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ayoama
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Posts: 111
Joined: 7 Feb 2008

Sur le pont d'Avignon, l'on y danse, l'on y danse,
Sur le pont d'Avignon, l'on y danse tout en rond!

ValronPiRho:
"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock"

kudos and a pet rock if you get the ref.

WHERE ARE THE SCISSORS?!

kenji8055
Paperboy
Posts: 13
Joined: 28 May 2008

Why is Michael Jackson hovering outside of my window?

I'm 20 for gods sake

DGKT93
Copy Clerk
Posts: 107
Joined: 24 May 2008

lol.

Kromaxx
Anonymous Source
Posts: 1
Joined: 28 May 2008

It Pees when I Burn!

ar4yyyy
Paperboy
Posts: 26
Joined: 24 Jan 2008

The ''ooh shiny'' sydrome can be cured with a mirror.

DGKT93
Copy Clerk
Posts: 107
Joined: 24 May 2008

dont turn around hes behind you!!!!...........oh wait, its just me never mind!

the monopoly guy
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2364
Joined: 8 May 2008

Guy 1: wow theres alot of double and triple posts on this thread
Guy 2: thats not very random, if it were random they would just do it once, they're trying
to hard
Guy 3: nonsense poopypants!

Kaos Incarnate
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Posts: 113
Joined: 7 May 2008

WELCOME TO MY DARLEK POETRY CORNER!
THIS ONE IS CALLED DAFFODILS!
EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS!

Darth Mobius
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3808
Joined: 26 Feb 2008

Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies, Beer, a 401K and Retirement fund. All the Jedi have is Cake...

Kaos Incarnate
Copy Clerk
Posts: 113
Joined: 7 May 2008

Picture of Kellaway's wife.
What?
Uh-oh.
Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!
Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her!

Kazz84
Anonymous Source
Posts: 4
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

sip sock sicka-poop

Kazz84
Anonymous Source
Posts: 4
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets my toes again...

Kaos Incarnate
Copy Clerk
Posts: 113
Joined: 7 May 2008

They're dogs and they're playing poker!

wewontdie11
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Posts: 555
Joined: 28 May 2008

The space pirate ninja with the 1970 Ford Capri appears to be suffering from an acute case of the willies.

00exmachina
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Posts: 91
Joined: 21 Feb 2008

Blood for the blood god!
&
Skulls for the skull throne!

'I exposed myself to Philosophy onces, all I got was a restraining order and a $1,500 fine.'

spiggy
Paperboy
Posts: 24
Joined: 18 Feb 2008

Fear not, for I am THE Guitar Hero! With my Mighty Axe of Justice and my sidekick, THE Drummer of Common Politeness I will vanquish the forces of darkness! This Injustice will not stand!

I know the Muffin Man, oh yes, I know him well.

I just slept with your wife.

Aidanadv
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Posts: 86
Joined: 10 May 2008

Alternivite use for your lasgun:

Warming soup.
When left on, a seat warmer in your Leman Russ.
Disco effects/pyrotechnics.
Cigarette lighter.
Changing T.V. channels.
Selling to get funds for a better weapon.
Throwing at the enemy (may do more damage)
Using for grave marking for IG troops.
Collecting (eventually you might have enough to do some damage)
Paperweight.
Skeet shooting.
A cooking utensil.
Looking slightly menacing.
Strapping onto a Boltgun as a laser sight.
Annoying friends by shining it in their eyes repeatedly
Burning ants

Sarge7777
Paperboy
Posts: 31
Joined: 29 May 2008

IT SHOOTS SHURIKENS AND LIGHTNING!!!!!!!! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!

the monopoly guy
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2364
Joined: 8 May 2008

but I dont like spam!

Thegreatoz
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Posts: 102
Joined: 5 Jan 2008

Does this bagel look toasted to you?

TheNecroswanson
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2896
Joined: 29 Nov 2007

I'm sorry Champ... I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

Mnemophage
Beat Writer
Posts: 172
Joined: 13 Mar 2008

A tiny cake snug in his cup
to eat with tea or after sup
he tastes sweet as a sugarlump
my pretty white cupcake.

Why, I need no friends or family
if I should have my little treat
I know he'll not abandon me
my pretty white cupcake.

TheNecroswanson
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2896
Joined: 29 Nov 2007

*Chomp* And now you're alone.

Mnemophage
Beat Writer
Posts: 172
Joined: 13 Mar 2008

Oh, I do forgive you your trespass. After all, now I've a new friend to take tea with.

smileyboybob
Paperboy
Posts: 22
Joined: 14 Nov 2007

LOOK MOMMA! HE'S GONNA 'SPLODE!!

blank0000
Beat Writer
Posts: 130
Joined: 3 Oct 2007

DO a ....god... damned, barrel roll

Logan9993
Beat Writer
Posts: 163
Joined: 30 Mar 2008

Darth Mobius:
Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies, Beer, a 401K and Retirement fund. All the Jedi have is Cake...

and we know the truth their cake is a lie!

Darth Mobius
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3808
Joined: 26 Feb 2008

Dance my little puppet. Dance for your diplomat!

I was beginning to think that no one would take the bait....

stompy
Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 21 Jan 2008

"MADNESS! THIS.IS.CAKE TOWN!!!"

"Our bees will blot out the Sun.""Then we will hug in the shade."

Omnidum
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Posts: 628
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

I win the race.

wewontdie11
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 555
Joined: 28 May 2008

At first I was all like =0, but then I lol'd.

riftinducer
Copy Clerk
Posts: 79
Joined: 10 May 2008

In a surprise turn of events, recent polls suggest that many people wish to vote a bag of sawdust prime minister at the next federal election. It's an amazing turn of events, for which I'll have a million metaphors. In fact I've got more metaphors than you can poke a stick at.
Whoops, there I go again.

But I'm stuck covering it from behind this desk. Always the same bloody desk. With the same fucking background.
Why don't I get to go outside. Peter Harvey gets to go outside. And what's with the pause: "Peter Harvey.............Canberra."
I can do the same thing:"riftinducer.............behind the same fucking desk"

the monopoly guy
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2364
Joined: 8 May 2008

Guy 1: people are repeating themselves alot on this thread
Guy 2: thats not very random, they should have new random thoughts
Guy 3: nonsense poopypants!

Kaos Incarnate
Copy Clerk
Posts: 113
Joined: 7 May 2008

My name is Simon... Not Philip Stein.

TheNecroswanson
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2896
Joined: 29 Nov 2007

BEES! THOUSANDS OF BEES!

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