Alucard: He crashed a F*cking SR-71 into an aircraft carrier's deck at Mach 3.2 and lived. Then slaughtered the entire crew. Totally awesome.
Alexander Anderson: Eat holy bayonets, beotch!
Walter C. Dornez: C'mon, this guy uses wires that can cut through entire buildings.
The guy from Bioshock: Magic bee-shooting hand>Moles
Moogly Googly Great is Equal to Reviews: Any mole that sees him coming will invariably commit suicide.

Ultrajoe:
THIS IS MY TEAM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ye4mYR878&feature=related

the bit from Gandalf the Grey to Hulk Hogan

thats my team

The fucking moles are dead.

God before I even saw the link I knew what it was going to be. Except I kind of thought it would be this version http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/330027 nsfw
Also if you can guess what this link is before you even visit it then you have definatly been online too long.

Viggo Mortensen, first. I mean, we could all do with a ruggedly-handsome man around the place, right? Although his taste in shirts is somewhat... strange - I heard he could commit The Perfect Murder!

Secondly, Orlando Bloom could be a useful personality to have with. Not only is he a charming pretty boy to distract the moles with, but also he has amazing healing abilities (like he fell off a three-story high roof, became disabled and then regained his ability to walk a short time later anyway).

Thirdly, another Brit should probably join the party, so that we're all on nice, familiar terms. Thus, I'll go with Sean Bean. Although he has somewhat treacherous tendencies in all of the roles he plays, perhaps he could act his way into the moleman community and let them lower their defences, or just make off with their gold?

...

Wait a seco-

The_root_of_all_evil:

GenHellspawn:

Sinistar - BEWARE, I LIVE!

Heh, I'm not the only one who knows about obscure arcade games!

Pac-man-c'mon he eats GHOSTS!
Zombie Lincoln-(he keeps an AK-47 in his hat).
A Furbie-Scariest Thing EVER.
I AM ERROR-just because (5 theoretical dollars if you can guess the reference).
ZIG- because he has great Justice.

Tifa Lockheart: She can take care of any attackers...unarmed.

Mickey Mouse: Before you laugh, play Kingdom Hearts 2.

Artemis Fowl: For the already listed reasons.

Dante: A human shield that cannot die. Sweet...

Butler: If you have Artemis, you have to have Butler.

Six people against a hive of mole-people. As we don't know exactly what's down there I think variety and versatility are key to succeeding on our mission. Because of the possibility of encountering something immune to normal weapons- or having to face a mole-person mage- I would need at least one spell-caster. I'll also need a heavy weapons guy as we'll be outnumbered and may need to mow down these baddies real fast-like. For those that get up close, a melee and close-quarters combat specialist. For when the going gets rough it makes sense to have a medic handy. There's the four basic classes I'll need for this dungeon crawl.

And now for the list-

Wizard - Edwin, Baldur's Gate Series. He was the best mage in the series, barring non-recruitable characters that I'm not sure I could count on.

Heavy Weapons Guy - Heavy Weapons Guy, TF2. Obvious. "WHO TOUCHED SASHA?"

CQB - Solid Snake. Resourceful and deadly with his hands. He would make a decent scout too.

Melee - Thundergod Cid Orlandu, Final Fantasy Tactics. Legendary old dude with a sword. He's also got non-physical sword magic for when he's out of range or unable to deal damage with his blade.

Medic - Dr. Foreman, House. I choose him for the same reason Dr. House did- he's got a tough-guy background, so presumably he could handle a submachine gun in addition to being a solid doctor.

Whiskyjakk:
1) Agent 47
2) The Prince of Persia
3) Leonidas
4) Ryu Hayabusa
5) The Punisher

And the game plan? Forget about the temple of mutant mole rats and see if we can assassinate, murder and extort our way into that 'King of the World' job.

Thinking outside the box. That's the kind of initiative we need.

Whiskyjakk:

Nugoo:
Now that I think about it, I should have replaced one of the people on my list with one of the chickens from Ocarina of Time.

Nah, that would actually give your team a fighting chance. You were doomed once that chicken army descended, doomed!!!

No, see, that's the beauty of it. Not only do I actually accomplish my mission, but there's no way the rest of my team could survive a rampaging OoT chicken.

1-Green Lantern. Heavily OP to begin with. Kyle Rayner specifically, because his imagination makes things more amusing and he seems to be the most agreeable of the group.

2-Kirby. He's a black hole, invincible and inescapable if you can get his back to a wall.

3-I'm trying desperately to think of a geomancer, but I don't seem to have any names in my head for that. Someone who could control the earth around us, and settle it quickly. Whosis from Naruto would do well.

4-The Lion Beast from Black&White2- A machine of war, and capable of casting small miracles including heal, water, and fire.

Not sure that I need a fifth but in the event that it comes up I'll pick Snake, because on top of his combat skill he can turn molemen into fine cuisine on a moment's notice.

Irenicus.
Evil but kick arse.

Jack from bioshock.
Only so I can steal his adam/plasmids. (jack is the main player)

Akatosh, dragon god of time.
-no comment-

G-man
Can't say much.....
He is watching.

on reflection change Jack to Sam Fisher. I would just edit but the link isn't showing up.

this one is easy:
-Dante(DMC)
-Logan Keller (RSV)
-Master Chief(Halo)
-Ryu Hyubusa (ninja Gaiden)
-last but by no meens least nananananana BATMAN. BATMAN

my list for an update

-1- Master chief with spartan laser- win
-2- Chell- portal, snipe through portal, new portal rinse and repeat
-3- A smaller version of a SupCom ACU, Kabloooie + lots more people
-4- Leonidas- You got sparted mole people
-5- Human Sacrifice........ Paris Hilton, Rove or Heather Mills for being a stuck up bitch. I'd probably go with Mills

Rick Astley - He's never give those Molemen up, he's never gonna let them down.

Ruby from Supernatural - Why the hell not?

Dean from Supernatural - Just to balance out awesome, kickarse, sexy girl, with awesome, kickarse, sexy guy.

Solid Snake - All reasons everyone listed above, plus more eye-candy.

The Pain from MGS3 - I like my team mates like I like my coffee - covered in bees.

Yay reference! Cookies on offer for the right guess.

This'll probably be horribly cliched, but:

A pyro guy from TF2: Light all the moles alight, which would in turn provide lighting in the cave
Master Chief: Lob a plasma grenade onto one of them, they run off into a bunch of other ones screaming; alternatively could kill a whole line of them with the Spartan Laser
Fable dude: Multiple powers, magic, sword, bow...the works!
Shelob: Come on, who would win...giant spider or a crapload of moles?
Spiderman: I really didn't want to use a superhero, but he could use his web to get to high places and to also trap the moles

Guess I could put God, but that would be too unfair

My Dream Team,

-Ford Prefect
-Darth Vader
-The Green Lantern (Best superhero ever!, he can to anything with that ring)
-Goku
-Asland (The Lion in the Lion, the Witch, and the wardrobe.)

Gooble:
This'll probably be horribly cliched, but:

A pyro guy from TF2: Light all the moles alight, which would in turn provide lighting in the cave
Master Chief: Lob a plasma grenade onto one of them, they run off into a bunch of other ones screaming; alternatively could kill a whole line of them with the Spartan Laser
Fable dude: Multiple powers, magic, sword, bow...the works!
Shelob: Come on, who would win...giant spider or a crapload of moles?
Spiderman: I really didn't want to use a superhero, but he could use his web to get to high places and to also trap the moles

Guess I could put God, but that would be too unfair

Sephiroth has already been mentioned, as well as Darth Mobius

havn't seen Chuck Norris yet

Revised list of mine:

nilpferdkoenig:
- The Sonic Boom guy from Street Fighter
- The HADUKEN! guy from Street Fighter
- The Emperor (from Warhammer 40k)
- Mario
- Alvin Earthworm

You are on a games forum, and don't know the names of two main characters from Street Fighter?! For shame!

Your list should read

- Guile (Street Fighter) for the Sonic Boom
- Ryu/Akuma/Ken/Sakura (Street Fighter) for the Hadouken
- The Emperor (from Warhammer 40k) EDIT: Awesome choice. Be sure to take the Pre-Golden throne version.
- Mario
- Alvin Earthworm

Aidanadv:
My Dream Team,

-Ford Prefect
-Darth Vader
-The Green Lantern (Best superhero ever!, he can to anything with that ring)
-Goku
-Jesus (The Lion in the Lion, the Witch, and the wardrobe.)

Fixed it fer ya there. =D

nilpferdkoenig:

Yeah, I just checked what their names were after my post. One question, what do I have to press for the Sonic Boom again?

Charge Away two seconds and then Forward+Punch.

Do west-style RPG players count?

Because my Zalis from oblivion or BG are pretty good. The former is god-like, and the latter is a god.

nilpferdkoenig:
The pre-golden throne one is the one that isn't connected to that wire infestation and the guy who pwned Horus, right?

Pretty much. A bad arse mo-fo in a golden suit of armour that fights with strengh and psychic powers.

Ok, he's on my list. He can replace Dr Dolittle.

Spleenbag:
Super Mega Death Christ 2000 BC Version 4.0 Beta--Jesus meets Optimus Prime/Iron Man. 'Nuff said.

That's Super Mega Death Christ 2000 BC Version 4.0 Beta, bitch!

Sorry, but without "bitch!" thrown in at the end, it's just wrong. Have a cookie for the obscure reference, and, sadly, I very nearly SMDC2K v4.0b for my own team (as well as KITT from Knight Rider (not that remake bullshit KITT they came out with, the original, superior model)) but others simply squeezed them out.

The Potato Lord:
I AM ERROR-just because (5 theoretical dollars if you can guess the reference).
ZIG- because he has great Justice.

(Me) What is "Legend of Zelda II: The adventure of Link"?

(Alex Trebek) That is correct.

Woohoo! Five theoretical dollars on the Daily Double! I like this game.

Now, if I may ask, what do you need a ZIG for? The moles aren't after all your base, are they?

Okay, I'm going to update my list again.

-Sam Jacson: Keeping him.
-Lassie: Keeping her.
-The Emperor: Daymn. Foo gonna kick yo arse with giant Space Marine boots!
-Ash Willams(AoD version): Chainsaw arm, sawn off shotgun and some demon killing under his belt. Groovy.
-Dr Strange: I'll keep him as well. A little magic never hurt.

I was gonna say Cthulu, but the fact is, he's too big to fit in a cave. If I could I'd also say the Kraken and Godzilla.

-Marcus Fenix
-Dominic Santiago
-The Cole Train
-Baird

You guys go ahead into the tunnels and plant the resonator, i'll go and collect the reward.

PurpleRain:
I was gonna say Cthulu, but the fact is, he's too big to fit in a cave. If I could I'd also say the Kraken and Godzilla.

Also, you'd have to get him in about half a mile in front of everyone else, because if you saw him on accident, you'd turn suicidal/insane.

Hah! This is a great thread.

My team:
Sgt. Detritus (Discworld): two reasons for bringing him: 1) we can hide behind him, and 2) the Piecemaker can kill anything.
The Emperor (WH40K): For reasons previously mentioned.
Sam Vimes (Discworld): The man kills werewolves with his bare hands and has an entity called the Watching Dark lurking in his head.
Black Mage: Specifically the one from 8-Bit Theater. Slaughter is what he does.
One Mobile Infantry trooper from Starship Troopers (the book, not the movie): I sincerely doubt that anything the mole people will be able to throw against us will be able to defeat a guy carrying enough weaponry to level a small city. These troopers have got shoulder-launched nuclear missiles. 'Nuff said.

I think that'll do it.

No particular order of importance (Other than the first two)

Samuel L Jackson: Who else could make eating a hamburger intimidating? That could easily burst through rock.
God: For the almighty wrath (Notice how Samuel is above God)
Solid Snake: Sneaky bastard that he is
Anton from no country for old men: I guess he could silence shot gun his way through rock
Britney Spears: On the hope she gets mauled.

iamnotincompliance:

Spleenbag:
Super Mega Death Christ 2000 BC Version 4.0 Beta--Jesus meets Optimus Prime/Iron Man. 'Nuff said.

That's Super Mega Death Christ 2000 BC Version 4.0 Beta, bitch!

Sorry, but without "bitch!" thrown in at the end, it's just wrong. Have a cookie for the obscure reference...

What, he's obscure now? I didn't know that! Something to add to my Nerd Portfolio, I guess.

My Revised Team
Super Mega Death Christ 2000 BC Version 4.0 Beta, Bitch!
Dr. Manhattan
Indiana Jones
And finally, Solid Snake and Gary Gygax. I can picture it now.

Me: Go scout ahead, Snake
Snake: Fine, come on Gary.
*walk walk*
Snake: Gary, do I see anything?
Gary: *rolls*... Yes, you see 23 moles and a Kenyan Mangrove Crab.
Snake: GOD DAMMIT START LOADING YOUR DICE ALREADY!

Chuck Norris and 4 Pokemon that we could eat.