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Copy Clerk Posts: 111 Joined: 7 Feb 2008    | |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 10 Joined: 28 May 2008  | Why is Michael Jackson hovering outside of my window? I'm 20 for gods sake |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 107 Joined: 24 May 2008 | lol. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 1 Joined: 28 May 2008 | It Pees when I Burn! |
Paperboy  Posts: 25 Joined: 24 Jan 2008 | The ''ooh shiny'' sydrome can be cured with a mirror. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 107 Joined: 24 May 2008 | dont turn around hes behind you!!!!...........oh wait, its just me never mind! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1921 Joined: 8 May 2008    | Guy 1: wow theres alot of double and triple posts on this thread |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 113 Joined: 7 May 2008   | WELCOME TO MY DARLEK POETRY CORNER! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3349 Joined: 26 Feb 2008   | Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies, Beer, a 401K and Retirement fund. All the Jedi have is Cake... |
Copy Clerk Posts: 113 Joined: 7 May 2008 | Picture of Kellaway's wife. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 4 Joined: 10 Apr 2008 | sip sock sicka-poop |
Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 10 Apr 2008 | it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets my toes again... |
Copy Clerk Posts: 113 Joined: 7 May 2008 | They're dogs and they're playing poker! |
Muckraker  Posts: 335 Joined: 28 May 2008 | The space pirate ninja with the 1970 Ford Capri appears to be suffering from an acute case of the willies. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 91 Joined: 21 Feb 2008 | Blood for the blood god! 'I exposed myself to Philosophy onces, all I got was a restraining order and a $1,500 fine.' |
Paperboy Posts: 23 Joined: 18 Feb 2008 | Fear not, for I am THE Guitar Hero! With my Mighty Axe of Justice and my sidekick, THE Drummer of Common Politeness I will vanquish the forces of darkness! This Injustice will not stand! I know the Muffin Man, oh yes, I know him well. I just slept with your wife. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 81 Joined: 10 May 2008 | Alternivite use for your lasgun: Warming soup. |
Paperboy  Posts: 19 Joined: 29 May 2008 | IT SHOOTS SHURIKENS AND LIGHTNING!!!!!!!! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1921 Joined: 8 May 2008 | but I dont like spam! |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 102 Joined: 5 Jan 2008 | Does this bagel look toasted to you? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2384 Joined: 29 Nov 2007    | I'm sorry Champ... I think I ate your chocolate squirrel. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 162 Joined: 13 Mar 2008 | A tiny cake snug in his cup Why, I need no friends or family |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2384 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 | *Chomp* And now you're alone. |
Beat Writer Posts: 162 Joined: 13 Mar 2008 | Oh, I do forgive you your trespass. After all, now I've a new friend to take tea with. |
Paperboy  Posts: 22 Joined: 14 Nov 2007 | LOOK MOMMA! HE'S GONNA 'SPLODE!! |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 106 Joined: 3 Oct 2007 | DO a ....god... damned, barrel roll |
Beat Writer  Posts: 161 Joined: 30 Mar 2008   |
and we know the truth their cake is a lie! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3349 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Dance my little puppet. Dance for your diplomat! I was beginning to think that no one would take the bait.... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2260 Joined: 21 Jan 2008   | "MADNESS! THIS.IS.CAKE TOWN!!!" "Our bees will blot out the Sun.""Then we will hug in the shade." |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 388 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 | I win the race. |
Muckraker Posts: 335 Joined: 28 May 2008 | At first I was all like =0, but then I lol'd. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 71 Joined: 10 May 2008 | In a surprise turn of events, recent polls suggest that many people wish to vote a bag of sawdust prime minister at the next federal election. It's an amazing turn of events, for which I'll have a million metaphors. In fact I've got more metaphors than you can poke a stick at. But I'm stuck covering it from behind this desk. Always the same bloody desk. With the same fucking background. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1921 Joined: 8 May 2008 | Guy 1: people are repeating themselves alot on this thread |
Copy Clerk Posts: 113 Joined: 7 May 2008 | My name is Simon... Not Philip Stein. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2384 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 | BEES! THOUSANDS OF BEES! |
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Sur le pont d'Avignon, l'on y danse, l'on y danse,
Sur le pont d'Avignon, l'on y danse tout en rond!
WHERE ARE THE SCISSORS?!