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Press Junketeer  Posts: 487 Joined: 18 May 2008    | |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 782 Joined: 1 Jun 2008    | Je suis souvent une pauvre cassett, |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 68 Joined: 9 Jun 2008    | Wo yao shou zhongwen hao |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 902 Joined: 14 May 2008   | Teacher, "That is a concept design for a space ship powered by solar winds capable of traveling over 50,000 kph." Me, "Really, that's pretty cool and all, but how does it stop?" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1251 Joined: 5 May 2008    | "I see" says the blind man, to the deaf man, over the disconnected telephone... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2053 Joined: 14 Sep 2007   |
You spelt it wrong. Shi 'shuo', bu shi 'shou'. Orange croutons zoom zoom butterscotch. I am perturbed by the lack of monkey in your room. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 124 Joined: 28 May 2008 | Salad ice cream interruption! Groin grabbing plus moon walking equals pop music! Learn it! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2657 Joined: 8 May 2008  |
For shame! how DARE you bring this slander into my home, Out! Out I say! And bring your filthy platypus with you! |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 782 Joined: 1 Jun 2008 | I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS!!! ... That's fine but I have a problem with This ... He's always stealing my money. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 196 Joined: 9 Dec 2007 | "this is my gun." |
Beat Writer Posts: 196 Joined: 9 Dec 2007 | Teamwork:because a bullet can only go through so many bodies |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1393 Joined: 29 Mar 2008  | The taste of this lemon varies depending on how many frogs you have in your mouth, and how many crabs they have eaten |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2657 Joined: 8 May 2008 | I was walking around town today and we saw a guy sitting on a bench fidgeting and moving his lips, thought no sound came out. one of my friends said "schizophrenia" . Then a really skinny girl with bad hair and teeth walked out of the store and another friend said "belemia". Then a few guys came out with bags full of food, they crossed in the middle of the road (jay walking) and nearly got run over, I said "dawrinia". |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 66 Joined: 4 Oct 2007  | Me: "I'm not going to help you" My friend: "If you don't help me I'll kill every-one in my family until you do" <- this line Me: "Really?" My friend: ".....crap" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3975 Joined: 24 Apr 2008     | I think so brain, but where will we find a pair of pants that big? (100000points to anyone who gets this reference) |
Copy Clerk Posts: 124 Joined: 28 May 2008 | [quote=Ultrajoe]I think so brain, but where will we find a pair of pants that big?quote] Pinky and the Brain? And another thing. GET OFF MY PLANE! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1394 Joined: 23 Dec 2007  | 10010100101001010101010100101010101010101010011001 Porn for Robots |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3683 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 |
That's goooood porn. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 782 Joined: 1 Jun 2008 | 1 2 buckle my shoe. 3 4 shut the door. 5 6 pick up sticks. 7 8 lay them straight. 9 10 you're a big fat hen! |
Paperboy Posts: 22 Joined: 19 Jun 2008 | ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (virtual cookie if you got that) |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 548 Joined: 2 Mar 2008 | "What was that Noise?" "Oh, just a box." (Take a guess, people.) |
Press Junketeer Posts: 487 Joined: 18 May 2008 | "Come on Gohan, you distract Majin Buu while I charge this spirit bomb for another 20 episodes!!" If you take what was once misplaced and then find it lost again, don't you know where it is? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4392 Joined: 14 Jun 2008  | If the Squirrels are trapped in the bee hive, then Who'se fighting the penguins? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4280 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | Sheckley! |
Anonymous Source Posts: 5 Joined: 22 Jun 2008 | the cake is no lie, i have tasted it! It tasted of resin. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 9 Joined: 19 May 2008 | Ouch....my sphincter |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2657 Joined: 8 May 2008 |
Everyone gets that. Everyone. It's knowledge that known from the womb. Genetic memory. Bye! be adequite! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1139 Joined: 6 Jun 2008  | ___________ /| This box contains our universe. We must cherish it as though . . . it contained our universe. |
Paperboy Posts: 15 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | "Now Thomas, I want you to take these explosives to the top of Mount Cuddly and sing to them while your face grows bigger. Who knows when the lamp will staple the game to my chest." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1126 Joined: 22 Jun 2008  | Well, i wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition! *I DARE YOU!* |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4280 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 |
Oh, forget it. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 186 Joined: 3 Dec 2007 | "If you'd stop pulling on it, maybe I'd get something done. JUST LET GO! Jesus Holy Christ! Look, if you want it so bad, just cut it off and get the hell away. Yeah, just cut it off, what do I care." "Ah. Jeanie pulling on your bracelet again?" "Yeah, she is. Wanker." |
Paperboy  Posts: 38 Joined: 17 Jun 2008 | Egg. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 487 Joined: 18 May 2008 | "I wonder what Freud would say to that?" "He'd probably say 'That's what she said'." |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 67 Joined: 24 May 2008 | Vezi, rāndunelele se duc, |
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Mark my words... Use a highlighter.
'I often wonder if there is a little man in my head, telling me what to do. And who is in that little man's head, telling HIM what to do, and what tells him what to do... And then the little man in the little man's head in the little man's head in my head is told to stop playing his MMORPG and come down to dinner, and the cycle is broken.