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Press Junketeer  Posts: 475 Joined: 22 Dec 2007     | |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 814 Joined: 10 Nov 2007   | Zombie Cheerleaders in the video for Hard Rock Hallelujah are better. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1080 Joined: 9 Dec 2007    |
Truth; at least they actually look like zombies. Besides, you can't compare the movie industry to Lordi - they're far superior. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 107 Joined: 8 May 2008 | zombie....strippers? thats very special although jenna jameson, thumbs up. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1473 Joined: 29 Dec 2007  | Something tells me this won't turn out...pleasant. Planet Terror did the right thing and made the strippers fight the zombies, but when the strippers are the zombies, then you've got a recipe for being ridiculed by everyone who sees that on your DVD shelf. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2516 Joined: 21 Jan 2008    | Well... I believe that some idea along this vein, in which a virus spread around through sex, and turned everyone into sex- crazed zombies, was brought up in the Zombie Survival Guide thread, and I also believe it was given the thumbs-up for a B-grade porno... Not that I was paying attention or anything... |
Press Junketeer Posts: 429 Joined: 17 Oct 2007 | Zombie Strippers = You're supposed to find them hot. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1743 Joined: 13 Dec 2007   | This movie should've had good actors. Like top A grade. That would be great. And maybe Simon Pegg thrown in at some point. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2873 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 | Robert Ingland, England, Angland?=Bad actor. (Just goes to show you people will give someone money for anything these days...Where's my gun?) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3833 Joined: 2 Dec 2007   | I was poked in the eye by a stripper once. True story. Luckly it wasn't a zombie though, otherwise I wouldn't be writing all this. Probably munching on some dog somewhere. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 181 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | I think I speak for many people when I say "For the love of God and all that is holy, why?!" |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 388 Joined: 8 May 2008    | Hey now. Lets give it the benefit of the doubt all right. I mean From Dusk Till Dawn had vampire strippers and that was fantastic so it just goes to prove something can have a shitty set... oh shit, Just saw it has Jenna Jameson... Okay my bad. Its gonna suck as hard and she does. Oh and PurpleRain where exactly were you poked and with what? ^_- |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3833 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
Some lady poked me in the eye by accedent. At least I hope it was. I didn't beat any of HER hoes. Not to my knowledge anyway. |
Red Guard  Posts: 1540 Joined: 21 Feb 2008 | That looks like a terrible movie. However, it may be so terrible that it becomes awesome again. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2383 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 |
Maybe Simon Pegg could have played one of the strippers, now that would be comedic gold. I think I'll see this movie. Too long have I been waiting for a Zombie Strippers movie. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 696 Joined: 1 Jan 2008 | Zombie Strippers!?
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Press Junketeer Posts: 475 Joined: 22 Dec 2007 |
That's all we're gambling on, I hope that it's less zombie flesh munching Dawn of the Dead style, more strippers with shotguns :D |
Paperboy  Posts: 43 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 | when i saw that trailer as the cinema i turned to my friend next to me and we agreed that it was the worst concept for a film since "In the Name of the King". Its as if people were in a board room thinking up the plot of the next pre-packaged money-grabbing project and one person said "so what do people like movies about?" Two other people then relied "Zombies" and "Strippers" but then for some reason they made the film anyway. Also: if anywhere in that film a zombie stripper gets decapitated and one of the other strippers says "hey girl, don't lose your head" i will actually hunt down the directors and force-feed them razor blades. |
Paperboy Posts: 13 Joined: 18 May 2008 |
I agree. Thats just my biblical view, and also that looks like such a moronic and dumb guy thing to watch. Im straight lol, but I dont try to get chicks drunk so I can get them in bed, I dont mind shooting but I dont carry a gun on me to the bathroom lol, I love sports; freo dockers (unfortunately) and the dallas cowboys are my teams, but I dont think you have to be a "lets watch sports now, all the time, what you dont wanna watch sports? wth fag?" kinda guy |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1488 Joined: 7 Mar 2008   |
you have no idea how a b horror film is supposed to be, it's NOT supposed to be a good movie or have good acting look at night of the living dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, they are BAD movie beyond the fact they are considered classic horror films. re-animator is in the same pile and so does the evil dead series. the genre the movie is in they aren't supposed to be "good" movies they are supposed to be filled with cheese and bad acting and such, that's what makes them so good is they're so bad personally my fav one to watch recently was teeth, even better than this one, only way to describe it is vagina dentata |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2873 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 |
I'm very well aware how B movies work, I'm a big fan of The Evil Dead. But there is still a line where you're nolonger doing it just because it's horrible, stupid, and marginally humorous, and now you're just being obnoxious and flooding the movie industry with complete shit. And this crosses said line. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 388 Joined: 8 May 2008 |
http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html >< |
Paperboy  Posts: 45 Joined: 11 May 2008 | I cannot wait for this crapbag of a film to come out. I enjoyed Snakes on a Plane. I will enjoy this. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3311 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | Holy Crap. What's next? 'Dentists Gone Wild'? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1852 Joined: 14 Sep 2007  |
The strippers are the zombies! That there's a twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 541 Joined: 28 May 2008 | Wow that's freaky a friend linked me to that video 6 days ago... |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 844 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 |
This is my belief. My flatmate who's just watched says that it's actually very good. However, she does own films like 'Cheerleader Massacre' and 'Vampire Killer Barbies' so I'm unsure of whether I should trust her... |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 640 Joined: 21 Feb 2008 | I watched it, it has the political subtlety of an episode of Family Guy and a good twenty minutes of living strippers before said zombie strippers. The two balance each other out. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 873 Joined: 22 Jun 2008 | ....some people have overactive imaginations and too much time on their hands, methinks... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2358 Joined: 8 May 2008 | its just another straight to dvd b movie. bad movie. bad director. lonely writer. horrible acting. This is like something you would see on the SciFi channel |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 124 Joined: 19 Mar 2008 | Zombie strippers would have to use even more FDS than the regular strippers |
Copy Clerk Posts: 124 Joined: 19 Mar 2008 | oh and forget zombie strippers its all about Machine Girl |
BANNED  Posts: 302 Joined: 6 May 2008 | I'm so gonna fap to this User was banned for: Random answer generator request and also do you have any eccentricities?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3374 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 |
but Jenna Jameson acting thumbs down |
Muckraker  Posts: 238 Joined: 26 Mar 2008 |
I think that one's going to have no trouble whatsoever in being remembered as one of the worst movies of all time. I kinda want to see it ^_^ |
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You heard me, zombie...strippers.
Is this or is it not the best movie idea EVAR, it has 2 awesome things, strippers and zombies, mesh them together and we have something epic.
No, I'm not kidding:
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/zombiestrippers/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVkQCDfIe38
So, my fellow Escapists, how does this rate on your scale of win?