The most common is the good and evil pair.

I have a utilitarian fairy and the floating disembodied head of Edgar Allan Poe.

...

He tag teams with H.P. Lovecraft.

I got nothing like that. Ocasionaly, I get a voice in my head that isn't so much a voice as it is streaming words (Star Wars opening style) in my head, representing my conscience. Yeah... I'm weird. And that's pretty rare.

I am someone's shoudler farie... The evil one to be exact. And I sound alot like the Jabberwock in American McGee's Alice.

I have an apathetic, self-indulgent fairy and an ambitious one who denies being a fairy.

Arsene Lupin, Henry and Demoman.

One of mine is a psycho, and the other is the avatar of porn. So either I'm crazy, or perverted, or both at the same time.

They cycle around way to much.
Currently its pervert and nice guy.
Pervert= DUE THAT CHICKS HOT!!11!! U SHULD TOTLY BONE HER DUDE!
Nice guy=Shut up. I haven't beaten the Wookie in 9 months, why are you so obsessed with sex?

Sparkly Weasel:

Nice guy=Shut up. I haven't beaten the Wookie in 9 months, why are you so obsessed with sex?

*Clears throat*
And now, a message from The Necroswanson.

"EEEEEEeeeeeeew."

My fairies are the Imp of Horniness and the Maynards Monster. One makes me spend my off-time downloading countless porn, the other demands Wine Gums and Sour Patch Kids.

Assuming these aren't actual hallucinations, I'll think of what two point of views I take when I'm unsure of what to do. Hmm...

A lazy person and a brave knight, how 'bout? I know what's right and wrong, so all of my decisions have to do with how much effort it is.

With all honesty, my shoulder fairy is not defined yet. I think I'm too young to have a detailed outlook on life. Think of mine as a silhouette or a blur.

well i think my shoulder fairies are
a. the god of "GO TO SLEEP, it's been like 3 days" and
b. the god of "GO DRINK MORE MOUNTAIN DEW, it's been like 15 seconds"

One of my shoulder faries is concerned for you guys, the other one is laughing.

A pyro and a pyro.

"Burn it!"
"I agree!"
"Fire!"
"Yay!"

Mine are Lazy Guy and Hard Working Interested In My Future. LG killed HWIIMF a long time ago.

My shoulder fairy tell me to cause mayhem and madness. The other one, called Common Sense, tells me it wouldn't be worth it. Too much trouble, Common Sense says.

Mine are Hopeless Romantic and Common Sense With Procrastination Issues.

They're not too bad, once you get to know them.

I have the a jerk, a general, The Procrastinator (like a terminator but dedicated to being lazy), and what could probably only be described as a lesbian girl (some bizarre mixture of liking cute things, romantic stuff, and girls.) suffice to say these argue amongst each other alot which leaves me on my own with no clue, however they can also team up and make me do horrible things (usually to get something done).

-The good guy who likes to lend a helping hand. Has faith in and admiration for his friends.

-The self-hating, cynical, cold, logical, somewhat John Galt esque guy who cynically points out that the good guy isn't really selfless, because of the mad ego trip he gets when helping people and being praised. Cynically points out that the good guy should stop relying on friends so much, and focus more on himself, because they're bound to go their own seperate ways eventually, never to be seen again.

one shoulder is Psymon from the SSX series (cmon he got himself electrocuted jumping his BMX over a powerline

other is Cortana- the voice of reason

this of course if i had to actually give images to them

The twin demons of Lust and Greed. Dont know what happened to that gay looking angel. Disappeared around the time I hit puberty. O.o

I've got dozens and they all want attention, all the time.

And people wonder why I seem so distracted...

Left shoulder - Mr. Superiority Complex - Likes to take control in arguments and debates.

Right shoulder - Guilt - My number one weakness is always guilt trips.

i only have one and that represents lazyness im like lets go work to buy some new games
and then hes like nah why dont you just download them
i say shutup go buy the game and then comming out of my room 2 hours later going back 2 the store to get some other game becouse the previously mentioned game sucked

lazyness is biggining 2 win

Okay, time to list all my split personalities and other disorders:

Drang- The psycho. Likes killing things, likes fighting, is generally at the forefront when the adrenaline starts going and things get agiatated. Is otherwise useless except for occasional bouts of delusional romanticism.

Sizwe- the empathic black dude, who is lazy but always winds up trying to convince me that the other side has a point of view. Also does working class and communist thinking.

Sturm- Drang's brother. Icily logical, utterly ruthless and always advises me to take the most cold-blooded apporach to life. Also advises on seduction, and is even more ruthless and cold blooded, and has resulted in more than one 'misunderstanding'

Allan the architect- plans ahead. Is otherwise piss-boring and underused, except when screaming in my ear to do my revison instead of posting crap.

The Emperor- Is responsible for my influence and power- also helps Sturm and Sizwe with history. Another cold bastard, but imperious, grand and always telling me to be as dominant as possible.

Kyle- The gay. Checks out other men for me. I wish he fucking didn't, but he does, and it worries me.

(note- the rest are hetero, and all get in on the sex side.)

Y'know, I have half a mind to commit you crazy f**kers to a looney bin, but Maynards demands sour Wine Gums and I cannot shut him up until I find some.

-the companion-cube who whacks me with the wrench from bioshock as punishment >.< (my conscience)

I have as fairies:
The sporty type (Died a couple of years ago)
The Lazy
The Pr0n-demanding
The Troll (died along with the the sporty)
and the Litterate Ghost

PurpleRain:
A pyro and a pyro.

"Burn it!"
"I agree!"
"Fire!"
"Yay!"

I would've guessed a Ninja.
"Burn it!"
"In the darkness they will burn."
"Fire!!"
"Agreed, small fat gas-masked one."

I have one that keeps telling me to ban people and lock threads.

PurpleRain:
A pyro and a pyro.

"Burn it!"
"I agree!"
"Fire!"
"Yay!"

Wouldn't it go more like:

"Mrphlbngle!"
"Mmglegnen!"
*burns*

Mine are the psycho and hindsight. I never don't know whether or not to do something, I just do it and regret it later.
I hope you guys are joking though...

I have a one guy saying 'you should be doing [job/coursework/revision]' and the other saying, 'Play now, do it later'...guess which one usually wins :S

I have two shoulder perverts, but one is less perverted.

"Dude, you should so grab her ass then dry hump her"

"No man, just pin her too the wall and grin"

I have one that has a lust for action and violence. I think he killed all my good fairies.