? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2915 Joined: 14 Jan 2008   |
Sorry couldn't resist, it was just so easy. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 388 Joined: 27 Mar 2008    | Myself. If I wasnt here, then I couldn't do all the awesome things in life. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 132 Joined: 6 Feb 2008 | Mitochondria... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1303 Joined: 29 Dec 2007  | Books. If i was illiterate, my life would suck. I don't mean illiterate in the sense that I didn't know how to read, but if I didn't want to read. I've spent so much of my time in books I don't know what I'd do with myself if I didn't have them. I might have even had to go outside at one point if it wasn't for them. |
Paperboy  Posts: 38 Joined: 8 May 2008 | Simple pleasures. My some of my favorites are music,food, and a good convo from time to time. What would life be without them and who would want to live it? |
Paperboy Posts: 34 Joined: 4 Jan 2008 | interesting things to do(see hear feel whatever you get my point) why well thats what i live for if i ever become some kind of monk or something i would probably find out the meaning of life is not being bored |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2677 Joined: 23 Dec 2007  |
I mean God loves you. Jesus loves you. I love you in a brotherly context, as do I to everyone I meet and see. This includes Joe too. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 79 Joined: 7 May 2008   |
Edgyyyyyyy |
BANNED Posts: 38 Joined: 7 May 2008 | I could live without internet forums filled with irredeemable, illiterate morons like all of the people who have posted in this thread. Yes, all of you. Go do something worthwhile. This is your wake up call, me reminding you that your opinions currently mean nothing and that this is a complete waste of time. Maybe if you leave now, your opinions WILL mean something someday? Oh wait, you're all staying in the forum, because you're lazy shut ins. How predictable. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 774 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 |
Toleration man, there are far worse threads than this one on the forum. This is pretty pointless but it's not doing any harm, so why be so aggressive about it? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3349 Joined: 26 Feb 2008  | Troll? |
Paperboy  Posts: 29 Joined: 9 Apr 2008 | The number 42. It's the meaning to life, as all who've read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series should know. |
Paperboy Posts: 29 Joined: 9 Apr 2008 |
Okay, dude, that's pretty offensive to everyone on this thread, because I'm sure not everyone on this is a shut in. And if you don't like it, why did you even write a post? If you wasted time doing this, than your just as much of a shut in as the rest of us. Don't act like you know better than us, because you don't, your just a dick who likes to insult random people. How about you log of of your profile right now. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 5398 Joined: 28 Nov 2007  | The Escapist, this web RP I'm part of called MK Play, video games, anime |
Beat Writer  Posts: 145 Joined: 9 Apr 2008 |
0_0 lets hope none of us ever have to resort to that |
Beat Writer Posts: 130 Joined: 28 Feb 2008 |
what kind of film collection? my list would be gum, towel, NON-dialup internet+computer, and fire....what doesnt fire make better? |
Press Junketeer Posts: 485 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 |
You presumptuous little cock. "DURR, SOMEONE POSTS ON A FORUM, THAT MEANS THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING ELSE, HURF DURF." That's you. That's how dumb you sound. I can live without irredeemable, illiterate morons like you. Your opinion means nothing. Maybe if you leave now, your opinions WILL mean something someday? Oh wait, you're spending all your time talking shit on forums, because you're a lazy shut in. How predictable. See how your own stupidity works against you? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3349 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 |
yeah, I'm a lazy shut in because I spent five hours today outside helping my Mom's boyfriend re-landscape his parents back yard. Yep, I wasn't shoveling an assload of rocks and moving them all around the yard, I don't have my summer tan back despite the fact that it was only 60 degrees outside today, and you are right, I have never worked a hard day in my life, despite serving in the military and working on a buoy tender. You are right. I am SOOOooooo Fat and Lazy... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2485 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 | OOOh. I couldn't live without a troll-beating stick and WET brand lubricant... What? It helps get the stick in so you can parade them around like a puppet. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 10 Joined: 7 May 2008 |
Best laugh I've had all week. I'd have to agree. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 81 Joined: 2 Apr 2008 | Friends, Music, Maths & Physics and of course my hands. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 69 Joined: 9 Jul 2008 | Since this is a videogame site on the Internet, and I'm a fan of Videogames and the Internet. I can't live without both :P |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 56 Joined: 2 Nov 2006  | Probably my Computer. |
Muckraker  Posts: 255 Joined: 7 Aug 2008 |
Are you kidding I have been living without love for many a year and you don't see me keeling over and dying |
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This reminds me of a Johnny Cash song, the one where the lyrics go
"Going down, down, down, in a BURNing ring of fire."