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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 717 Joined: 5 May 2008 | |
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Paperboy  Posts: 35 Joined: 30 Mar 2008 | I had a crush on that girl in sixth grade, but i was too shy to tell her, instead i told a buddy of mine about it. Of course he was not allowed to tell anyone. Of course he did it anyway. Two days later at school, a bunch of other girls and some boys were pointing at me, laughing and singing about how i had a crush on that girl. She was totally pissed, and i was terrified and unable to form any kind of deeper relationship to a girl until i was 18. Today, i sorted things out and everything works just fine with the ladies. e: So what´s your story? |
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Press Junketeer Posts: 399 Joined: 6 Feb 2008 | a female touched my leg inapproriately once. I had post traumatic stress disorder for a long time after that :-P |
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Paperboy  Posts: 36 Joined: 26 Apr 2008 | Last summer, I had a desperately awkward "encounter", if you will, with a girl (details will remain unspecified). |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 183 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 |
Cousins are legal. I was 17, on holiday in Spain, got chatting to this lass, really hot, nice body, decent rack blahblahblah, after about 4 days of hanging out, going to bars and crap, it turns out she's 12. I felt REALLY fucking wrong, even though nothing happened...... |
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BANNED  Posts: 502 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 |
Aw, sick, that almost like being a pedophile... User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown. (Permanent) |
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Press Junketeer Posts: 399 Joined: 6 Feb 2008 |
2nd cousin. First cousin is your parents sister's/brother's daughter which isnt so kosher |
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Beat Writer Posts: 218 Joined: 29 Dec 2007 | This thread is a lot worse than I was thinking it would be. I was thinking maybe lots of "Haha, good times" or "Maybe you had to be there"s. Really wish it was those. |
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Press Junketeer  Posts: 351 Joined: 2 Mar 2008 |
I'm not sure, but I think 2nd and 3rd cousins are also illegal. Not sure about that. Anyway, my worst run in with the opposite sex is just that, a run in. Not a crush. A girl who didn't like me, and who I didn't like, eventually got so pissed at me, for whatever reason, and threw a punch at me, hitting my shoulder (my back was turned). Well, I was not raised with the rule "Don't hit girls." I was raised with the much more gender-fair rule "Hit those who hit you." You can see where this is going. Anyway, I snap-kicked her shin (I had enough mind not to break her knee with a stomp-kick, thank you very much). She crumpled, her friends were horrified that I'd hit a girl, and I walked away. And then my teacher, who saw everything, scolded me for hurting someone, but let me off with a slap on the wrist, and the girl who hit me got in trouble for hitting me first. Not one of my prouder moments, especially because, naturally, everyone knew what had happened by the next day. (I was also trained by my Martial Arts teacher to treat all opponents the same. Assume they have a greater skill level then you, whether male or female. And so I do.) |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 8 Joined: 8 May 2008 | I once met a girl who was sortof cute so i kinda talked with her and such. And i could immediately tell she was a bit odd. But the better i got to know her ( that evening) the worse it got. She like... started touching me kinda inappropriately. I am not easily offended but it kindof made me uncomfortable. And she told me she had sex with a guy just because she was dared too. and she asked me if she should take of her shirt and show it around. I was kind of scared of her actually. I could tell she meant no harm.. but she was really really realllyyyy... crazy :p it was a while ago... But i kindof felt bad for her:( And! 1 night at a party i was a bit buzzed. So i felt like i was in a mood to go and socialize with people i didn't know. Because basically there where 2 big crowds at the party. And i felt like i wanted to bring em a bit together. So i walk over to a group of girls think it was 4 or 5 of em. And so they all look at me. And i introduce myself tell them my name and stick my hand out(to shake) and all of them look at me like.. wtf is he doing. and refuse to shake my hand! i was like :O wtf! you're at a party and won't even introduce yourself to a new person? And of course it felt insulting. But because i was kindof buzzed i just roared really loud "ey guys! they won't shake my hand!" and that kindof embarrassed them or something because after that they quickly shook it and they kindof wanted to go away. Felt like a good revenge.. muhahah I'm sure I've had allot more run ins.. these just off the top of my head. |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 127 Joined: 8 May 2008 | I had one, but then I realized the it wasn't funny or really embarrassing, just scarring. |
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Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 552 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 | I once had a run-in with a girl, (no details required), only to find out a couple of days later that she was 'kinda on a break... kinda' with her boyfriend. Who happened to be a crazy, junkie nutcase that knew where I lived. How I laugh. |
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Beat Writer Posts: 183 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 |
Nope, she was on holiday with her parents (as was I (fuck it, it was free)) didn't hang out with any of the other chicks there, and I met her in the fucking bar where she was drinking (legal age in spain is 16 AFAIK) so I figured she's gotta be at least 16. She acted mature, was into older stuff (how many fuckin' 12 year olds like Bon Jovi and Bryan Adams FFS?) so it completely threw me. lucky fucking escape....... |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1615 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 | I'll keep mine to myself thanks. There are somethings that you'd be glad not to know. |
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Paperboy  Posts: 25 Joined: 7 May 2008 | this one time i was at a big outdoor concert and there was this small but good looking girl the crowd was forcing me into the back of (like i minded lol) and she seemed to like it and we started exchanging teases, which was fine, but she started to like stroke my crotch with her hand or squeeze my ass which was when i started to feel a ltitle weird about it. then she starts trying to get her hands inside my jeans and im like WHOAAAA okayyyy this is pretty messed up but i keep on reminding myself shes the hot little thing. eventually we start talking and not only does she turns out to be 14 (i was 17) but she goes to the SAME school as i do! then she starts giving me this big monologue about how shes fancied me for ages and always wanted to be with me and she was basically some kind of stalking psyco but im there in the middle of the gig, thousands of people behind me, completely traped with this girl who just keeps trying it on lol easily the most uncomfortable OMFG experiance with a girl ive ever had hahaaa |
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Copy Clerk Posts: 68 Joined: 22 Jan 2008 | Had a bit of an uncomfortable ... well, no, just odd really, experience a few days ago. Was sitting in the computer labs at the uni's library, studying for an exam on Friday. Ladies sitting either side of me - cute enough, but not the focus of my attention (girlfriend, exam, etc). Anyways, turns out girl on my left had her assignment group members coming around to give her a hand. That's fine - there's sufficient space between machines for folks to sit there. But then this blonde girl decides she's completely forgotten the notion of personal space and is quite happy to lean against my shoulder the whole time. Considering I hadn't shaved for a few days and therefore looked rather scruffy, was hunched a fair bit, and had another computer sitting off to my side (my little Eee) and therefore was projecting Pure Nerd vibe, the fact that she still wanted to initiate physical contact tells me I ooze raw sex appeal. |
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Press Junketeer Posts: 399 Joined: 6 Feb 2008 |
or she confused you for an inanimate object :-P |
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Beat Writer Posts: 127 Joined: 8 May 2008 | Hey I got one now! |
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Press Junketeer  Posts: 385 Joined: 8 Oct 2007 | Wow, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. That was highly amusing. Alright, guess it's my turn then...*ponders* Oh so many to choose from...I was at this coffee shop one night back a few years ago while I was still in school. I'd just happened to be wearing my HL2 shirt that came with the game at the time. This coffee shop isn't your run of the mil coffee shop, especially at night. It feels more like a bar inside than a coffee shop..even stays open as late and has the same rules about age. Well I'd managed to sweet talk myself and my friends in and we where sitting around drinking coffee, talking and checking out the band playing. The shop is packed with tables, chairs, sofas and art work from the local schools on the walls that they change every week. I just happened to look over and see a guy checking me out in my HL2 shirt, I smile and I ask him if he played. Big mistake. Now boys. I don't mind chatting about a game or two but It needs to stay at just that, chatting. He ranted for sometime then he called all his other friends over. We just went from one game to another and another. I didn't really mind the game talking if you compare the feeling of being surrounded by gamer guys. A lone girl in a HL2 tee surrounded by a group of gamer guys...one from the outside might get worried. Yeah they where all nice but came off so amazed and downright forward it was scary. My friends came in and stole me away after so long. I said my good byes and left, not easily mind you, they clung on like a pack of wild dogs. I giggle about it now but I don't wear my HL2 tee out in less I'm ready to get into a discussion or two with the gamer guys of the world who are still nonbelievers that female gamers exist. Learn the lesson boys...please. ^_^ |
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Beat Writer Posts: 127 Joined: 8 May 2008 | OO OO I have another. |
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Beat Writer Posts: 183 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 |
I know gamer girls do exist, but I've got laid so don't hang around one like a lost puppy begging for sex and smelling like nerd.
Try talking to her a bit more you fucking misery. User Received a 1 day ban for this post. |
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Copy Clerk Posts: 117 Joined: 28 Feb 2008 | in 6th grade i thought a chick was a dude. hung out with her for a while, found out and wow that was creepy. |
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Beat Writer Posts: 127 Joined: 8 May 2008 |
Whoa what's up your bum? No reason to mouth off like that, to any of us. Frigging trolls coming from frigging everywhere... |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1060 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 |
i laugh but i was only kinda involved, this dude on irc was going on about how big of a loser i was, how i would hit on under age women, i draw the line at 18 to hit on or consider dating. so anyways he disappears for a few days, we find out he was arrested for having sex with an underage girl, pleads guilty and gets probation and a court order to stay away from her, until she was legal (which is 14 in canada, he was 21 at the time). a few months later he disappears again, we find out he was busted for being with the chick AGAIN, the kicker was it was 1 day BEFORE her 14th bday. even got to hear the best line ever when i was calling him pedophile, he was like "dude if you saw her you wouldn't say she was 14". sad part this happened just before the sex offender stuff in canada or he'd be on that list right now and a lot bigger loser than me. i laughed my ass off at it, especially that classic line. i never thought ppl actually tried to use it. |
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Paperboy  Posts: 38 Joined: 8 May 2008 |
HAHAHAHAHAH i bet he asked you how long it took you to do the see saw puzzle. |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 2 Joined: 25 Mar 2008 | im 17, im fat, i have no job, and i cant drive. i havent had a chance to have a run in with the opposite sex. the only girls that talk to me are either bored on annoying. |
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Paperboy Posts: 38 Joined: 8 May 2008 |
dude no, thats your problem... wheres the positive? wheres the confidence? |
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Beat Writer Posts: 216 Joined: 15 Dec 2007 |
you know i think almost the same thing about me, im shy and i always think that i have nothing interesting to talk about. |
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Paperboy Posts: 38 Joined: 4 May 2008 |
In light of this information:
we can only assume that he ate them. |
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Beat Writer Posts: 183 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 |
I was joking, as in "cheer up you miserable twat" or something similar, designed to be a little insulting, but in a "joking among friends" kinda way. |
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Beat Writer Posts: 127 Joined: 8 May 2008 | Didn't come off like that, but fine. |
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Paperboy Posts: 38 Joined: 8 May 2008 | I think its my turn to share since I've already posted twice. I was sitting with a couple of friends at a local burger joint and we were expecting the arrival of another friend who is just about always late. As we munch on our fast yet calorific food we see him walking towards us. but whats this? hes with a girl. By the looks of it 21, very good looking. So there i am eating when it hits me. shes checking me out, not the normal check him out discreetly from behind the bush and look away before he notices. I'm talking down right gawking, if her mouth was open she'd be drooling. The first thing that hits me was"Your seeing things, hurry up and finish your burger so we can leave" then as im drinking my dispenser coke its clear as day to me. So my first reaction was "Shes older and hotter then you" (this was in my senior year in high skool) "so dont get disappointed if you just end up laughing it off" (funny i end up doing just that for competely different reasons). So now thats were all good and ready to get up and leave we realize we have nothing to do, so we call a impromptu bball game. This didnt include our new 21 year old friend who we now know her name, Stella if your wondering but little else. To tell you guys the truth i just thought she was uni friends with my friend. Thats where things got interesting. She begged us to let her watch us, witch we granted promission. On the walk to the court my friend that knew Stella was giving me smug looks and proclams "you know shes single" and im like"shes out of my leauge." My friend is then quick to imform me of her past bf, which surprise surprise i just happend to know, not well enuff till that point i guess. So he goes "you know her bf hes that dealer you see by mickey d's the one you help out awhile ago" and im like really? seem like a nice guy, as nice as drug dealers go i guess. So we get to the court me thinking i have a chance with this hottness. After a few surprisingly easy games against the usually very good 'hood kids, i was surprised to see her in my spare shirt. "I got cold" she goes, "i hope you dont mind" *puppy dog eyes* I tell her its quite alright and that i always have a extra so i change in front of her. Same look i got before, could of been drooling. So at this point i know im good. where walking away from the court where we get into a deep convo. Shes tells me about her psycho drug dealing ex bf. Im quite surprised because he didnt come off as that type of guy. then she tells me how she was just a kid when they started dating and now shes older. Im like "oh really so you must of been going out awhile huh?" and shes like "yeah a good 2 years." Ok ill pause here for a second. I realize that nowadays this is the most realavent thing you can ask a girl. ok PLAY. So i ask "how old are you again?" expecting to hear a number anywhere from 18-25. She replys"Im 14" SHOCK! WHAT DID YOU SAY? Your 14.... me not knowing what to say i goes go"cool" so im turned off, but looking back i shouldnt have been so surprised; after all my friends think i have sum freak ability to attract girls under the age of 17. Im just try to get over it. I look at her. Yup she looks mature. she sounds it as well. But why would she lie? i ask my friend who knew her. He knew... sick bastard. Anyway im just walking home now with her, shes already gotten to my phone and add her number to my phonebook. Shocked i forget about it for awhile. One day i wanted to call another person i knew named stella. So i look in my phone book and i see only one which i assume is the one i want. EHHH WRONG. its the little girl, no one picks up. I only realize it was her because a day later i get a call in the middle of the night that went like this: Picks up"hello?" *angry voice* "Never call stella again you motherfucker. If you want to fucking live you leave her alone. Fuck yourself" hangs up. I had just realize what stella was talking about when she said her bf was a psycho and overprotective. I guess the funniest thing about this story is. I still see the drug dealer from time to time, he didnt know it was me he called. Its almost ironic because the day we meet was because he had wanted to use my cell phone. I see stella with him now all the time, there back together. Shes all over me when we bump into eachother. I just laugh when i see her, shes asks why. I tell her she reminds me of something really funny that happend to me once. |
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Press Junketeer Posts: 385 Joined: 8 Oct 2007 |
Friends do not insult other friends. You are not among friends here. |
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Paperboy Posts: 38 Joined: 4 May 2008 |
I disagree vehemently!
I agree vehemently! |
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Paperboy  Posts: 46 Joined: 7 May 2008 |
If I ever met a girl in a bar with a HL2 tee, I would start up a conversation, too. |
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I'm curious, just how many of you out there have had a experience with someone of the opposite sex that mortified you, but now you look back at it and laugh? And what was it about? It'd be interesting to see just what happened, and see if anyone else can relate.