Grand Theft Auto 4 midnight launch. Inside Gamestop around 11 pm, I'm talking to one of the employees when a portly man in I'd say his late 30's comes into our conversation and then comments on my sketchbook which was open on the table before disappearing. He disappears and reappears several times, flirting with me in a very creepy ways until we're pushed outside for the beginning of the line. I was number 79, I had a while to wait.

I was standing off the curb. Mr. Creepy standing on the curb about 5 feet away with a single black man between us and a pillar and trashcan behind him. It was cold, I put my headphones on as earmuffs. Creepy walks over, asking questions, the only one that I remember was 'What are you listening too?'. I answer 'Nothing, the rap and hip hop is blarring too loud to hear. I'm just using them for earmuffs.' He laughs like it's the most hilarious thing in the world and I cringe. He walks back up to his 'friends', which could be his sons, considering I recognize one of them as being in highschool with me.

He does his reappear, disappear act several times again until he finally looks away and I walk up behind the blackman off to the side of the pillar. I pull up my hoodie and zip it up. I see Creepy look to where I was standing and then walk to the spot, walk all the way around the crowd, looking very intent on finding something, before returning. He does it several times and passes me by each time in my new obvious hiding spot.

I still cringe when I think of this but it is undoubtedly funny.

When I was in college my friends and I would meet up at the local BP petrol station before walking to college. One of these friends was a girl I went to secondary school with and I'd fancied her for a while. She and I were talking while in line to pay for the stuff we were getting and it was going well for once. Anyway this "thing" at the front of the line pays and walks past us to leave the store saying hello to the girl I was talking to. Now if it was a guy he was very feminine and if it was a chick she was butch as they come. I had no idea what gender this person was so asked the girl I liked (without thinking of any possible negative outcomes) "wow, was that a girl or a dude?" She looks at me like I just broke into her house on Christmas day and shit in her cereal and replies....

Fuck you asshole, that's my sister! I pray for the floor to swallow me whole while my friends burst into laughter (except her of course). I've never lived it down to this day and it was 5 years ago.

Funnily enough we never got together....

oh boy do I have a few stories. there was the girl that, ahem, tore me, there was the girl who wanted me to dance with her so i could get beaten up by her boyfreind, the time i dated a hooker, but i think i'll share my favorite with you:

I was drinking in a bar, as one does, and a girl, obviously drunk, walks up behind me, grabs my arse. I turn around to see what the deal was and she fully kissed me and grabbed my crotch! after a second, the kiss broke off and the girl stared at me for a second. I was incapable of moving, so i just stood there, stunned. she apologised and said "i thought you were my husband, he has hair just like yours"

sicDaniel:
I had a crush on that girl in sixth grade, but i was too shy to tell her, instead i told a buddy of mine about it. Of course he was not allowed to tell anyone. Of course he did it anyway. Two days later at school, a bunch of other girls and some boys were pointing at me, laughing and singing about how i had a crush on that girl. She was totally pissed, and i was terrified and unable to form any kind of deeper relationship to a girl until i was 18. Today, i sorted things out and everything works just fine with the ladies.

e: So what´s your story?

^_^ My run in was with Mobius actually. I was only 16 at the time, had never had a steady relationship, and was at the pool one day showing off to some guys. We were trying to see who had the greater leg strength by balancing on a really slick floating shark. I'd been winning (I was on the shark for so long my hair and upper half were dry) when Mobius saw me. He swam over right as one of the guys pulled my left leg off the shark and tried to throw me in the water. He just held out his arms and caught me. Now look at this from MY view. I'm 16, and I have an 18 yr old, drop dead gorgeous California guy holding me. Than to make matters worse, when we went on the lazy river to just talk, he was sitting behind me when a waterfall caused my swimsuit top to come undone. I almost flashed everyone. I Can laugh now, but back then, I just wanted to die of embarrasment.

Cousin_IT:

BlueMage:
Had a bit of an uncomfortable ... well, no, just odd really, experience a few days ago. Was sitting in the computer labs at the uni's library, studying for an exam on Friday. Ladies sitting either side of me - cute enough, but not the focus of my attention (girlfriend, exam, etc). Anyways, turns out girl on my left had her assignment group members coming around to give her a hand. That's fine - there's sufficient space between machines for folks to sit there. But then this blonde girl decides she's completely forgotten the notion of personal space and is quite happy to lean against my shoulder the whole time.

Considering I hadn't shaved for a few days and therefore looked rather scruffy, was hunched a fair bit, and had another computer sitting off to my side (my little Eee) and therefore was projecting Pure Nerd vibe, the fact that she still wanted to initiate physical contact tells me I ooze raw sex appeal.

or she confused you for an inanimate object :-P

This is a distinct possibility, given that I ended up sitting there for around 5 or so hours studying non-stop.

And the exam still managed to raep me.

I had a date with a lass a few months ago, she seemed nice, was into D&D and all flirty. The date progressed well, she taught me pool, let me win even (I think it's supposed to be the other way around) and we had a jolly time. However, the more we talked, the louder my warning sirene went off. An hour in, she was telling me that she really wants to get married soon with lots of babies. I'm 22, so I smiled, nodded and said "Good luck with that". Should've hinted enough, but weapons remain on standby.
An hour later, I get asked what names I've picked out for my (and possibly our) babies. Yellow alert initiated.
That evening, as she's been drinking a bit (I don't drink) she tells me about how her last boyfriend broke up with her a few months ago and she stalked him for quite a bit to get back at him. Red alert initiated, all hands on deck, abort the mission!

After I'd made it clear that I didn't want children (I think I do, maybe, later, but a strong NOOO seemed appropriate at the time) and thought marriage was bollocks, she told me I wasn't really her type.
We stayed in touch as friends and she often tells me tales of dates gone wrong or her starting relationships going wrong because she wants babies babies BABIES within this year and no-one in their right mind wants that within 2 months of meeting someone.

Marbas:

AnGeL.SLayer:

Friends do not insult other friends.

I disagree vehemently!

i'm with you there, me and my friend insult one another for the hell of it, my current thing is every message i leave with my friend ends with "you suck and your gf rules"

and the on going joke is i'm no longer his friend, i'm now friends with his gf cause she's cooler than him

1) Boners are only embarrassing if you let them be, show off your steel with pride and now your an asshat, not a pervert.

2) When walking the dog never decide that it is safe to drop your dacks and pee into the bushes behind a house, that house may belong to your girlfriend and their parents may open the huge back gate leading to a family function...

3) boobs rule until the chick catches you staring, however, adapt point one and now you are a legend.

lessons i have learned...

Ultrajoe:
1) Boners are only embarrassing if you let them be, show off your steel with pride and now your an asshat, not a pervert.

2) When walking the dog never decide that it is safe to drop your dacks and pee into the bushes behind a house, that house may belong to your girlfriend and their parents may open the huge back gate leading to a family function...

3) boobs rule until the chick catches you staring, however, adapt point one and now you are a legend.

lessons i have learned...

Hey Joe. Glad you showed up. Mobius was wondering what had happened to you!

cleverlymadeup:

Marbas:

AnGeL.SLayer:

Friends do not insult other friends.

I disagree vehemently!

i'm with you there, me and my friend insult one another for the hell of it, my current thing is every message i leave with my friend ends with "you suck and your gf rules"

and the on going joke is i'm no longer his friend, i'm now friends with his gf cause she's cooler than him

Joking around and meaning it are two different things. If I want to be around jerks I'd go find some, not keep them close to home as my 'friend.' I can't believe what some people will call their friends. It speaks a lot about the younger generations really. It's like live all over again but in real life if you keep people like that so close to home.

^_^

I have to agree with AnGeL.SLayer in the fact, if I wanted to be made fun of, I'd simply return to my old high school. I can take a joke, but my Ex would constantly belittle me. He'd call me a bitch more often than he said he supposedly "loved" me, and usually he'd call me other names. Soon you get cold hearted. And when someone DOES compliment you, your first responce is "Really? Or are you just being sarcastic?" It's getting hard to find people who won't call you names. Granted there are a few, but they are just that. Few and far between.

Gosh, now I'm on the stop I can't think of one specific occasion. I just make a fool of myself whenever I meet someone female, but that's more because I emanate pure idiocy than anything else.

AnGeL.SLayer:

Joking around and meaning it are two different things. If I want to be around jerks I'd go find some, not keep them close to home as my 'friend.' I can't believe what some people will call their friends. It speaks a lot about the younger generations really. It's like live all over again but in real life if you keep people like that so close to home.

yeah most of the time we're joking and not serious but we still have fun. it also lets us hone our skills for when someone means it.

i have 2 friends that beat the ever living hell out of one another when drunk, i'm talking full out fist fight. they were going at it one night, we were keeping an eye on them, cops came by, stopped the fight, found out they were mutually doing, shook his head and told us to make sure they didn't hurt themselves too much.

and i'm probly older than you, me and most of my friends are at the tail end of generation x :P

lol perhaps...but then again guys take a lot longer to get to the same level of maturity that females their same age are.

^_^

AnGeL.SLayer:
lol perhaps...but then again guys take a lot longer to get to the same level of maturity that females their same age are.

guys are also a bit more rougher with one another, tho i have a couple female friends that join in with us ripping on one another

heck i've heard girls call one another skank, slut and whore and that's them being nice to one another.

as long as you're not serious, it's a lot of fun

My cowardice has mostly protected me from awkward situations, but I do have a couple. One was when some girl I didn't know existed at my school decided she liked me and asked me out. As much as I appreciated the compliment, and her daring, I didn't know her at all, none of my friends knew her, and it didn't seem right. I told her, but she started to always follow me, apparently trying to rectify the problem of me not knowing her. Would have worked if she didn't bring her REALLY annoying friends along too. Eventually, she gave up. I really handled that situation badly, I'm so used to girls hating/avoiding me that I didn't know what to do about it.

I saw this thread and didn't want to post my horrible experiances. But I guess you all have right to know, huh?

I have many bad experiances, for one I am incredibly crap at talking to girls I like. So I would often salivate when talking and streaks of saliva would stream from my mouth. Very attractive. I even remember looking at this girls bottom and she turned around, I was in a slight loving daze so my eyes nor my head moved. She knew exactly what was going on and I went bright red with embarisment. I couldn't say anything but "It was hypnotising."

When I rack my mind for more things like this I tried to block out I will update. *shiver*

Update;
OHH GOD NO
I remember this, oh god I hate myself right now.

Basically I went out with a few freinds and within this group was a girl I thought was very good looking, she was asked to come along by some of my freinds that are girls. Unsuspectingly as I had stoped to have a conversation with my freind she grabs my arse. I had no idea what was going on so I turned around really quickly, screamed and ended up elbowing her in the face.

I was never so apologetic to anyone and it eventually turned into a joke. The hole group on the floor with laughter after my girlish scream and ninja attack. I don't see much of her anymore.