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Copy Clerk Posts: 89 Joined: 26 May 2008  | |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 874 Joined: 14 Dec 2007     | Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? |
Beat Writer  Posts: 140 Joined: 4 Dec 2007     | "the cake is a lie" |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 449 Joined: 25 May 2008    | Get on the Choo Choo Shoe Charlie!!! |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 10 Joined: 10 Apr 2008 | The first time i went to the zoo, when i was about 7, a couple of monkeys were having sex in the cages and my mom told me it was a monkey wrestling competition XD |
Copy Clerk Posts: 81 Joined: 7 May 2008 |
Don't worry I brought Pychonauts and Beyond Good & Evil for the same reason. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2723 Joined: 7 Feb 2008   | Why is the boiled lobster singing? |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 86 Joined: 19 Dec 2007 | Also, I can kill you with my brain. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 81 Joined: 7 May 2008 | I have a cunning plan. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1865 Joined: 13 Dec 2007  | He lawn bowls like a bitch in heat! |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 579 Joined: 2 Mar 2008 | (This is only funny in context.) Kick open a door to a dorm-mate's room, step in, hold up two bag's of Halls and yell "HALLS!" for no reason. Also, the most random statement ever. Think MGS2. Yeah, that one. _____________________________________________________________________ I am the ... Meep? |
BANNED  Posts: 502 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 | I think my penis is shrinking User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown. (Permanent) |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 816 Joined: 6 Feb 2008   |
Because you touch yourself at night. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 211 Joined: 20 May 2008  | charles manson... there is rock in my cloud in my manson charles bleaclkcalskfa;slhdf ;jfhdalkjfhaslkdjfhaslkjfh ack that was spontaneous |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4492 Joined: 23 Dec 2007   | Welcome to City Seventeen. It's FIRIN' MAH LAZER!! |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 729 Joined: 31 Oct 2007   | marble hubcap bubbly bubbly i have a passion for vcr clocks. |
Paperboy  Posts: 13 Joined: 12 Jan 2008 | There's truth in your fiction and fiction in your truth. |
Muckraker  Posts: 294 Joined: 9 May 2008 | Addiction to Jaffa Cakes can be cured by acute trauma to the skull, or by eating pickled beans |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 86 Joined: 10 May 2008 | YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS Sanke, what's going on? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAKE!! |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 67 Joined: 18 Apr 2008 | I am the Walrus! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1114 Joined: 6 Mar 2008 | "The driver is dead. And an owl." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3652 Joined: 25 Jan 2008  | I Am A Banana! |
Paperboy Posts: 12 Joined: 24 May 2008 | I LOST THE GAME (PLZ DONT KILL ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) ITS CANDLEJA |
News Room Contributor  Posts: 4861 Joined: 13 Feb 2008    | Truly, you are the master of posting. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1211 Joined: 9 Dec 2007 |
Seriously. It was only until I woke up I thought 'WTF!?'. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2723 Joined: 7 Feb 2008 | There's some blood in my caffienne stream, how... unfortunate. |
BANNED Posts: 502 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 | The Zerg ate my breakfast. My mom made it for me. Now I'm pissed! User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1200 Joined: 21 May 2008  |
i am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1224 Joined: 1 Jan 2008 | You can't spell manslaughter without laughter! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2723 Joined: 7 Feb 2008 | Watch out for invisible moose |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3769 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 | I like your shoelace. |
Muckraker Posts: 294 Joined: 9 May 2008 | In my eye, lives a pie, should I die, so will pie |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3652 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 | AAaah! Fresh Meat. (The Butcher) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3903 Joined: 26 Feb 2008  | My plane has a Laser! (Inside joke between me and my ex-wife about Ace Combat Zero. I called her when I first unlocked the plane and my first words to her were "My plane has a Laaaser!) From a T-shirt: Bitches don't know 'bout my Secret Pylons! |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 925 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 | Prison bitch, you gay. (kudos if anyone knows what thats from. It's been slightly adapted) |
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The forecast for today is bloody with a chance of mutilated corpses.
(Yes, I've been playing Painkiller, and yes, I bought it because Yahtzee liked it.)