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Paperboy Posts: 44 Joined: 8 Feb 2008 | |
Press Junketeer Posts: 388 Joined: 8 May 2008 | Sephiroth - Fantastic melee fighter and uses some decent offensive magic Just for kicks |
Press Junketeer Posts: 371 Joined: 29 Dec 2007 | I'm surprised no one wants MacGyver. He can make anything from paper clips and duct tape. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 388 Joined: 8 May 2008 |
No offence but McGuyvers kinda gay... Id be afraid we would start to lose and he would make a full body harness to tie me down and have his way with me only using 3 thumb tacks, a pack of spearmint flavoured gum and a small hampster named George. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1809 Joined: 14 Nov 2007 | Sam Fisher: You nancies can have Solid Snake. I've got a real stealth agent right here. And he wants to interrogate some mole. batman: The dude's a ninja in a high-tech suit. What more could you want? Speaking of ninjas... Ryu Hayabusa: aka, the skinner-of-moles. When stealth isn't an option, we'll just get Ryu to unleash a can of bloody whoop-ass. Rambo: As if you need to ask. Willie Scott: She's pretty hot. Plus, we may need to feed someone to the moles in order to make a getaway. |
Paperboy Posts: 38 Joined: 1 Mar 2008 | Firstly I'd have George Stobbart from Broken Sword, his quick wit and ability to make anything out of anything would be priceless. The rest would be the main character from different first person shooter's, they all seem to be able to take on whole armies and come out on top, so 4 of them could take on the whole world. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 10 Joined: 21 May 2008 | The L block from tetris. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 120 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | Kratos - so that we may quickly kill the moles and maybe their colossal queen (:P) |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 552 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | Chuck Noriss- wipe all them moles out. ALL of them |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3736 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Wow, you want to take ME with you? I am honored... |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 628 Joined: 1 Jan 2008 | Frank Horrigan - Have you seen the weapons on that guy? He'll cut them down for an hour or so, then reload. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 103 Joined: 18 Mar 2008 | Master Chief - for his combat skills |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1473 Joined: 29 Dec 2007 | Dr. Who for his ability to travel through time. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3736 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Exar Kun - Ultimate old school Sith Lord, what can go wrong? |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 640 Joined: 21 Feb 2008 | Multi Man(or whatever his name is)-Army of molemen, meet army of multi man. Colonel Jack O'Neil-Molemen, meet the man who cannot die. Darth Maul-He is just so damn cool. Harry Houdini-He can get out of anything. A Dalek frozen in time-It will only unfreeze when all of the aforementioned members die. |
Muckraker Posts: 257 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 | Jack Thompson I would take them into the cave of the mole people and then I would leave them there. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3736 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Thank you Nugoo, you may not have stopped the molemen, but you definitely saved the world... |
Anonymous Source Posts: 3 Joined: 21 May 2008 | KOS-MOS, from Xenosaga. She's a hot battle android that can spawn in two triple barrelled Gatling guns at will General Grievous (Before fighting mace windu) - He'll slice through the mole men, the walls, me and everything within a 200 mile radius The Nine-Ball AC and pilot from Armoured Core Master of the Area. You can't go wrong with giant robots hell bent on killing everything with seemingly no mercy, sympathy or feeling of any sort actually Nemesis from RE3, Cause I can't get enough of him. Only weakness is giant chain guns and even then I'm not sure if he'll stay dead. MacGyver, he can make us ammo and repair the AC from paper-clips and gum, good if we get imprisoned and I can use him as a sacrifice unlimited amount of times as he will ALWAYS escape somehow. And as a back up choice I chose the clone commandos from the clone wars cartoon mini series. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 407 Joined: 29 Jan 2008 |
Seconded. Can we convince Paris to wear BBQ-sauce armor? 1). Carrion - Try messing with Carrion. Numbers don't matter when he can kill anything he touches. 2). Sgt. Cortez - Not only could he play comic relief, but he's a one-man army. There'd be no problem. He'd tell us how to win, because he's done it already. Whenever we need help, he'll come through a wormhole and help us do what we need to do. 3). Hermes Conrad - He is able to multi-task, and so can organize the final assault. Limboing could also come in handy in a tight spot. Also, I don't want to fill out all of the paperwork afterwards. 4). Mario - Because he's friggin' Mario! How many thousands of bad guys had he killed before Master Chief even put on the power armor?! 5). Kiera Knightly - She's a girl for every need. She can pull off comic relief easily. She can negotiate if necessary. She's proven that she can fight. And most importantly, I want her around if one of those "1 Thing I wanted to do before I die" situations pops up. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 8 Joined: 22 Dec 2007 | rambo (kill/death ratio 1000000000:0) |
Anonymous Source Posts: 10 Joined: 21 May 2008 | you guys have no imagination you gotta think bigger |
Copy Clerk Posts: 106 Joined: 8 May 2008 | The prince from Prince of persia: he has the dagger of time, if we died he can save us. Licoln, because lincoln is awesome, and he could free any enslaved mole people to join ourside. Indy, because he is indy, and he wins(temple of doom era) Starbuck, she kicks ass, and is attractive.(04 reimagining) The goddes Athena(greek not BSG), goddess of heroic action, and heroes, I get a hand picked team they must be a big problem. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3826 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | Ash Williams, MacGyver, Frank Horrigan. You guys are picking the best. Still noone has mentioned Kurt Russel or Steve McQueen. They would deal out some serious damage. I think the mole people live in hatred and jelousy of us. We rule above the ground and have working fingers to play the flute. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 113 Joined: 7 May 2008 | Alucard: Why not? An insane vampire that cannot be killed. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2509 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | Chuck Norris: Do I need to explain this...? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1854 Joined: 1 Feb 2008 | Hothead Paisan, because she is not your fuckin' spritzhead girlfriend, she is HOTHEAD PAISAN, Homicidal Lesbian Terrorist! Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, because he's the only one who could keep up with Hothead Paisan when it comes to sheer carnage. Ellen Ripley, with her flamethower/machine gun/rocket launcher and the loader Buffy the Vampire Slayer, because she did this shit every season for 7 seasons. Chow Yun-Fat, because he never runs out of bullets, and also he is awesome. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 56 Joined: 16 Dec 2007 |
Single best thing I've read in about four months. Yoinked and stuck in a few signatures, if you don't mind. Or if you do. =P As for my team: |
Muckraker Posts: 257 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 | Now that I think about it, I should have replaced one of the people on my list with one of the chickens from Ocarina of Time. The only problem is that I can't decide who to leave off the list. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2963 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | THIS IS MY TEAM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ye4mYR878&feature=related the bit from Gandalf the Grey to Hulk Hogan thats my team The fucking moles are dead. |
Paperboy Posts: 21 Joined: 1 Nov 2007 | Some pretty nasty teams here: Groucho Marx, Skaven Grey Seers, Artemis Fowl, River Tam, Greg House and a hundred MGS and FF characters. But I'm gonna stick with my team of the 5 finest mole-men available. They're clearly the good guys, after all. |
Paperboy Posts: 39 Joined: 19 May 2008 | Chell from Portal - You get a portal gun, a companion cube, and cake. You may have noticed that half of my team seems to bring food to the table (oh great, really good pun there). Well that's because I like food. OK? EDIT: |
Copy Clerk Posts: 84 Joined: 10 Apr 2008 |
Nah, that would actually give your team a fighting chance. You were doomed once that chicken army descended, doomed!!! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3460 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 | Gordon Freeman (Just because) |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 606 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 | Mah team: The Medic |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3460 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 |
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Chuck Norris, I mean c'mon.
F.E.A.R Pointman, he can slow time.
Terminator, I'll be back.
Spetsnaz(any of those guys in there), screw gravity.
And
Captain Price, christ he's immortal.