oh, err.... it was like that when i got here

This is my first post on the escapist, and to start it all off, I thought of the best phrase I've heard in the last 15 minutes:

ZOOBITY-ZOP-DA-BOP, THIS SHIP'S-A GONNA FLOP!!!!!!!!!!

They say God works in mysterious ways... but not this time! This is 65 tonnes of high-powered, high yield, fuel driven DIVINE INTERVENTION!!!

Also: beer!

Great Googley Wurlitzers!

Ging gang goolie goolie goolie watcha, ging gang goo, ging gang goo.

If there's a smile on my face, it's only there trying to fool the public. But when it comes down to fooling you, well honey that's quite a different subject.

Don't let my glad expression, give you the wrong impression 'cos really I'm sad.
I'm sadder than sad.
Like a clown I pretend to be glad, but I'm hurt and I want you so bad.
Ooohh girl. Well there's some sad things known to man. But none too much sadder than...

Please don't leave garbage on the board, it's too delicious to walk past.

Never clamp tupperware to kittens. It makes them stringy and magenta.

El oh el, so random, ecks dee many exclamation marks and the numbers one, eleven and one-hundred-and-eleven.

Emoticon goes here.

Whores and apples man! Nothin' but whore and apples as far as my eyes could see! They tasted like nuns and oranges respectively. It confused the truck and married the fox. Now help, as the leather headphones are making a push and our lines of calenders can't hold out until Easter Sunday.

Does corned beef cure herpies? I really hope so.

If this is a bad idea sir, I'm gonna have to introduce it to your colon

Anarchemitis:

While I cropped this, I was listening to Orpheus in the Underworld
as performed by the London Philiharmonic Orchestra

I want that to be my epitaph

quick! caress a post-it grenade! it will staple those coca-cola keyboards in hell!!

With that kinda brownie cannon, who needs the cake?

Frog blast the vent core

DOOOOOOOOOOM!

That's exactly what she said before I took her left shoe off!

Come to the Dark Side, we have Cookies, Beer, a 401K with Donation matching for all Sith Democratic Party Members, a Supercar of your choice with every vote, and All Reality TV Shows will be abolished under my government! More, you say? You have it. Under my rule, I will install a pool in every Yard, Open Space, and BUILDING!

Darth Mobius: The Intelligent choice for an Intelligent Future!

Darth Mobius:
Come to the Dark Side, we have Cookies, Beer, a 401K with Donation matching for all Sith Democratic Party Members, a Supercar of your choice with every vote, and All Reality TV Shows will be abolished under my government! More, you say? You have it. Under my rule, I will install a pool in every Yard, Open Space, and BUILDING!

Darth Mobius: The Intelligent choice for an Intelligent Future!

no reality TV? add no children (14 and under) with microphones on online games and you've got my vote!...and pie is better then cookies

You can find my house!

"What did you do with your fishbowl?"
"We used to keep wheat germ in it...until yesterday..."
"What happened yesterday?"

"We ran out of wheat germ. My wife is out getting some more."

Sheep!!

Sock!! stop eating lefty, use the superglue instead...

EDIT: this is acually just a glorified way of spamming and to get
postcount++;

Cpt. Red:
Sock!! stop eating lefty, use the superglue instead...

EDIT: this is acually just a glorified way of spamming and to get
postcount++;

well now it is but in days past this was a pretty cool thread
ad it's called post padding

You ever get lost with your wife in the car, you're completely lost, and they always say the same thing! "Oh let's just go home." "WE'RE FUCKING LOST! WHAT DID YOU THROW FUCKIN' BREAD OUT THE WINDOW?"

conqueror Kenny:
You ever get lost with your wife in the car, you're completely lost, and they always say the same thing! "Oh let's just go home." "WE'RE FUCKING LOST! WHAT DID YOU THROW FUCKIN' BREAD OUT THE WINDOW?"

Hilarious. What comedian said that.

On a forum I used to post on you could upload pictures from your computer, instead of having to fin the URL of the isolated picture. They also had a spell check.

the monopoly guy:

conqueror Kenny:
You ever get lost with your wife in the car, you're completely lost, and they always say the same thing! "Oh let's just go home." "WE'RE FUCKING LOST! WHAT DID YOU THROW FUCKIN' BREAD OUT THE WINDOW?"

Hilarious. What comedian said that.

Lee Evans on the topic of Lee Evans
I tried water polo and my horse drowned... that was a nightmare.

Ok, Ok, Ok, all you people who have just joined and some people that haven't, you see that third button underneath your posts? That's called the edit button, you use it to add something to your posts instead of double or triple posting.

Spoooooooon!

Rhesus, I fink I bwoke a phinkernail.

how many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

roughly three and a half?

boardman1000:
how many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

roughly three and a half?

I told you it was flour!

I am King Leonidas, and I am here to ask you a question: Is a man not entitled to kick Persians down his own well?
No, says the man in Persia. No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!
No, says the man in Rome. Madman! You're a madman!
No, says the man in Athens. This is blasphemy! This is madness!
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
A city where the Persian would fear the censors.
Where the Spartan would not be bound by petty morality.
Where the Spartan would not be constrained by the Persian.
With the sweat of your brow, SPARTAAAAAAAAAA can become your city, as well.