Ok, there's a large underground cave full of mole people. It's like a temple ruin/cave/hive of molemen. The King Of the World has asked you to kill them. You can choose 5 people (and only 5 people) to come with. Fiction, real, dead, doesn't matter. Who would they be?

Also the cave has kryptonite in it for everyone going for Superman. Wait, that would make people want Superman to go with them even more.

I'd choose:
-Lassie. She can sniff them out and if anyone gets stuck down a Mole well, she'll be there in a jiffy.
-Dr Dolittle. He's the comic relief and a medic in one. Plus he can communicate with Lassie and the Molepeople.
-Sam F*ing Jackson. He'll swear as he cuts them all down.
-Dr Strange. Mostly because he can teleport us around, fly and other handy stuff. He's a better wizard then Harry Potter or Gandalf.
-Lara Craft. Firstly, she'd be great at exploring the tombs, traps and caves. Plus we need a hot sassy female that isn't a dog.

rex harrison or eddie murphey?
id take Earthworm Jim, as bait, moles eat worms right?
Indiana Jones, same reason as Lara Croft but im a girl
that Hypnotist from the 12 tasks of asterix because he can use his eyes for torches
Groucho Marx, just because if i could meet anyone from any time it would be him
Master chief because he has experiance in fighting hoards of enemies in cramped conditions (flood level)

rex harrison or eddie murphey?
id take Earthworm Jim, as bait, moles eat worms right?
Indiana Jones, same reason as Lara Croft but im a girl
that Hypnotist from the 12 tasks of asterix because he can use his eyes for torches
Groucho Marx, just because if i could meet anyone from any time it would be him
Master chief because he has experiance in fighting hoards of enemies in cramped conditions (flood level)

- Garrett from Thief - he can scout around and find phat lootz
- Kratos from God of War - to kick ass when the moles get uppity
- Bender from Futurama - for comic relief & bending stuff. Mostly comic relief.
- Gordon Freeman - for any puzzles we may encounter.
- A Zero Punctuation imp - he probably kind of looks like a moleman, so he could broach diplomacy if the need arises.

I would take:

Gordan Freeman and make him the teams communications officer. Moles have good hearing right, so it makes sense to take someone who can't talk so that the moles do not know our top secret plans.

A skaven grey seer, he will be used to navigate the tunnel maze.

Optimus Prime because he is Optimus Prime.

HAL 9000 to read the moles mouth when the speak. He can also keep pod bay doors closed.

Cousin Itt. He looks slightly like a mole and if we give him a bit of a make over we can use him to go under cover and learn more about the mole's tunnel. After he has learnt this he can plant a bomb or something.

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A cookie to who knows where my ramblings originate from.

Burt Gummer: He's an expert with firearms, and he already has good experience killing monsters.
Ash Williams: Do I really need to explain this one? He has a freaking CHAINSAW on his hand! Hail to the king indeed.
Lance Armstrong: For moral support. The guy lost a nut to cancer and then won the Tour De France. Besides, did you see Dodgeball? He owns the guilt trip, in case anybody wants to quit.
Nightcrawler: Depending on how long we stay, we may need supplies, and who better then Nightcrawler? Give him ten minutes and we're all eating steak-tips and baked potatos.
Wolverine: He can be the canary of the group, with his healing power he can scout ahead and making sure that we don't run into any gas. Besides, somebody has to keep Lance from getting too touchy-feely.

Edit for Fire Daemon: Damn you, I should have thought of Red Wall. Cluny would have them running in terror. Now where's my cookie?

Fire Daemon:
Did oi mention that oi can speak like um moles burr aye. Oi think that moi plan do kill ee um moles is the best plan of em all burr aye.

A cookie to who knows where my ramblings originate from.

The Redwall books! Good stuff, man.

God - He can everything for Christs sake.
That Shoop Da Whoop Face - I don't care how old the meme is, that laser would kill anything in it's path.
Batman - HE HAS EVERYTHING ON THAT UTILITY BELT!
L - Because he's L.
A mole person - Negotiations and lying to earn their trust first, ass kicking later.

- Silk from the Belgariad, for sheer awesomeness. Stealth, disguise, acrobatics, good with knives...
- Artemis Fowl. Criminial mastermind, and has experience dealing with the magical.
- Indiana Jones. 'Nuff said.
- Hermione Granger. Intellect, utility, and because Emma Watson is hawt.
- Inara Serra. Window dressing :D

Aside from Hermione, the Snark Quotient in the party is outstanding!

Goku. He'd blow up the entire cave with his pinky.

You really don't need anyone else after that.

Kate beckinsales underworld alter ego
Altair
Master chief
Lara Croft
Cloud

I think this would own

Johnny Hooker from the Sting, for sheer, untopable cleverness.
Alyx Vance, because she can reprogram and electrocute things and is invulnerable, except to heavy hacking.
Clank, because... well, he's Clank.
Tucker from Red vs. Blue, because I personally enjoy Comic releif you don't sometimes feel like punching in the face.
V from Vendetta would probably come in handy. Him, or (see picture to your right)

This one would probably help somehow too.

hmmm
tough choice, Hydroman from mega man is all i need, flood the fucking tunnles, there u go, moles cant breath under-water... can they?

Ok Ill take

-Sephiroth (FFVII)
-Dante (Devil May Cry)
-Vegeta (DBZ)
-47 (Hitman)
-Evil Revan (KOTOR)

Who can beat my team of Evil.

Solid Snake --- no one can beat his mix of stealth and kick-assery
Indiana Jones --- just because damn it!
Bender --- Strong, immune to all poison, gas, wounds etc. also hilarious
Lara Croft --- to look at
wolverine --- Damn near invincible

this team would be nigh unstoppable

River Tam from Firefly/Serenity fame for sexy ass-kickery.
Minsc from Baldur's Gate for butt kicking for justice and comic relief. Plus, he has a hamster.
House from House because he knows when something isn't lupus.
Riddick from Chronicles of Riddick for his eye shine.
And Jalil from Everworld because 1) he's smart, 2) he has a pocket-knife which can hack through anything, and 3) rules state every team needs a token black gu---sorry, African American.

the-loopy:

- Inara Serra. Window dressing :D

I actually preferred Kaylee to Inara. Although I guess Kaylee wouldn't be much help down there, eh? And at least Inara could do some basic first aid.

Two people.

1) Dr. Manhattan. He's pretty much a god, and could obliterate all the moles in a split second.

Johnnyweird:
Two people.

1) Dr. Manhattan. He's pretty much a god, and could obliterate all the moles in a split second.

True dat. Screw Johnny Hooker.

You guys realize that the Mole People burned rome and did 9/11 and WTC right? Seriously, don't even try - the Mole people are the Masons, they are the Illuminati - and nothing is going to stop them.

Sephiroth

i win

no you dont i have cloud

Columbo: Because he'll know where the moles are before I even assign him to my team, and find the little clues to prove he's right along the way. We'll find 'em all be lunch.

Chell: Why hike through the caves when we can zip through in handy-dandy portals?

Duncan MacLeod: Certainly couldn't hurt to have an immortal swordsman at the point, could it? If the mole people get a tad stab-happy, no problem. The rest of us scamper backwards for a bit, Duncan comes back, and onward we march.

Virtually any main character from any game ever made: This broad statement represents those in that not-so-elite group that can kill creature after creature after creature without rest or remorse.

Seven of Nine: Borg efficiency at it's finest. Never mind the catsuit (another plus), if anyone can get such an eclectic group to work together, Seven is it. Plus she's good at anything she set's her mind to: that's bound to come in handy. Maybe inject some nano-probes into the portal gun and make it even more awesome.

Seems like I'd be completely unnecessary in this group, but the king of the world is counting on me, so I guess I have to be there.

smallharmlesskitten:
no you dont i have cloud

pretty boy, Sephiroth should have won... cloud is such a wank...

I like this thread.

Cidolfus Orlandeau: The Thunder God. We all know why.

Zack Fair. All the badass of Cloud, sans all the Emo of Cloud.

Citan Uzuki with his sword. Crystal Water is sooooo purrrrrrty...

Tir McDohl. Soul Eater is boss.

President Andrew Jackson. If you have to ask, you've probably already been quartered.

sorry to flood this thread, but i bags Yiazmat, from FF12

50 million HP...

that is not a typo, 50 million.

he could play tank and we could out-live them all.

Dibs on sin

Ill have Omega Mark12

1) Agent 47
2) The Prince of Persia
3) Leonidas
4) Ryu Hayabusa
5) The Punisher

And the game plan? Forget about the temple of mutant mole rats and see if we can assassinate, murder and extort our way into that 'King of the World' job.

1. Ray mears (he can build ANYTHING out of leaves and twigs)
2. David Tennant/Casanova (for the ladies we may encounter)
3. Bill gates (for bribing)
4. Prof. Farnsworth - futurama (for the sheer awesome)
5. The Guardian of the Ark of the covenant (for his mighty golden armour and huge axe)

No-one thought to bring Jonesy? What's wrong with you people?

Singing Gremlin:
No-one thought to bring Jonesy? What's wrong with you people?

I did; first choice.

Okays, Okays wait while I stop laughing at the Britneys sister joke...

King Arthur - He's a knight with a big sword. What more can you ask for?
The One Free Man - Incase the molemen have 'employed' the Vortigaunts.
Artemis Fowl - We'll need a plan. Numpty.
Shrike from Mortal Engines - He just keeps coming back man!
The TF2 Heavy - We may need a ranged weapon. What better than a giant minigun?

And anyways, he's so big he can carry my bookcase incase I get bored.

Vincent Valentine: Because he's awesome and the king of emos and if anyone of the mole people is emo he will command them to stop fighting.
Solid Snake: Sneak around the mole people
Vamp: Alright I hate this guy but he's f*cking imortal at least in MGS 2
Sephrioth: Great sword fighter
Guy from Timeshift: because he can stop the time