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Iron_will
Paperboy
Posts: 46
Joined: 8 Feb 2008

Chuck Norris, I mean c'mon.
F.E.A.R Pointman, he can slow time.
Terminator, I'll be back.
Spetsnaz(any of those guys in there), screw gravity.
And
Captain Price, christ he's immortal.

avykins
Press Junketeer
Posts: 404
Joined: 8 May 2008

Sephiroth - Fantastic melee fighter and uses some decent offensive magic
Lulu - High level offensive magic plus HUUUUUGE boobies. Last minute stress relief incase things go wrong. <.<;;;
Misa - From Death Note. Can see anyones name, writes it in her book and they automatically die within a minute. Also really cute.
Sabertooth - Has much greater offensive capabilities then Wolverine. Better healing factor and better senses.
White Mage - Probably Aeris or Garnet. Just someone who can heal me. Has to be female thoough.

Just for kicks
Superman - Would love to throw him in a cave of kryptonite and watch him slowly die. Batman is much better.

Calobi
Press Junketeer
Posts: 375
Joined: 29 Dec 2007

I'm surprised no one wants MacGyver. He can make anything from paper clips and duct tape.

avykins
Press Junketeer
Posts: 404
Joined: 8 May 2008

Calobi:
I'm surprised no one wants MacGyver. He can make anything from paper clips and duct tape.

No offence but McGuyvers kinda gay... Id be afraid we would start to lose and he would make a full body harness to tie me down and have his way with me only using 3 thumb tacks, a pack of spearmint flavoured gum and a small hampster named George.

j-e-f-f-e-r-s
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1813
Joined: 14 Nov 2007

Sam Fisher: You nancies can have Solid Snake. I've got a real stealth agent right here. And he wants to interrogate some mole.

batman: The dude's a ninja in a high-tech suit. What more could you want? Speaking of ninjas...

Ryu Hayabusa: aka, the skinner-of-moles. When stealth isn't an option, we'll just get Ryu to unleash a can of bloody whoop-ass.

Rambo: As if you need to ask.

Willie Scott: She's pretty hot. Plus, we may need to feed someone to the moles in order to make a getaway.

CosmicStorms
Paperboy
Posts: 40
Joined: 1 Mar 2008

Firstly I'd have George Stobbart from Broken Sword, his quick wit and ability to make anything out of anything would be priceless.

The rest would be the main character from different first person shooter's, they all seem to be able to take on whole armies and come out on top, so 4 of them could take on the whole world.

face_down
Anonymous Source
Posts: 10
Joined: 21 May 2008

The L block from tetris.
L pwns everything.

Russian_Assassin
Copy Clerk
Posts: 120
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

Kratos - so that we may quickly kill the moles and maybe their colossal queen (:P)
Gordon Freeman - Sometimes it's good to have a useful and QUIET companion.
Steewie Griffin - Not the new gay one, the old good Steewie that has enough weapons in his closet to kill an army of 1000000 >:)
Lara Croft - Good for searching stuff (actually, because a female char must be present too, or we will look like a bunch of gays)
and last, but not least, Yahtzee ! - He will make fun of us and we'll get a laugh or two, or three XD

Fondant
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 574
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

Chuck Noriss- wipe all them moles out. ALL of them
My dog, Sasha the Khornate Weimarmr. Feasting upon the fallen, and a canine chuck Noriss.
Darth Vader, or Darth Mobius. Use the force to cave in the walls, please.
Iosef Stalin and his gaze of death. That is the meaning of terror.
The Boss- hot, female and has a kickass gun.

Darth Mobius
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3808
Joined: 26 Feb 2008

Wow, you want to take ME with you? I am honored...

GenHellspawn
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 644
Joined: 1 Jan 2008

Frank Horrigan - Have you seen the weapons on that guy? He'll cut them down for an hour or so, then reload.
MODOK - Just in case they're super smart mole-people
Sinistar - BEWARE, I LIVE!
The main character from House of the Dead - To crack us up with his extremly bad lines. Infinate ammo to boot
Captain Falcon - As if I need to explain

Omega 2521
Copy Clerk
Posts: 108
Joined: 18 Mar 2008

Master Chief - for his combat skills
Gordon Freeman - for his intelligence and combat skills
Indiana Jones - for his exploratory knowledge and skill with splunking
Iron Man - his combat abilities, intelligence, and he is a walking flashlight
Obi-Wan Kenobi - intelligence, combat, and the force which is pretty much a "do everything" tool
Their my top 5 favorite heroes (not in order), the fact that they all can make important contributions to this specifc task is only an added plus

John Galt
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1490
Joined: 29 Dec 2007

Dr. Who for his ability to travel through time.
Leto II for his ability to just burrow into the tunnels and kill the mole folk.
Ben Hur in case I need to rush out in a chariot.
The Gman for confusing the mole people.
And finally, Trashcan Man in case the mole people need to be set on fire.

Darth Mobius
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3808
Joined: 26 Feb 2008

Exar Kun - Ultimate old school Sith Lord, what can go wrong?
Chuck Norris - Why not?
Cuba Gooding Jr. - The black guy always dies, at least he will have a compelling story...
Jallil - I love her and she is good in a fight, so why not have her as my sexy colleague?
Matthew McConaughey - Human Sacrifice? YOU BET!

TomNook
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 687
Joined: 21 Feb 2008

Multi Man(or whatever his name is)-Army of molemen, meet army of multi man.

Colonel Jack O'Neil-Molemen, meet the man who cannot die.

Darth Maul-He is just so damn cool.

Harry Houdini-He can get out of anything.

A Dalek frozen in time-It will only unfreeze when all of the aforementioned members die.

Nugoo
Muckraker
Posts: 259
Joined: 25 Jan 2008

Jack Thompson
George W. Bush
Uwe Boll
Paris Hilton
Britney Spears

I would take them into the cave of the mole people and then I would leave them there.

Darth Mobius
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3808
Joined: 26 Feb 2008

Thank you Nugoo, you may not have stopped the molemen, but you definitely saved the world...

Zealot Xeno
Anonymous Source
Posts: 3
Joined: 21 May 2008

KOS-MOS, from Xenosaga. She's a hot battle android that can spawn in two triple barrelled Gatling guns at will

General Grievous (Before fighting mace windu) - He'll slice through the mole men, the walls, me and everything within a 200 mile radius

The Nine-Ball AC and pilot from Armoured Core Master of the Area. You can't go wrong with giant robots hell bent on killing everything with seemingly no mercy, sympathy or feeling of any sort actually

Nemesis from RE3, Cause I can't get enough of him. Only weakness is giant chain guns and even then I'm not sure if he'll stay dead.

MacGyver, he can make us ammo and repair the AC from paper-clips and gum, good if we get imprisoned and I can use him as a sacrifice unlimited amount of times as he will ALWAYS escape somehow.

And as a back up choice I chose the clone commandos from the clone wars cartoon mini series.
You know the bad ass ones are seemingly unstoppable.

irishdelinquent
Press Junketeer
Posts: 408
Joined: 29 Jan 2008

Darth Mobius:
Thank you Nugoo, you may not have stopped the molemen, but you definitely saved the world...

Seconded. Can we convince Paris to wear BBQ-sauce armor?
Anyways, for my roster

1). Carrion - Try messing with Carrion. Numbers don't matter when he can kill anything he touches.

2). Sgt. Cortez - Not only could he play comic relief, but he's a one-man army. There'd be no problem. He'd tell us how to win, because he's done it already. Whenever we need help, he'll come through a wormhole and help us do what we need to do.

3). Hermes Conrad - He is able to multi-task, and so can organize the final assault. Limboing could also come in handy in a tight spot. Also, I don't want to fill out all of the paperwork afterwards.

4). Mario - Because he's friggin' Mario! How many thousands of bad guys had he killed before Master Chief even put on the power armor?!

5). Kiera Knightly - She's a girl for every need. She can pull off comic relief easily. She can negotiate if necessary. She's proven that she can fight. And most importantly, I want her around if one of those "1 Thing I wanted to do before I die" situations pops up.

VladBlok28
Anonymous Source
Posts: 8
Joined: 22 Dec 2007

rambo (kill/death ratio 1000000000:0)
terminator (resistant to mole people's attacks lol)
Indiana jones (its a cave FFS!)
Hannibal Lector (i cant believe nobody remembered him!)
Private Ryan (if we get lost at least they'll look for us)

cptnporker
Anonymous Source
Posts: 10
Joined: 21 May 2008

you guys have no imagination you gotta think bigger
ie TEAM AMERICA

LV Solace
Copy Clerk
Posts: 121
Joined: 8 May 2008

The prince from Prince of persia: he has the dagger of time, if we died he can save us.

Licoln, because lincoln is awesome, and he could free any enslaved mole people to join ourside.

Indy, because he is indy, and he wins(temple of doom era)

Starbuck, she kicks ass, and is attractive.(04 reimagining)

The goddes Athena(greek not BSG), goddess of heroic action, and heroes, I get a hand picked team they must be a big problem.

PurpleRain
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3904
Joined: 2 Dec 2007

Ash Williams, MacGyver, Frank Horrigan. You guys are picking the best. Still noone has mentioned Kurt Russel or Steve McQueen. They would deal out some serious damage.

I think the mole people live in hatred and jelousy of us. We rule above the ground and have working fingers to play the flute.

Kaos Incarnate
Copy Clerk
Posts: 113
Joined: 7 May 2008

Alucard: Why not? An insane vampire that cannot be killed.
Alexander Anderson: An insane priest, with an unlimited amount of bayonets.
The rabbit from Monty Python: what, we need a way down there. Plus have you seen it's big, sharp, pointy teeth?
Link: When you carry that much equipment on you and still manage to win, whatever he has may be useful.
Kratos from ToS: A magic user and a swordsman, need I say more.

stompy
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2579
Joined: 21 Jan 2008

Chuck Norris: Do I need to explain this...?
Sephiroth: Because of Masamune... (I'm a sucker for the sword man)
Master Chief/Cortana: Genetically enhanced soldier and AI, all-in-one
Gordon Freeman: That Gravity Gun will come in handy...
Prince of Persia (SoT one): Great for time-control

mshcherbatskaya
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1875
Joined: 1 Feb 2008

Hothead Paisan, because she is not your fuckin' spritzhead girlfriend, she is HOTHEAD PAISAN, Homicidal Lesbian Terrorist!

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, because he's the only one who could keep up with Hothead Paisan when it comes to sheer carnage.

Ellen Ripley, with her flamethower/machine gun/rocket launcher and the loader

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, because she did this shit every season for 7 seasons.

Chow Yun-Fat, because he never runs out of bullets, and also he is awesome.

Spleenbag
Copy Clerk
Posts: 56
Joined: 16 Dec 2007

jim_doki:

ElArabDeMagnifico:
You guys realize that the Mole People burned rome and did 9/11 and WTC right? Seriously, don't even try - the Mole people are the Masons, they are the Illuminati - and nothing is going to stop them.

dude, we have, at just a glance, Knights, Magicians, Robots, ninjas, gods and a klingon going down there. the molemen are going down faster than britney's sister

Single best thing I've read in about four months. Yoinked and stuck in a few signatures, if you don't mind. Or if you do. =P

As for my team:
Super Mega Death Christ 2000 BC Version 4.0 Beta--Jesus meets Optimus Prime/Iron Man. 'Nuff said.
V--Psychotic weirdo specializing in ass-kickery.
Bender--He will A) make me laugh and B) bend moles.
Sergeant Johnson--Capable of one-shotting anyone with any weapon, in addition to being invulnerable.
Pun-Pun--Theoretical D+D character with infinite amounts of every stat (that means infinite HP as well). Look him up sometime.

Nugoo
Muckraker
Posts: 259
Joined: 25 Jan 2008

Now that I think about it, I should have replaced one of the people on my list with one of the chickens from Ocarina of Time. The only problem is that I can't decide who to leave off the list.

Ultrajoe
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3235
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

THIS IS MY TEAM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ye4mYR878&feature=related

the bit from Gandalf the Grey to Hulk Hogan

thats my team

The fucking moles are dead.

madmurch
Paperboy
Posts: 21
Joined: 1 Nov 2007

Some pretty nasty teams here: Groucho Marx, Skaven Grey Seers, Artemis Fowl, River Tam, Greg House and a hundred MGS and FF characters. But I'm gonna stick with my team of the 5 finest mole-men available. They're clearly the good guys, after all.

crabman
Paperboy
Posts: 39
Joined: 19 May 2008

Chell from Portal - You get a portal gun, a companion cube, and cake.
Jack Bauer - He points at things, he shouts 'bang', they die.
Hurley from Lost - Because why the hell not. I guess if everything goes wrong we could eat him.
Mr Kipling - Exceedingly good cakes.
aaaand
some sort of rampaging God - let's face it, he's gonna win.

You may have noticed that half of my team seems to bring food to the table (oh great, really good pun there). Well that's because I like food. OK?

EDIT:
Just thought, could I replace one of my team members with King Leonidas and his 300?
Would that count as one person?

Whiskyjakk
Copy Clerk
Posts: 100
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

Nugoo:
Now that I think about it, I should have replaced one of the people on my list with one of the chickens from Ocarina of Time.

Nah, that would actually give your team a fighting chance. You were doomed once that chicken army descended, doomed!!!

The_root_of_all_evil
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3617
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

Gordon Freeman (Just because)
Doctor Who (4th Regeneration) (Just because)
Alan Rickman (Because he's better on my side than against us)
Vetenari (Because someone will have to train the Molemen to work with us)
Chun Li (Because I fancy her)

Omnidum
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 628
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

Mah team:

The Medic
The Heavy
Ronald Macdonald
Artemis Fowl
The protagonist from Fable (although he ages like a bloody Age of Empires match)

The_root_of_all_evil
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3617
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

GenHellspawn:

Sinistar - BEWARE, I LIVE!

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