I have Lazyness and Fear of Failure sitting on my shoulder.

wilsonscrazybed:
I have one that keeps telling me to ban people and lock threads.

Yeah, that seems to be true.

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my sholder fairy is Gordon Freeman, but he dosent talk so he is kinda useless :( cheap prick

Anarchemitis:

wilsonscrazybed:
I have one that keeps telling me to ban people and lock threads.

Yeah, that seems to be true.

USER BANNED FOR PARODY BANNING, LOL

I don't ban in that shade of gray... You're lucky.

Bans should be done in a hot pink color, something flamboyant and reminiscent of a Vegas dance line.

I have quite a few
-On my shoulder's are you're stereotypical "good N evil" 'cept the good is somehow fighter and the evil is black mage from 8 bit theatre,
often at loggerheads, kinda annoying
-Somewhere on the top of my head is my inner insanity, fun guy, listen to him when bored.
-One's lust, guess where he is and what he does...
-The one by my ear tells me to hate all music except songs by joe satriani
-In the other is the one who tells me to listen to modern music (got gangraped by all my others)
-One is my inner martial artist(I'm a black belt mind you), violence personified yet a pacifist(see white mage of 8bit theatre)
-And the last one I can remember,The one that tells me to stop wasting my time on forums and make something of my life
(Don't listen to that one much)

I have a bad fairy that wants me to keep arguing with my girlfreind and proove she is wrong because she is a girl and therefore inferior

but

I also have a semi-good fairy that wants me to just agree so that way I can still get some of that hot ass

avykins:
The twin demons of Lust and Greed. Dont know what happened to that gay looking angel. Disappeared around the time I hit puberty. O.o

same here

I have one, that basically tells me not to give a care about anything. I generally listen to him, as I don't care for all that much.

Also, my friend has a Three-way-split-personality, and I'm like the one who tells him not to do things that are potentially harmful.

Oh right, I forgot about red. When I do care about insults or something like that, and I get pushed far enough, well, he basically wants me to Harm anything that insults me. I don't listen to him all that much, but when I do; both parties involved sustain a healthy amount of injuries.

They say to wear your heart on your sleeve but I have my heart and my head on my shoulders.
Anytime I'm thinking about(albeit not alot, just a passing thought)my ex I will almost always look over my right shoulder where my heart "fairy" is and I get lost for a few seconds before my mind "fairy" gives me a good old dose of perspective and common sense and propels me to continue on my merry way.

An otaku and a capitalist.

One insists I collect everything regarding whatever I am fanboying about currently and the other is constantly worried about money, making money, spending money and manipulating money.
Some times there are arguments.

(Yes I know 'fanboying' is not a real word.)

Trust and Faith.

I've blocked them both.

Friederich Nietzsche and a leftist Robert A. Heinlein.

Sometimes they agree, sometimes I'm paralyzed with indecision.

On my left shoulder is my abject and total hatred for humanity as a whole.

On my right shoulder is my craving for pasta.

"I hate people. People should dry up and die."
"But people make lasagna! And fettucini alfredo! And ravioli!"
"...fine. But all the people who don't make pasta and pasta-related products should dry up and die."

Literal fairy and cynical fairy.

I have the mean asshole on my left, telling me to be mean and whatnot, and I have the pyro/demoman/nice guy on the right...my nice side likes brunign things and blowing them up...my bad side is just mean...normally I listen to my good side because with my good side comes fire

The one on the left is Fix, the one on the right is Spade,

One likes spanners, the other likes cards, they both want to destroy me...

My right shoulder is inhabited by a discordian in dark green robes with the sacred choa hanging off his chest. He goes by lots of names just to fuck with me. Generally he is trying to convince me to enjoy life more and do my duty to society by freaking out everyone I meet and generally not following accepted guidlines.

My left shoulder is inhabited by a man called Saturn. His appearance changes pretty regularly. Mostly saturn tries to convince me that I should get enjoyment from life by simply living it. I shouldn't be dependant on outside sources for my happiness. Oh, and I should work more, and stop messing with other people.

The surprising things is they don't really argue that often. I think it's because neither of them can really bring themselves to care about what I do. A have possibly the most apathetic faries in existence.

You're referring to miniature incarnations of one's conscience, which has NO basis in any form of mythology, and only exists because of old cartoons.

Yeah, those don't exist.

this year models are a pesimist and an emotiona masocist

Blandotaco:
I have a utilitarian fairy and the floating disembodied head of Edgar Allan Poe. He tag teams with H.P. Lovecraft.

Yeah, all those amphetamines will do that to you.

I think I've got Ayn Rand on one shoulder (you're not being capitalist enough!) versus the leprechaun who tells me to burn things.

3 more just joined the ranks
-A yahtzee like fairy that tells me to hate everything and insult them with words that most people probably wouldn't under stand
-I haven't seen him but it's a soothing voice that tells me that people would look better with stab wounds and bullet holes
-A velociraptor that keeps asking me to bring him to my leader and that resistance is futile(I've been hanging out in the velociraptor thread too long)

Break:

PurpleRain:
A pyro and a pyro.

"Burn it!"
"I agree!"
"Fire!"
"Yay!"

Wouldn't it go more like:

"Mrphlbngle!"
"Mmglegnen!"
*burns*

I was imagining it more like the two fire imps out of Conker. I guess that makes me a giant boiler with giant brass balls.

My right shoulder is the angel who says I have chance of getting laid all the time while the left shoulder is the one who keeps wanting me to headbutt annoying people.

All I have is the Klepto Fairy who constantly reminds me that no one's looking, no one would mind if you just took that thing, I swear you've earned it, just not with money...

...

*steals you*

I don't have a shoulder fairy so much as a gramophone playing "Yakety Sax" on loop.

Well on my shoulder:

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts... (dadadada)
There they are, standing in a row.
Big ones small ones some as big as you're head! (laughter)
Just give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist that's what the showman said!
Everybody!

Jks.

Left Shoulder: Level 49 Necromancer with plus +14 fire resistance, evil affinity.
Right Shoulder: Gus. Gus is a mechanic!

I have one who tells me to do evil stuff, he takes the form of the giant robot that is my robot. He has a demonic voice. Then, my other one tells me that doing evil stuff is a lot of work, and that I should just eat Doritos and play Deadrising. He also takes the form of my avatar robot, but has my voice.

I used to have a fairy on my shoulder... but it kept going "HEY, LISTEN! LOOK! LISTEN, HEY! LISTEN HEY!! LOOK!"... So I killed it...

A mini Ghastly from Pokemon on my left and black Jesus on my right

on my right, associated with confidence and bravery i have David Bowie. More often than not in Labyrinth costume, but not always

On my left, associated with paranoia and cowerdice i have a combination of my old PE teacher and that green thing that said "Toasty" on the Genesis port of MK2

On the right shoulder, the annoying one that likes to talk to people for no particular reason, talks too fast, is lazy, optimistic and liberal, and likes to find other people that like indie music and Pink Floyd instead of finding real friends the hard way, versus

The left shoulder fairy, the cynical anarchist that keeps on reminding the other shoulder that I hate people and that I should really be finishing that painting or practicing my cello. Ironically, she's probably the one I should be listening to.

There are several other combinations that could be made, like my eat-it and don't-eat-that-you'll-get-fatter fairies. They're surprisingly dominant.

I'm pretty sure my fairies are President and Attention Whore.

I'm always a leader in everything I do, so I always get that nagging voice going "So and so shouldn't be acting this way. Make them stop," or "I need to do this, this, this, this, and this, and make sure I tell so and so to do this,"

And I... was... an actor, so I tend to demand a little more attention or bask in the attention I'm getting, lol. Although this fairy's thinking of packing up and leaving soon. She'll be replaced with the aptly-rewarded Sexy Fairy. :-P

I have a Headbanging Metalhead telling me 2 crack open da metal, than i have an uberviolent schizo telling me 2 kill people and cause general meyham and destrucution than there's the perv, telling me 2 dry hump evry hot girl in sight and theres that meek little vocie telling me wats right and wrong, but strangely enough i havent hear him in a while i think the other ones killed him...