Copy Clerk  Posts: 108 Joined: 17 Jan 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4036 Joined: 26 Feb 2008     | Troll applies to asinine people like yourself who simply try to inflame the membership of a forum for their own entertainment. Please leave. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1073 Joined: 27 Jan 2008     | Banhammer loaded, Darth. Give 'im Hell. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 127 Joined: 8 May 2008   | Weasel Flies in, drops his Temblor Bomb, and watches as the planet the troll stands on is shaken apart. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 755 Joined: 13 Dec 2007  | It's Moogly Googly Great in disguise, as evidenced by his inability to think outside of his pants. "DURR, A MAN'S WORTH IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONATE TO HOW MANY WOMEN HE'S FUCKED." |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4036 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Yes, and neither is being promiscuous a good thing... In fact, that is one of the reasons I didn't want to get back with my ex-girlfriend once we decided to take a break... I have only ever slept with two women in my life, my current girlfriend, who I was engaged to, and my ex-wife. I am proud of that fact. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1254 Joined: 6 Mar 2008    | A hunched figure shuffles into view. An old, wizened man looks around at the assembled troll-slayers with shrewd, sparkling eyes. In a commanding voice like that of Ian McKellan, he intones: "You fought valiantly against the great troll inxaract. But as you can see, this forum, and indeed, the entirety of the internets, remains troubled. Your task has only begun..." |
Muckraker  Posts: 289 Joined: 22 Dec 2007 | BANHAMMER IS IMMINENT.
You have brought the wrath of spinning len upon yourself. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 600 Joined: 29 Dec 2007    | Troll isn't a new word silly. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 205 Joined: 4 May 2008  | Actually we did. You're just angry that you weren't invited. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1073 Joined: 27 Jan 2008 | The Banhammer sped towards the troll, the wind howling as the massive bludgeon descended. |
Beat Writer Posts: 205 Joined: 4 May 2008 |
The wind abhorred violence, and it had several speech impediments. Everyone always thought it was howling when it was in fact trying to ask rather politely if everyone would please just stop what they're doing to hold hands and sing songs. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1073 Joined: 27 Jan 2008 | ...That may be one of the funniest things I have read in a looooong while. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 108 Joined: 17 Jan 2008 |
well i know you're about fourteen, troll man |
no text necessary, i probably won't even read them
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