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666thHeretic
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The forecast for today is bloody with a chance of mutilated corpses.
(Yes, I've been playing Painkiller, and yes, I bought it because Yahtzee liked it.)

qbert4ever
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Jenkins
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Joined: 4 Dec 2007

"the cake is a lie"

Sennz0r
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Get on the Choo Choo Shoe Charlie!!!

Xylem888
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The first time i went to the zoo, when i was about 7, a couple of monkeys were having sex in the cages and my mom told me it was a monkey wrestling competition XD

A Username Not In Use
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666thHeretic:
The forecast for today is bloody with a chance of mutilated corpses.
(Yes, I've been playing Painkiller, and yes, I bought it because Yahtzee liked it.)

Don't worry I brought Pychonauts and Beyond Good & Evil for the same reason.

PedroSteckecilo
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Why is the boiled lobster singing?

Projekt Spartan
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Also, I can kill you with my brain.

A Username Not In Use
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I have a cunning plan.

Larenxis
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Joined: 13 Dec 2007

He lawn bowls like a bitch in heat!

Mstrswrd
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(This is only funny in context.) Kick open a door to a dorm-mate's room, step in, hold up two bag's of Halls and yell "HALLS!" for no reason.

Also, the most random statement ever. Think MGS2. Yeah, that one.

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I am the ... Meep?

nilpferdkoenig
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I think my penis is shrinking

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Lukeje
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PedroSteckecilo:
Why is the boiled lobster singing?

Because you touch yourself at night.

crepesack
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Joined: 20 May 2008

charles manson... there is rock in my cloud in my manson charles bleaclkcalskfa;slhdf ;jfhdalkjfhaslkdjfhaslkjfh ack that was spontaneous

Anarchemitis
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Welcome to City Seventeen. It's FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!

runtheplacered
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marble hubcap bubbly bubbly

i have a passion for vcr clocks.

Azrael_0
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Joined: 12 Jan 2008

There's truth in your fiction and fiction in your truth.

Gooble
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Joined: 9 May 2008

Addiction to Jaffa Cakes can be cured by acute trauma to the skull, or by eating pickled beans

Aidanadv
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YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

Sanke, what's going on? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!

OnlySubscribedtoCommentYahtzee
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I am the Walrus!
GOO GOO GJOOB!

ThaBenMan
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"The driver is dead. And an owl."
(lifted that from the dreams thread)

Khell_Sennet
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I Am A Banana!

Darkshade505
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Joined: 24 May 2008

I LOST THE GAME

(PLZ DONT KILL ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

ITS CANDLEJA

The_root_of_all_evil
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Truly, you are the master of posting.

Melaisis
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ThaBenMan:
"The driver is dead. And an owl."
(lifted that from the dreams thread)

Seriously. It was only until I woke up I thought 'WTF!?'.

PedroSteckecilo
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There's some blood in my caffienne stream, how... unfortunate.

nilpferdkoenig
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The Zerg ate my breakfast. My mom made it for me. Now I'm pissed!

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TheGhostOfSin
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OnlySubscribedtoCommentYahtzee:
I am the Walrus!
GOO GOO GJOOB!

i am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

GenHellspawn
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You can't spell manslaughter without laughter!

PedroSteckecilo
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Watch out for invisible moose

conqueror Kenny
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I like your shoelace.

Gooble
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In my eye, lives a pie, should I die, so will pie

Khell_Sennet
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AAaah! Fresh Meat. (The Butcher)

Darth Mobius
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Joined: 26 Feb 2008

My plane has a Laser!

(Inside joke between me and my ex-wife about Ace Combat Zero. I called her when I first unlocked the plane and my first words to her were "My plane has a Laaaser!)

From a T-shirt:

Bitches don't know 'bout my Secret Pylons!

Strafe Mcgee
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Joined: 25 Jan 2008

Prison bitch, you gay.

(kudos if anyone knows what thats from. It's been slightly adapted)

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