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1)   17 May 2008 19:49
Sib
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You heard me, zombie...strippers.

Is this or is it not the best movie idea EVAR, it has 2 awesome things, strippers and zombies, mesh them together and we have something epic.

No, I'm not kidding:
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/zombiestrippers/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVkQCDfIe38

So, my fellow Escapists, how does this rate on your scale of win?

2)   18 May 2008 01:19
GloatingSwine
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Zombie Cheerleaders in the video for Hard Rock Hallelujah are better.

3)   18 May 2008 01:58
Melaisis
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GloatingSwine:
Zombie Cheerleaders in the video for Hard Rock Hallelujah are better.

Truth; at least they actually look like zombies. Besides, you can't compare the movie industry to Lordi - they're far superior.

4)   18 May 2008 02:00
LV Solace
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zombie....strippers? thats very special although jenna jameson, thumbs up.

5)   18 May 2008 02:08
John Galt
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Something tells me this won't turn out...pleasant. Planet Terror did the right thing and made the strippers fight the zombies, but when the strippers are the zombies, then you've got a recipe for being ridiculed by everyone who sees that on your DVD shelf.

6)   18 May 2008 03:26
stompy
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Well... I believe that some idea along this vein, in which a virus spread around through sex, and turned everyone into sex- crazed zombies, was brought up in the Zombie Survival Guide thread, and I also believe it was given the thumbs-up for a B-grade porno... Not that I was paying attention or anything...

7)   18 May 2008 03:28
propertyofcobra
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Zombie Strippers = You're supposed to find them hot.
Anyone who finds zombies hot = Needs brain adjusted with 12 gauge buckshot.
Ergo...
Inventors of Zombie strippers = Needs brain adjusted with 12 gauge buckshot.

8)   18 May 2008 08:47
Larenxis
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This movie should've had good actors. Like top A grade. That would be great. And maybe Simon Pegg thrown in at some point.

9)   18 May 2008 09:24
TheNecroswanson
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Robert Ingland, England, Angland?=Bad actor.
Jenna Jameson=Pornstar,
Somehting is missing.....Oh yes...Zombie Strippers=More Epic Fail than "In the name of the King" or whatever Uwe Bowl's last bomb was called.

(Just goes to show you people will give someone money for anything these days...Where's my gun?)

10)   18 May 2008 09:39
PurpleRain
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I was poked in the eye by a stripper once. True story. Luckly it wasn't a zombie though, otherwise I wouldn't be writing all this. Probably munching on some dog somewhere.

11)   18 May 2008 10:53
Voodoo Child
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I think I speak for many people when I say "For the love of God and all that is holy, why?!"

12)   18 May 2008 11:27
avykins
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Hey now. Lets give it the benefit of the doubt all right. I mean From Dusk Till Dawn had vampire strippers and that was fantastic so it just goes to prove something can have a shitty set... oh shit, Just saw it has Jenna Jameson... Okay my bad. Its gonna suck as hard and she does.
*goes torrent hunting* >.>

Oh and PurpleRain where exactly were you poked and with what? ^_-
It wasn't a thai strip club was it cause you do know most of them are dudes... hot dudes but even so.

13)   18 May 2008 11:32
PurpleRain
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avykins:
Oh and PurpleRain where exactly were you poked and with what? ^_-
It wasn't a thai strip club was it cause you do know most of them are dudes... hot dudes but even so.

Some lady poked me in the eye by accedent. At least I hope it was. I didn't beat any of HER hoes. Not to my knowledge anyway.

14)   18 May 2008 11:36
nilcypher
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That looks like a terrible movie. However, it may be so terrible that it becomes awesome again.

15)   18 May 2008 11:37
Fire Daemon
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Larenxis:
This movie should've had good actors. Like top A grade. That would be great. And maybe Simon Pegg thrown in at some point.

Maybe Simon Pegg could have played one of the strippers, now that would be comedic gold.

I think I'll see this movie. Too long have I been waiting for a Zombie Strippers movie.

16)   18 May 2008 11:55
JakubK666
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Zombie Strippers!?

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17)   18 May 2008 11:57
Sib
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nilcypher:
That looks like a terrible movie. However, it may be so terrible that it becomes awesome again.

That's all we're gambling on, I hope that it's less zombie flesh munching Dawn of the Dead style, more strippers with shotguns :D

18)   18 May 2008 12:05
Najal
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when i saw that trailer as the cinema i turned to my friend next to me and we agreed that it was the worst concept for a film since "In the Name of the King".

Its as if people were in a board room thinking up the plot of the next pre-packaged money-grabbing project and one person said "so what do people like movies about?"

Two other people then relied "Zombies" and "Strippers" but then for some reason they made the film anyway.

Also: if anywhere in that film a zombie stripper gets decapitated and one of the other strippers says "hey girl, don't lose your head" i will actually hunt down the directors and force-feed them razor blades.

19)   18 May 2008 12:38
paddy_soldier
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nilcypher:
That looks like a terrible movie. However, it may be so terrible that it becomes awesome again.

I agree.

Thats just my biblical view, and also that looks like such a moronic and dumb guy thing to watch.
I am male, but I dont feel the need to fulfill the jock-mentality; you must love boobs, guns and sports to be male.

Im straight lol, but I dont try to get chicks drunk so I can get them in bed, I dont mind shooting but I dont carry a gun on me to the bathroom lol, I love sports; freo dockers (unfortunately) and the dallas cowboys are my teams, but I dont think you have to be a "lets watch sports now, all the time, what you dont wanna watch sports? wth fag?" kinda guy

20)   18 May 2008 17:42
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TheNecroswanson:
Zombie Strippers=More Epic Fail than "In the name of the King" or whatever Uwe Bowl's last bomb was called.
(Just goes to show you people will give someone money for anything these days...Where's my gun?)

you have no idea how a b horror film is supposed to be, it's NOT supposed to be a good movie or have good acting

look at night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, they are BAD movie beyond the fact they are considered classic horror films. re-animator is in the same pile and so does the evil dead series.

the genre the movie is in they aren't supposed to be "good" movies they are supposed to be filled with cheese and bad acting and such, that's what makes them so good is they're so bad

personally my fav one to watch recently was teeth, even better than this one, only way to describe it is vagina dentata

http://www.teethmovie.com/

21)   18 May 2008 19:27
TheNecroswanson
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cleverlymadeup:

TheNecroswanson:
Zombie Strippers=More Epic Fail than "In the name of the King" or whatever Uwe Bowl's last bomb was called.
(Just goes to show you people will give someone money for anything these days...Where's my gun?)

you have no idea how a b horror film is supposed to be, it's NOT supposed to be a good movie or have good acting

look at night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, they are BAD movie beyond the fact they are considered classic horror films. re-animator is in the same pile and so does the evil dead series.

the genre the movie is in they aren't supposed to be "good" movies they are supposed to be filled with cheese and bad acting and such, that's what makes them so good is they're so bad

personally my fav one to watch recently was teeth, even better than this one, only way to describe it is vagina dentata

http://www.teethmovie.com/

I'm very well aware how B movies work, I'm a big fan of The Evil Dead.

But there is still a line where you're nolonger doing it just because it's horrible, stupid, and marginally humorous, and now you're just being obnoxious and flooding the movie industry with complete shit. And this crosses said line.
And I'm very well aware of this movie 'Teeth' or whatever they have been calling it.

22)   19 May 2008 03:29
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cleverlymadeup:

personally my fav one to watch recently was teeth, even better than this one, only way to describe it is vagina dentata
http://www.teethmovie.com/

http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html ><
Dammit I was going to watch that but now...

23)   19 May 2008 03:34
errorfied
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I cannot wait for this crapbag of a film to come out.

I enjoyed Snakes on a Plane. I will enjoy this.

24)   19 May 2008 06:27
Anarchemitis
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Holy Crap. What's next? 'Dentists Gone Wild'?

25)   19 May 2008 12:11
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John Galt:
Something tells me this won't turn out...pleasant. Planet Terror did the right thing and made the strippers fight the zombies, but when the strippers are the zombies, then you've got a recipe for being ridiculed by everyone who sees that on your DVD shelf.

The strippers are the zombies! That there's a twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan.

26)   24 Jun 2008 23:54
wewontdie11
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Wow that's freaky a friend linked me to that video 6 days ago...
I'm wondering if I actually know one of you now...

27)   25 Jun 2008 00:00
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nilcypher:
That looks like a terrible movie. However, it may be so terrible that it becomes awesome again.

This is my belief. My flatmate who's just watched says that it's actually very good. However, she does own films like 'Cheerleader Massacre' and 'Vampire Killer Barbies' so I'm unsure of whether I should trust her...

28)   25 Jun 2008 00:05
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I watched it, it has the political subtlety of an episode of Family Guy and a good twenty minutes of living strippers before said zombie strippers. The two balance each other out.

29)   25 Jun 2008 00:05
LewsTherin
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....some people have overactive imaginations and too much time on their hands, methinks...
I enjoyed Mars Attacks! but I'm not too sure about this...

30)   25 Jun 2008 00:08
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its just another straight to dvd b movie. bad movie. bad director. lonely writer. horrible acting. This is like something you would see on the SciFi channel

31)   25 Jun 2008 20:40
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Zombie strippers would have to use even more FDS than the regular strippers

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32)   25 Jun 2008 20:45
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oh and forget zombie strippers its all about Machine Girl

http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1320139451

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33)   25 Jun 2008 20:51
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I'm so gonna fap to this

34)   25 Jun 2008 21:09
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LV Solace:
zombie....strippers? thats very special although jenna jameson, thumbs up.

but Jenna Jameson acting thumbs down

35)   26 Jun 2008 15:02
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Sib:
You heard me, zombie...strippers.

Is this or is it not the best movie idea EVAR, it has 2 awesome things, strippers and zombies, mesh them together and we have something epic.

No, I'm not kidding:
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/zombiestrippers/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVkQCDfIe38

So, my fellow Escapists, how does this rate on your scale of win?

I think that one's going to have no trouble whatsoever in being remembered as one of the worst movies of all time.

I kinda want to see it ^_^

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